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Whats the most subtle way to clean up semen after we have engaged in intercourse ?

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Question - (13 April 2007) 15 Answers - (Newest, 17 March 2011)
A male United Kingdom age 26-29, anonymous writes:

Hi, just a quick question...i was wondering if say you sleep with a girl on the 1st night of meeting her or after a couple of dates and we don't use a condom, what is the most suttlest way of after having sex and ejaculated in her to like clean it all up. I know that obviously some of it will come out of her and wondered should i put a towel down? I would feel awkward because what if we want to sleep afterwards for abit and the bed has all semen on it? Thanks.

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A female reader, deemarie United States +, writes (17 March 2011):

I use to use a towel or a sock, then I found Swipes Lovin' Wipes, and lets just say I'm doing less laundry ;) they work great!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (18 February 2011):

A friend gave me a sample of Swipes Lovin Wipes!!! These work great..Fits right in with my life style! Keep it in my nightstand right next to my condoms :)

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A female reader, natural1 United States +, writes (4 February 2011):

Hey Everyone! A lot of people on this thread have suggested sex towels or some type of wipes. In my opinion I wouldn't go with the towel because then you have to think about cleaning the towel after and baby wipes are out..1. because they are BABY wipes! 2. There are adult wipes you can use for this.

My boyfriend and I just started using Swipes Lovin Wipes. It's a new product but we like it a lot. I'm a green person so for me they are great because they are all natural and also a truly flushable wipe. So you can take care of the mess and dipose it properly. Win Win! :)

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A female reader, red94stang United States +, writes (25 May 2009):

My husband and I use sex towels. You can even wet them with warm water and make it more romantic by cleaning each other. I get all my sex towels from www.lovinrags.com. It's much easier to use a sex towel than a tissue because normally the tissue breaks up and leaves bits and pieces all over your private parts HAHA! The sex towel more absorbant and leaves you feeling fresh.

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A male reader, younwha United States +, writes (17 December 2008):

This is simple, finish in her mouth, tell her to swallow... badabing, no mess

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (1 June 2008):

We use Sex Wipes - they are antimicrobial and antibacterial and they come in a pack that will fit in my purse- it has tear off sheets. Sometimes it takes several sheets, but they always leave us feeling lean without a run to the bathroom, and smelling clean. PersonalSexWipes.com

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (31 March 2008):

I always make sure to finish on her side of the bed so that it's her problem. J/K, but we keep some tissues or TP there and she catches as much as she can on the way out.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (14 April 2007):

Anonymous. Re-read your last post and read each sentence carefully. There is no way you can be "sure" of any of the statements you made. If you have sex, ALWAYS use protection. Never believe at face value anything the other person tells you. "I am on the pill": probably more unwilling "daddy's" have heard this line than any other. You may say, "So, what". Well, so, you can be required to have a DNA test taken in case of a paternity suit, and it will prove you are the "father". The "powers that be" can require you to make a child support payment. You may think it an unlikely scenario,...but it is entirely possible. "She has no STD's". Of course she doesn't. (?) She is willing to have unprotected sex with you. So, you can assume she would have unprotected sex with someone else. If she has not been with anyone for nine months, why is she 'on the pill'? Have you been following her around for the last nine months, or did you hire a private detective? In answer to your question, it is a non-problem if you use a condom. You just go and clean yourself up. "But, they are so 'inconvenient'. " Well, so are STD's... and pregnancy.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (14 April 2007):

This is verified as being by the original poster of the question

I have known her for quite a while now and well she's a mate as it is but we are alot closer than mates. I know she's not been with anyone for atleast 9 months. She is on the pill so she won't get pregnant and as for STD's well i would feel i trust her enough to tell me the truth. Thanks all for your help! x

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A reader, anonymous, writes (14 April 2007):

What on earth are you thinking having unprotected sex upon the first night of meeting a woman you know little about. Do you want to be a "baby daddy" or catch an STD? Sleeping in the wet spot lasts maybe a few hours, being a Dad lasts a lifetime, think about it the next time you want to do it without a rain coat.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (13 April 2007):

hi anon,

far from trying to spoil the "moment" as it where, do you really think having unprotected sex just after meeting someone is really a good idea? i certainly wouldnt recommend that for anyone! unwanted pregnancy, syphillis, chlymidia,hiv, to name just a few of the risks. dont EVER put your life at risk.

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A female reader, TasteofIndia United States +, writes (13 April 2007):

TasteofIndia agony auntKeep a box of tissues or some baby wipes right next to your bed. Get softttt ones because the "hoo-haa" or the "cooter" or the "lady bits" can be pretty sensitive. So don't get that crappy generic brand box of tissues that feels like cardboard! You won't impress anybody that way. Soft and luxurious tissues the girl will appreciate!

Laugh, giggle, enjoy each other.

xxIndia

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (13 April 2007):

I find it quite useful to kep some baby wise or something similar in my bedside drawer for when you need to clean up.

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (13 April 2007):

I wouldnt worry bout it. Everyone has this issue - someone usually ends up sleeping in the wet patch

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A female reader, PoSiOnKiSS United Kingdom +, writes (13 April 2007):

PoSiOnKiSS agony auntAfter sex make sure you have a small towel ready, doesnt matter what it is as long as you get it cleaned up. pass her the towel and let her clean herself off and then you clean yourself off but one thing to keep in mind let her keep the towel because in the middle of the night the semen will still seep out. you shouldnt feel awkward, make sure you have a towel when you pull out of her so none of it wets the bed. The best thing to do in awkward situations when it comes to sex is to just laugh about it and say 'damn ive got the wet patch' and itll make the whole thing seem unimportant which is should be.

hope this helps x

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