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Stole big brother's girl!!!

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Question - (8 February 2011) 7 Answers - (Newest, 10 February 2011)
A male United States age 30-35, anonymous writes:

Ok I have always known my big brother is seriously lacking in the size department I had always heard from girls he was around 3 inches and I got all the genes apparently I'm around 8 inches. Well I was really attracted to my brother's girlfriend and she told me about their issues while he was at school (I was in high school, she was 22) and apparently she had heard I was adult sized so we starting having sex regularly (10ish times a week) and it was great but their relationship fell apart... i mean but really i don't think they had much... her and I had more sex in a three days then they did for their 9 months together sadly enough, so they stopped having sex when he was home and it just died so her and I have still been sleeping together and want to date, we really like each other.

Is there a way to let him down easy? but I have to tell him the whole story so he doesn't hit this problem again... idk should I?

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (10 February 2011):

Brother dearest: with a brother like you , who needs an enemy.

No matter how big your dick is, you will NEVER compare with your brothers. You are so full of yourself. Do yourself, your brother and his slut a favour and her her to break it off with your brother. You and the slut can have all the sex you both want then.

Yep,I like it: you lose a brother but gain a whore. Now that is the ultimate!

Fake post or not, you are just not worth it!

LoveGirl

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A reader, anonymous, writes (8 February 2011):

Either this post is fake or you are a seriously terrible person. This "relationship" you have with your brothers girlfriend is based on one thing, sex.

You sound like a nasty, shallow person and you and this girl deserve each other. Just remember karma's a bitch and it will bite you in the ass.

A relationship isn't about penis size but hey to a guy with no morals i doubt that occurred to you.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (8 February 2011):

Dirtball and CaringGuy I think you guys missed the point. He loses a brother and gains a bitch. Sounds like a sweet deal to me.

It's easy OP, you just say to your brother "Listen Bro, I been fuckin' yo woman because you aint all that and you gots yoself a tiny pecker, you feel me bro? You just aint adult sized, you got a kiddie cock and me, well I gots me a man sized member. I gonna get myself and Mary-Sue a nice big fancy trailer like an' we gonna set ourselves up a nice little thang and have 14 children while I drink me some beer and shoot some cans off a rock"

Now that's out of the way, just tell your brother what happened, don't for one second mention his penis size, what kind of person does that? Oh yeah the kind of person that sleeps with his brothers girlfriend. ah well just do the above then.

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A female reader, missm83 United States +, writes (8 February 2011):

missm83 agony auntwow your are horrible!!! i hope if you do make her your gf she cheats on you 2!! you both deserve each other..your brother is the lucky one to get rid of her. Shame on you..hurting your own brother just to get laid.. dont worry KARMA is a bitch...you'll get yours.

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A male reader, CaringGuy United Kingdom +, writes (8 February 2011):

Just tell him and get it over and done with. But don't expect anything from him at all. Not even love. Because whatever way you look at this, he will hate you for the rest of your life.

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A male reader, ivanichiaynus United Kingdom +, writes (8 February 2011):

 ivanichiaynus agony auntIf this isn't a troll post then I'm with "dirtball" - you need to crawl back under the stone you came from.

What an ARSE!

Ivan.

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A male reader, dirtball United States +, writes (8 February 2011):

dirtball agony auntWhat a nice little brother you are. Not only do you steal his girlfriend, but you belittle him too. You deserve a girl who would cheat on her boyfriend over something as shallow as penis size. You both aren't worth the poo on the bottom of my shoe.

"Is there a way to let him down easy? but I have to tell him the whole story so he doesn't hit this problem again... idk should I?"

Don't even try to pretend like you care. If you cared, you wouldn't have slept with his GF behind his back.

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