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reader, anonymous, writes (1 August 2009): id be one happy woman if you were my boyfriend im telling you! that is a size to be proud of having!
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reader, hollister beach25  +, writes (1 August 2009):
hollister beach25 is verified as being by the original poster of the question no is is arkansas lol
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reader, anonymous, writes (31 July 2009): You don't got a gf?
What the heck kind of English language is that fer chrissakes? West Virginia maybe?
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reader, hollister beach25 +, writes (31 July 2009):
hollister beach25 is verified as being by the original poster of the questioni dont got a gf :(
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reader, GrimmReality +, writes (31 July 2009):
 Wait till you see the look on your next GF's eyes when that thing appears...She yell "YOU ARE A KEEPER!"
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reader, hollister beach25 +, writes (30 July 2009):
hollister beach25 is verified as being by the original poster of the question9.5inches lol and i cant thank my parents i can only thank my fosterparents lol i was just kinda freaked out wake up and see that think in my bed lol...
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2009): Apologies if I misunderstood the dimensions! In which case it reminds me of the poem about 'The good ship Venus' - 'The first mate's name was Cropper, by 'eck 'e 'ad a whopper! Twice round the deck, once round his neck and up his arse for a stopper!
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reader, GrimmReality +, writes (29 July 2009):
Hell no dont see a doctor! Go see The Plaster Caster lady!!!
I take it you are talking inches not centimeters...Uncle Phil...lol...trying to shut the party down before it even gets started huh? We are gonna have to rename you UNCLE BUZZKILL....LMAO...just kidding.
Buddy....you better thank your parents every day of your life. you could be uglier than a mud fence but if you gotta tool like that ladies aren't gonna be looking at your face!
You have a bright future as a Cocksman in your town. Embrace it like the ladies will be embracing it! Just dont be swinging it around the athletic field or the Girls Softball Coach will ask you if you wanna participate in Batting Practice! Don't go around the Marching band either or they will draft you as the Drum Major! LMFAO!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2009): Uncle Phil, are you sure he meant centimetres?
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2009): 9.5 centimetres is 3.75 inches, so you're quite normal for your age.
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2009): yes it is.trust me ive seen bigger in my time.and i,as do quite a few women im sure prefer larger sized penises so be proud of what you have x
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2009): That's funny - almost makes you too scared to go to sleep -you just dunno what you're gonna wake up to!
I had a dream once, I was eating this giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone - really!
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