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She was born and lives in Scotland although she sounds English =S
She is still at high school
She is 16 this year
She loves most things but most importantly:
having fun, music, a good banter, "the boyfriend", talking about herself in 3rd person & giving advice
She has really bad grammar
She hates steriotypes
She is always wayyy too hyper!!
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Where can I buy a vibrator?
Q. I'm 16 and I live in the UK. I want to buy a dildo/vibrator but how can I get one and how do I keep it a secret from my parents?...
A. 13 August 2008: Lol i will never look at a cucumber in the same way again..
try Ann Summers you can get ones that dont even look like vibrators, are pocket sized and are also silent! But personally im not too fond of sex toys.. Or cucumbers =] x... (read in full...)
I masterbate and look at porn, even gay porn!
Q. hey ! im a 16 year old guy. i still masturbate almost everyday, and look at porn frequently. sometimes male porn, but im totaly straight! is there something wrong!...
A. 12 August 2008: No its perfectly normal to be curious at your age. There would be something wrong if it was animals or relatives you were watching! Its probably just a passing phase your going through =] x... (read in full...)
Why don't I make noise during sex?
Q. So my boyfriend and I first had sex about a month ago. I was a virgin, and he wasnt sure if he was or not. (he woke up at a party naked next to a naked girl) But anyways, neither of us make any noise during sex, other than the heavy breathing....
A. 12 August 2008: Its not natural instinct to scream during sex as its an enjoyable act and screaming normally tells others of the same species we are in pain and to beware of us. Maybe he would like you to moan to let him know when your enjoying something and some ... (read in full...)
I want to move out!
Q. I am 15 and i hate my family and i wish i could live some where else and just talk with them sometimes i hate it here, i love them but, i think i would be better off not living with them i fight with them, a little to much. but i don't want to hurt ...
A. 12 August 2008: Calm down Im sure it feels the same at some point for everyone else. I have 3 older sisters so i know exactly how it feels. Your still way too young to move out though as your still very much dependant on your parents and would probably find it ... (read in full...)
I'm 12, he's 15, and says he can't be with me because of our age difference, is he embarrassed by me?
Q. I'm 12 and i like this boy. but he's 15. i love him and i've told him. n he said he felt the same way and said he loved me too. but he also said that we couldnt be together yet because of our age difference. is he embarrased by me? x...
A. 12 August 2008: I have the same age gap with my boyfriend and we kept our relationship a secret for as long as we could because of it.. As you get older the age gap wont seem as bad so if the age gap bothers him that much maybe wait untill you are about 13? But he ... (read in full...)
Am I overreacting about my boyfriend's stunning best friend?
Q. My boyfriends best friend is a girl, and she is utterly stunning, she is very thin and striking, wheras i am very short and curvy. I have no problem with him having a best friend who is a girl, its just I get jealous sometimes as she always sits on ...
A. 12 August 2008: I would like to give you advice but it would all end up with her being a pile of broken twigs.. =] x... (read in full...)
What do I do about Girls?
Q. I would consider myself a typically nice guy. Nice, defined as I like doing things for others, but I don't let them tread all over me either. I also would not consider my self confidence low. And yet still, I have the hardest time getting dates. ...
A. 12 August 2008: How do you ask them out? As in what do you say? Mail me =] x... (read in full...)
How do I get over my crush on a teacher?
Q. Recently, I have transfered to another school due to financial reasons. At first, I was not too hyped about the idea, because I was going into my last year and didn't want to leave my old friends. A few months flew by, and I was into it. Howe...
A. 12 August 2008: Couldnt put it better if i tried =] x... (read in full...)
Am I getting too intimate with my cousin?
Q. My cousin is 15 years old and I am 16 and she moved right by me about 2 years ago. Ever since I always have an urge to have sex with her are just even fool around. I know its weird, and I am not a mentaly challenged person . We always flirt ...
A. 12 August 2008: Maybe her "i want it" face is actually an "what you gonna do about it" face?
dont confuse the signs and end up the family pervert!... (read in full...)
Acne- Anyone know any products that REALLY DO WORK?
Q. hi :) so i've always had problems with acne. i have it on my face and shoulders/back. and my doctors have perscribed me lots of medicines for it. lotion and pills. and it seems as none of them really work. so does anyone know any product...
A. 12 August 2008: Well sorry aphexinfinite but chocolate causing spots is alot of rubbish there is no link between eating chocolate and having spots.
If you wash your face with hand soap or often then you may be washing off the skins natural oils causing spots =] x... (read in full...)
How do you keep your man sexually interested so he does not wander "too much"?
Q. I want to know how do you keep your man sexually interested in you in the bedroom so he doesn't wander too much...
A. 12 August 2008: Depends on what he likes.. Spice it up every now and then but even if you arnt meeting his needs then he should encourage you to, not just run away to someone else =] x... (read in full...)
What Should I Do I Cant Get Over Him :(
Q. Well there was this guy we were the best of friends and we always liked each other and never wanted to say. 8 months later we started to be boyfriend and girlfriend. It was amazing. I was soo happy and like I really love him. He ignored me for ...
A. 12 August 2008: Go meet someone else and just forget all about him or you will seem really pathetic and needy.. Theses no point in trying to win someone over who does not want to be won over by you. Your young and should have no problem finding someone else that ... (read in full...)
I think I'm ready for sex but part of me is thinking I'm too young... am I?
Q. I'm 12 years old and have been thinking about sex for a couple of weeks and i really want to try it and no i'm not a slut/slag or whatever you want to call it so my boyfriend who is 3 years older(been with him for a year and totally in love ...
A. 12 August 2008: You are way too young to be making that kind of decision which is exactly why its illeagle! You would have to live with that decision for the rest of your life! Is this guy really worth it? You probably wont be with him by your next birthday. Dont ... (read in full...)
Was this ejaculation?
Q. This was about a week ago. I was in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet, masturbating. It felt incredible, because I relaxed during the time. And whenever I masturbate, it's very hard for me to relax. I have orgasmed before, but I have never ejacu...
A. 12 August 2008: Hmm sounds more like vaginal discharge to me.
there are lots of theorys to what is in a girls ejaculation most believe it is urine so its a thinner substance that wouldnt hang it would squirt out.. =] x... (read in full...)
I've met this amazing guy but he is not a great looker-what do I do?
Q. Okay so my question is this... I am 19, and two weeks ago I have met this guy... He is so amazing. In his personality... I cannot even describe all of his wonderful characteristics...He truly is amazing. Truly. He is talented in music, has nice ...
A. 12 August 2008: Well I also had doubts about my relationship as my boyfriend was really not my type with the nerdy way he looked but once you spend enough time with a person you begin to love them for who they are and accept them flaws and all. Its much better to ... (read in full...)
How can I tell if a guy really loves me?
Q. How can I tell if a guy really loves me and when Imeet the right person. It Ssounds silly, but I figure if it was that simple we'd all be in beautiful, loving relationships right or at least with the right one. Any suggetions?...
A. 12 August 2008: He would do anything for you just to keep you safe even if it meant risking his own safety.. You will just know when its real and wont even think to doubt it its just some people get easily confused with lust and love =] x... (read in full...)
Acne- Anyone know any products that REALLY DO WORK?
Q. hi :) so i've always had problems with acne. i have it on my face and shoulders/back. and my doctors have perscribed me lots of medicines for it. lotion and pills. and it seems as none of them really work. so does anyone know any product...
A. 12 August 2008: Eh sorry never had bad skin but my elder sister has.. She got something out a shop called "lush" a facial soap made from herbs and that cleared up her face pretty good but i dunno if there is a lush shop where you live =] x
ps tea tree stuff by a... (read in full...)
My friend wants to marry her long-distance love--should I say something?
Q. My friend is 15 and has been with her 17 year old boyfriend for around eight months or something. They met online and have only really met up five times in the time they've been together (We live down south and he lives up north), yet I've found out ...
A. 11 August 2008: She should know what shes doing at 15 but i doubt that they will really get married.. Her parents probably wont allow it and these things hardly ever last long but then again i have agreed to marry my boyfriend of almost 3 years when im 20 if we are ... (read in full...)
What is normal with manual sex?
Q. is it normal to hurt when a girl gets fingerd?? ...
A. 11 August 2008: If she has little or no sexual experience in that way then your best bet is yes.. Didnt hurt for me though as i had already masterbated before a guy done it for me =] x... (read in full...)
He dates younger girls--is that okay?
Q. Is it bad for a 24/25 yr old male to be dating an 18 yr old female? i was on bebo and saw a comment on a guy i likes page and it said "ahaha you only date girls who were born in the 1990's"? so is it bad? does it make the "24" yr old seem desperate ...
A. 11 August 2008: Yeah as long as he isnt just taking advantage of them. I personally dont think it would be alright to keep dating 18 year olds when he is in his late 20s or early 30s though.. Might be a bit of a fetish =] x... (read in full...)
He shows up everywhere--is he a stalker or is it fated?
Q. Hello guys, just a quick question. For about three months i have been bumping into this man. They don't appear to be usual meetings either. First he nearly knocked me down, which obviously set me off noticing him. It was my fault of course, cos i ...
A. 11 August 2008: Maybe he really liked the look of you and started hanging about places that everyone would go at some point such as the shops to meet you again.
but i do believe in fate and destiny so i would advise you to meet him and if he seems creepy or lets... (read in full...)
She puts on porn when I'm around--what is she saying?
Q. when i hangout with this girl she always puts on porn or naked pics. and i just laugh about it. is she trying to tell me something?...
A. 11 August 2008: Haha my friend uses this technique cause guys are "totally clueless". Its to get them hot and bothered so that they are in the mood and find her more attractive (or so she seems to believe). But we also used to do that to a friend of ours to ... (read in full...)
How do I use my hands during foreplay?
Q. When fingering a girl how many fingers do i put up her? And i heard you also use a thumb? Oh and what is fisting? It sounds painful.....
A. 11 August 2008: You can rub her clitoris with your thumb while you finger her.. Well if fingering is putting your fingers in her fisting is when you put your fist in her. If you are really clueless get her to guide your hands and show you what she likes or get her ... (read in full...)
She's 13--does the age difference matter?
Q. ok.. so this girl i like is 13 and im 16 does age really matter?...
A. 11 August 2008: Nope. My boyfriend is 18 and im 15 i have been going out with him since i was 13 and he was 16 =] so we have been in the exact same position. He has been called a peadophile before but thats just nonsense! Lol =] x... (read in full...)
What would you think of this?
Q. If you found a message to your husband saying "Last time you came over in the middle of sex you said..." and "if you can make the 4th that would be great. Better not come back to mine, we shouldn't have sex again. The pain wasn't worth the...
A. 11 August 2008: I would think that he was having rumpy pumpy.... (read in full...)
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