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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question and its smitten. which is what girls posing for pictures in sandals with horizontally stripped open toed socks do to me
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question Thank you collaroy. Fresh blood and fresh air. Smite away. Someone has made off with my refresh icon. Have you seen it? I just looked away for just one second and it was gone
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reader, Collaroy + ♥, writes (12 May 2008):
That's wierd, cause i just got it.
It doesnt matter for you anyway, as you are going to be smited (sic) on the morrow.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question Where is the moral outrage that 25 answers into this and I don't know what the question was and I am the one who posted it
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
Look, I'm sorry that I smacked you with that cat I had by the tail, okay? It's just something you are going to have to get over. Keep your gloves on.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question Well...I'm ....I'm rubber AND your glue everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question Don't rush me..I'm working on it
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
Oh, so you want to take it outside, do you? As long as I don't have to remove my ski mask, I'll compromise on taking the gloves off.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question How dare you even mention The lovely Linda..I...You ......OK the gloves are off
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
The only thing I'll beg of you is to remember the fiasco you created last time Linda Ronstadt was in town. In your heightened paranoia you made accusations that she was a "face biter" and powdered your drink. I'd hate to see what you have in store for poor Barbara, how about you pick on Jane Fonda instead? Just don't go all vietcong on me.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question I'm not sure about the homosexual reference but you will pay for it. Later. Striesand tickets go on sale next week and I am going down now to pitch a tent do I will be first in line.
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
No, I just caught a small little goldfish in a big swimming pool behind a fundamentalist church of all places.
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
Rhythm, we are being totally silly.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question Well i was fishing for some bible thumpers and i think I hooked an older sister. Damned thing fights like you wouldn't believe.
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reader, rhythmandblues2 + ♥, writes (12 May 2008):
What in the sam hell are you'ns talking about heyre!
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
Hold on a sec...are we talking about a homosexual man or a straight one? I just have to know?
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question Well I will start at the beginning. A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
Small steps...you can't even keep your registration away from your little dog. I'm something you'd have to "work up to".
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question And yes this is a computer generated mosaic of every dog. All breeds were equally represented and all human sensibilities were considered. Its been partially hydrogenated genetically modified and topped with crunchy cinnamon butter. Try it at home served warm with ice cream.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question well I've got you begging we just need to work on the what for
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
I'll borrow an Ayn Rand modality for this one and say failure to vote is still a vote. I can say I DID NOT vote for George as q1605 indirectly did. Furthermore, this dog of yours I take to be some sort of "collective dog" like to soften for readers the actual harsh conspiracy which prevented you from voting. I'm just begging correction.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question My dawn or your dawn. I regret that i have but one life to give for the republican party. But that is the cornerstone of civilization. Some give up their life so that others can drop trou and show their ass and moon the world
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reader, Collaroy + ♥, writes (12 May 2008):
Well George is busy, so we got to blame someone, and voter registration or no, you are it pal!
Say your prayers, we will smite you at dawn!
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question I'm sorry. My dog ate my voter registration card so this is one of societies ills that cannot be tied to me directly. Speaking of being schooled......I'll deal with you later older sister
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
Hey, q1605, the fact you had to drive that damn bus to transport all those children had to be rough. I'm sorry to bail out on you on that day, I had to go to church and teach the Sunday school children.
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reader, Collaroy + ♥, writes (12 May 2008):
Hey, you guys voted for Bush and his little moral crusade! You get what you pay for I say!!! And George W is certainly well paid for.
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reader, q1605 +, writes (12 May 2008):
q1605 is verified as being by the original poster of the question I'm not sure how you got there from here. But for the record marriages 2 affairs zero. Back to you anonymous
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 May 2008): so does this soapbox session indicate you are a cheat and want to feel better about that??
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reader, Ask oldersister +, writes (12 May 2008):
You sound really hot.
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