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reader, anonymous, writes (23 November 2008): omg seriously every time I have sex it happens and I don't get turned on because I'm too paranoid that its gonna happen! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO US? none of my friends say it happens to them.. :\I'm gonna try those kegel excersises! apparently it prevents them cos it tightens your muscles. I don't care what you say ITS NOT ENJOYABLE OR FUNNY ITS EMBARRASSING!!!!! it happend last night and my bf laughed but I didnt, so i just rolled over and went to sleep saying I was put off :| I think hes put off!
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 November 2008): hahaha, dude i remember the first time i queefed or whatever and i was so embarrased, i tried playin it off by laughing and like before i did i was makin out with that guy hardcore at the time and when i queefed he just laid back down on the couch and it was really awkward lol i dont think he knew what it was either [it happened after we had sex and the air decided to come out when i was just on top of him makin out] lol but yah anyways, its really normal, the way to prevent it is while your having sex try not get get the penis to slip out because when that happens, your vagina that was opened up fills up with air and when he puts it back in it gets stuck, and also when you like get off of each other to switch positions or w/e you like close your legs and try to get in a position to where it will close off that access for air to get in as you get off of each other... this worked for me i learned this information on my own not from anybody else so im hoping this helps everybody! lol its happened to me A LOT and i totally hate it i wish it didn't exist! lol...
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 November 2008): OMG! LOL I will hopefully be ending the drought very soon, but I am terrified of the dreaded 'queefs'...sounds much better than fanny fart!The first time it happened to me was also doggy style and well when he withdrew it sounded like an explosion! He walked off to another room.....we had finished...I found out later it was to laugh his head off. I was mortified. As I was scrambling around to put my clothes on and regain some dignity...I was trumping for England....it was so sooo loud and I was also mortified! I brought it up the next day and he was ok, but said if it had happened during sex it would have been a bit of a turn off! I just could not laugh about it at the time....it took me ages to tell my girlfriends.I had hoped to figure out how to prevent them, but I guess the answer is you CANT! So just have to laugh about it and hope that laughing dont make you fart some more! Tnanks for making me feel normal! x
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reader, popgoesthedoublef  +, writes (8 November 2008):
OMG!!!!! I remember the first time i ever did a tuppence trump - it was back in '96 at my cousins b'day party in the hamptons... it was like an explosion from my lady lips. My boyfriend Larry thought something was wrong with me... i mean, OMFFG... i was totally embarrassed, we ended up breaking up after our 2 day romance.Then it happened again more recently when i moved to the city. I went out with my girlfriends and you know how it happens... i met a guy in walmart (by the fannypacks ha!) and we hit it off... went on a few dates then the dreaded 1st time happened PARP PARP from my panties... lol... i was SO embarassed :( i mean, what a bad time to have a foof cough!When chuck just laughed though i was so relieved - chuck told me he loves me for my fanny and everything that comes out of it - now i can do it whenever. So girlfriends - embrace your fanny - an if he dont love your fanny, he dont love you!Love,Sara-Lou WienstienX :)
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 September 2008): Lol! The dreaded fanny fart. Sit ups at the gym usually brings it out in me. Good thing the music is usually so loud! Most guys find it funny, if they dont they are tools.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 September 2008): Iv had a right giggle at some of these replys! It happens to me too and its usually when doing it doggy style or when my legs are over his shoulders. I usually make a point of saying "that was my fanny!" cos Id be mortified if he thought Id 'bottom burped' infront of him lol. Either that or blame him and say "look what you made me do!" haha.
I know its natural but my concern was why it happens. I wouldn't say I was big down there but ex's are very evil and the fact Iv had 2 kids doesn't help my insecurities!!!
Anyways it seems to be more common than I first thought so that makes me feel a bit better haha
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 September 2008): Gah!
Ive just started havign sex and my Boyfriend and his friend were looking up Porn Bloopers.
Disgusting I Know, but one of the girls did a "fanny fart" and ever since I got told about it, ive been doing them, I dont want to have sex when I do this, my boyfriends stare just makes me curl up and never want to have sex. It happens every time we change position..
I want it to stop, but after reading these, I know im not alone ad find it quite funny, though I know i wont the next time it happens....
Thanks all
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 September 2008): Really, really wish there was some way to prevent it. I know it's normal, but I feel like a complete plank whenever I let one rip - it makes me want to stop having sex and just curl up in bed, with the duvet over me.My boyfriend's never made fun of me, but I feel so stupid and embarrassed. They sound gross, and they turn me off completely.
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 September 2008): All these comments are so funny.
First time this happened to me was this morning and as you know it's embarrassing, but my boyfriend makes jokes about them all the time!
Ever since I've met him it's been something he's found hilarious, he pretends to make fanny fart noises if the wind lifts up someones skirt or they sit down funny.
I don't think he heard the first time, but about five minutes later i did it again right on top of his penis.
*cringe*
At least there are places like this to laugh about it!
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 September 2008): Ha, This is great, I thought I was the only one ;D
It happened to me the second time I ever had sex (Ive only ever done it with my current boyfriend) and we both found it hilarious.
Its embarassing, but thankgod when the lights are off he cant see my red face, haha!
The worst part is that I can never seem to tell when its going to come, it just shoots out really unexpectedly!
Reading some of these posts have made me feel alot better about it, so thankyou everyone!
x.
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 September 2008): Hey everyone,No one should be worrying about fanny farts, they are what stops sex from being so serious!I has having sex the other night - doggy - and wanted to change position, as soon as i moved, all the air that has been pumped in from having sex from behind all just gushed out, it was so loud!! It's happened before so i pushed the rest of it outso i could continue with sex (the rest of this wasn't so loud.)I then got on top of my boyfriend(of 4 years) and fanny farted on his penis!! oh my god, it was hilarious!! I could not stop laughing, imature i know but it was so funny! It was so loud! I've always been able to do Queefs with out having sex too. Just lay on your back, kness up, feet flat on the floor and rise you bum, but so your vagina hole is pointing up to the ceiling, you can hear it fill up, then just push out all the air, something about it is quite satisfying.I read on Wikipedia that you should NOT get your man to blow up there, apparently it can be fatal?!?! Scary! So whoever said that in one of these posts, stop doing it! Any way, i hope none you you women/girls are ashamed because it is just as natural as anything else that goes on with your body. If your man can't see the funny side and makes you feel silly - He's sleeping on the couch! Maybe if he makes you feel stupid show him all these posts from lots of NORMAL women!
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 September 2008): Great!! reading these posts has been so good!I suggested we change position (doggy) well, I regretted that decision lolGawd, I have never laughed so hard in all my life it was that funny I was snort laughing (another first)I was still farting out loud like 5 minutes later.....all in a row too long and loud! Have tried every position under the sun including doggy and Ive never had this before...ah well, looking forward to the next installement lolMr seemed okay about it he laughed with me or I spose at me lol Cheers everyone :)
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 August 2008): ha ha ha! the sad part is that i actually googled "fanny fart" in an attempt to find some way to prevent it. no luck.my boyfriend justs laughs about it but i always feel like such a tube when it happens! the first time it happened was after doggy like a lot of u have said, but at first he thought it was a proper fart! omg! then mortified i had to explain what it was, tryin desperately to think of another phrase that wasnt "fanny fart".not pleasant. though at least i am not alone in my fartiness.x
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 August 2008): OMG!!!!!Every one has been saying omg omg but it is truely an OMG moment!Before I'd even had sex I could fanny fart from doing sit ups etc which was awkward going to the gym and fanny farting for England!Anyway... when I lost my virginity, throughout missonary and doggy I was farting away, which was horrible!Am so happy previous writers have also suffered!And great comments, has been a giggle reading them!I think that positions (sex or not) where you are letting air in and then moving, so to push the air out is obv the culprit of the fanny farting....just keep very still and let your partner do all the work!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (21 August 2008): omg i am so happy im not the only one! it happens to me too, and my boyfriend i dont think he gets it, he like teases me about it. and then the first time we tried 69 i sat up, and it came out, right in his face! i was SOOOOO embarrassed!
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 August 2008): I wonder why this is called vagina wind problem.The fanny farting happens when we have really enjoyable, propper sex, I mean my wife and me. when she is about to come down her pussy is so open , so eager to take more in. Hearing this sound means that she enjoys sex in 100%, and I know I do the right job. in fact, both sides have to realise that fanny farting is a sign of ultimate women's engagment in having sex.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 August 2008): hey
i had my first fanny farts the other day when i had sex with a lad i rele like. we are just getting to know each other and i got SOO embaressed!!! i heard him laugh a little so im hoping it didnt put him off too much. this has only happened when hes on top and my legs are wrapped around his body - not in doggy style or anything tho!! wierd.. x x x
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 August 2008): LOL!
Ive found it does happen after doggy.i find it so embarassing though! The first time it happened i was so embarasssed! We both laughed it off though lol. You could always deny it was u and blame it on ur man haha!
loved the comments,very amusing lol.
the correct word 4 it btw is a 'queefe' lmao
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 August 2008): I feel way much better knowing I'm not the only one who experience this. But... it's awful that when it happens you while having sex you can't laugh about it because your boyfriend thinks its gross and you're so embarrassed you can't even continue...
aaw so sad I can't prevent or stop them... they just go out..!
and... yeah... like the majority here, it happens to me while experiencing doggy style or any pose where he gives me from the back..
-Laura
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 August 2008): stay on the bottem, i need help myself lol x
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 August 2008): Im so glad so many other people have this problem! i REALLY want to know how its caused its sooo embarasing! it is a put off when i have sex with my boyfriend and everytime he pulls out after goin fast it makes a noise. or when ithink GREAT it hasnt happend il sit up and it hapens. Its horible! i dont want to carry on having sex after that it takes ages to get into it again. Its so unatractiv i find. i want it to stop!
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reader, anonymous, writes (31 July 2008): omg me and my boyfriend had just done doggy and then went to change postions and as i turned over the loudest fanny fart id had ever done slipped out he looked at me and we both laughed we were in really good moods and couldn't stop laughin but because we're so close it dusnt bother him it did me but knowing that we can laugh about it relie helps hey its sex and its ment 2 be fun nd any lad tht cnt except fanny fartin nd laugh with u isnt worth your time afterall u cant stop it its natural plus it is his fault for pulling out so much so cheer up girls its all part of the experience x
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reader, anonymous, writes (31 July 2008): oh dear this isn't a great thing to happen right when he's pulled out and then there it is the dreaded sound of a fanny fart. the other day we'd just finished having sex and i got up and there it was but oh no it wasn't just the one it was a string of them i didn't dare walk cos everytime i did id fanny fart i was so embarrsed but i was horrified but i couldn't stop laughing. afterall it is natural and my boyfriend dusn't mind one bit which makes me feel so much better just laugh about it as its all us fanny farters can do xox
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 July 2008): some of these answers had me in absolute hysterics... i get fanny farts pretty frequently, though i don't find doggy style the culprit like many of you, it's more often when i have both or one leg over his shoulders, or afterwards when movin into a cuddling position (sooo romantic)... i find that if you just put your fingers in for a moment and use ur muscles to push the air out u can avoid sudden surprises ... during sex theres rele nothing you can do.. laughing is the key-- if he finds it gross or won't try to make you feel relaxed about it, he's immature and lacks a sense of humour, find someone more worthy of ur sexy time lol :D
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 July 2008): its really getting me down, mine is just another problem after child birth. im 23 and its happening all the time. ill just be lying ther and itl appe. HOW DO I STOP IT?
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reader, the ex wife +, writes (24 July 2008):
 There is nothing you can do about it. As Sue the Sex Expert says "just laugh it off". It's caused from suction in the vagina and there is nothing you can do. Just giggle. It actually is funny! Some guys like it.
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reader, anonymous, writes (24 July 2008): the first time my boyfriend went down on me to "finish me off" after we'd been having sex i let out a lovely fanny fart right in his face. now what could be more embarrassing than that? but we just collapsed in a heap laughing our heads off.
now he calls me "musical lips"
lovely.
i think my problem is that my pelvic floor is hypertonic on one side and not as strong on the other side xx
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 July 2008): Hey Girls..
I found that after doggy style the best way to avoid the fanny farts are to move slowly.. maybe add a sexy comment in whilst moving or kiss whilst moving.
dont know if this helps you guys but helps me.
p.s. the worst is when a guy cums inside of you and you stand up then its like a wet one EWWWWW!!! is sooooo embarrasing but if you can both laugh about it you may have a good future together
GOOD LUCK LADIES!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 July 2008): All vaginal wind is not caused by or occur during intercourse..
having a child as well does tend to increase the vaginal farts which can happen even when you are not having sex.
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 July 2008): ive just read a few of these msgs and one says sumthing like she uses tampax when doing exercise cos of these little love puffs im sorry but id rather make a puff then get TSS
becarefull tou should know not to use them unless its your menstrual week
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reader, anonymous, writes (17 July 2008): At least most of you only fanny fart during sex.OMG you cant imagine how mortified and anxious i am whenever i am at work or in public.Over the last 6 months i have fanny farted several whilst at work,infront of my collegues and i swear i nearly died of embarrassment.It happened again today in the next room (door open)to my employer,i managed to rustle some equipment until all the air had come out(to disguise the sound)I am really upset over this and getting anxious about even going to work now.I dont know what to do??
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reader, anonymous, writes (14 July 2008): I have had puzzy farts happen when i was having sex with my ex wife. I thought it was great she was a little uptight but she didnt say any thing or laugh. We were in missionary but the guy can go in deeper in doggy so that may be why it happens more in that position. I have heard it was because the fit was so good not because the girl is loose. so i think thats cool
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reader, anonymous, writes (12 July 2008): WOW!I'm chuffed ive found this!really cheered me up.The first time this "farting" happened to me was Doggy.As soon as i turned over the noise was immense!sooooo embarressing i couldve died :|We laughed it off Thankfully.but since ive been making sure he doesnt "slip out" by clenching the muscles. This helps ALOT as hardly any air can get in.well.its NATURAL!!! guys shouldnt be put off.ive 'ad a good giggle reading all of your comments.and am glad your not all completely mortified.THANK YOU!!!!!XDkeep up the fabulous humour :)xxx
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 July 2008): omg i'm sooo glad this happens to loads of people!
its never happened to me before and i had sex with this lad i know last night, but it was my first time with him.
everything was going well and then it happened
i was absolutely mortified
thankfully i heard him laugh which hopefully means he wasn't to bothered, so i just laughed aswell, but it kept happening!!!
but yeah doggy style is really the problem, it never happend in any other position.
i just hope he didn't tell any of his mates. i'd be so embarrased!!!
i hope it hasn't put him off and i hope its happened to him with someone else so he knows its normal!!
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reader, oldfool  + ♥, writes (1 July 2008):
 Why would you want to stop it? It's great! Only ever happened with one girlfriend, but she was a real turn-on in every way. In fact, her muscle spasms were sometimes so strong that she once pushed my penis out!
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 July 2008): I was with a guy i truely loved and it happened, but we didn't proper laugh about it, but did just smile, giggle and carry on, it was natural we both knew.After splitting with him i began dating a guy, and it happened. He gave me a funny look and asked what was that. Being the bimbo i am i pretended i hadnt heard anything and responded "what was what?" We caried on and it didn't happen again, but after that i always insisted on have loud rock music on, just in case. I told him the loud music was a turn on! Lol. Which it kinda became after a while, as it creates a good atmosphere.A year or so on I'm now with a pretty well off guy whos a few years older. It happened once and I just moaned loudly, he was cleary distracted by my enjoyment, but omg did i feel pressured after that. We dont like the same music so cant go down that route, moaning worked, but i cant everytime, ive found that putting my fingers in to let it out slow does help you control it, but isnt always silent :( Flattery works, saying its cosa their size/technique/moves. Which it kinda is. Or i once even distracted from the moment by blaming it on a bad angle and that it hurt me, so as that i didnt have to carry on (for fear of it happening again) but without that being the reason for it! (bimbo moment again)Hopefully il soon feel comfortable with my boyf to ignore/embrace it, but im certainly not gonna let it stop me having sex. If they are dicks about it then they're not worth being with. I'm pretty certain that boys are 1,000,000 times grosser!Also, i find missionary causes fannyfarts far more that doggy. Just me on that one i guess. I do yoga also. Prob all interlinked as seems to be a common factor.
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 June 2008): hey so i was reading everyones answers and stories it made me feel a little better, but when i was sleeping with my bf and he was on top it happened and it was horriably loud and happened quitew a few times and so embarrasing and on the way home that he told me that was the best he has ever had, is he saying that to make me feel better? totally embarrased still and really off of sex for a while thats for sure! what can ya do to stop it?
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 June 2008): Hey all
Just been researching this stuff, cus I recently got a new boyfriend and we have just started being intimate, after about the fifth time of having sex, this happened with me on top, it has happened before with a previous long term partner but when it happened with this boyfriend, I actually cried. I am the kind of person that gets upset when embarassed and I just stop and burst into tears and hid under the covers. To my surprise, he told me to 'come here' and he cuddled me and made me feel better. I knew what caused it and i tried to explain it, im just scared it will happen again cus it is actually 100% humiliating. My boyfriend seemed to be okay with it but I dont think this will be that case if it happens all the time. I just wish there was a way to stop this because it ruins amazing sex for me anyway. Do you think i should tell my man that this seems to happen to loads of people and that I am not alone? Thing is he is more experienced than myself and said its never happened before... :( can someone just reassure me?
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 June 2008): there is a way ov getin it out the way b4 sex it sounds disgusting but if u get ur guy to blow up there 1st it all comes out and u wont do it again during sex i find it worked TRY IT.
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 June 2008): I am actually already feeling better by reading these replies because like some I only get it during "doggy style" and for the first time with my new boyfriend it happened last night, and he just laughed coz he thinks its all down to him being so good at sex! haha! I had bin putting off doing doggy style for about 4 months, but being his favourite position I knew it was time. I think the only way to prevent it is by doin simple and complex positions, but wheres the fun in that heh? If your lucky enuff to have a bf tht understands then go for it! Fart away!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 June 2008): It is actually really embarassing but Im lucky enough to have a boyfriend who doesn't seem put off by it, he knows it happens. In my case I find that only after or during certain positions the "Vaginal wind problems" occur. Last night was the first time the "problem" happened and we had been together for a gd four months, and it happened due to doing a weird and wonderful position. So jus a suggestion but maybe keeping the positions complex and simple, if u do find it too embarassing to continue this may improve things. It works for me! Good Luck!
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 June 2008): oh my god it happens all the time!! it actually put me off sex for 7 months! all my friends sed that they did it occasionally, but it happens like all the time 4 me!! i dnt want to move afta it happens because im scared more will cum out!! so happy reading theese, made me c im not the only person here that does em!! they are soo loud aswell!! just want to die wen it happens!! sooooooooo embarrising!! and hw do u tell the boy that its natural?? they just look at you and look reli put off by it!
hu eva invents a cure 4 it is a pure geneius!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 May 2008): OMG it happened with my first bf, and i knewit could happen but during sex!? i was so embarassed that i couldnt stop laughing i thought shiit i hope it doesnt happpen again, but it REALLY DOES.haaha it IS his fault, when he pulls out half way through sex, air rushesin to replace where his penis was, then he goes back in, and the air rushes out causing a loud 'PHLHLH' sound.delightful LOL, guys should get over it
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): Haha! The answers have made me feel so much better, i dunno if anyone agrees but when it does happen u think that it must only ever happen to you. Its bloody doggy style that does it! Happened to me last night but he thought it was him haha and i wasn't about to correct him! it wasn't to loud anyways. I can't wait for a big loud one because i no me and my boyf will both laugh it off! This site has made me feel so much better!
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 May 2008): OMG!!! i feel so much better now that ive read some of these responses...
my first time, i thought it was something wrong with me and i was so ashamed that i just made my boyfriend stop and i went to the bathroom and hid in there...
but now i know its perfectly normal..!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (17 May 2008): well ive just turned 17 and i had the worst experience last night, we were having sex, and i was on top, my boyfriend was doing it really hard and fast and it kept coming out, all of a sudden, a big loud farting sound erupted from my vagina and lasted about 5 seconds, it seemed like it was going on for ages and i kept having little bursts of them afterwards, i was mortified, straight away i stood up and moved to a corner of the room, i didn't know what had just happened and i was so embarrassed, i thought something was wrong with me and i just burst into tears! he was shocked and started laughing. then realizing that i was so upset he tried to comfort me saying that everyone does it, but i couldnt believe him and i thought he was just saying that to make me feel better, but it wasn't making me feel better, its really knocked my confidence now and i felt really uneasy around him, its really put me off, and i feel really embarrassed around him and im really nervous he will tell all his mates. i really don't know what do to, and hearing that sometimes you get little bursts of them a few days after i darnt see him! its really shook me up! thank-you to all of your comments you've really helped me to see that im not alone.
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