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writes:Hello, I'm 14 almost 15. And this has been driving me pretty crazy. As you could imagine I'm really horny at this age and I would like some tips on how to get a Mrs. Robinson.For those of you that don't know it's basically getting it on with an older woman while you yourself are in your teens.I am not expecting a super hot divorced woman, but maybe one a little on the heavy side that probably has lower self-esteem.Now I already have one in mind (I don't know her though, just where she lives)Now, how do I approach her? I mean it would sound a little weird if I went up to her and asked if we could play around (right?)Help? Please?
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 August 2010): There is a Mrs. Robinson - to be precise, a Mrs. Iris Robinson - who recently hit the headlines in Ireland. The background is that she and her husband are Loyalist politicians (i.e. big into the Union with Britain, fundamentalist fire-and-brimstone Protestant religious bigots, venomously anti-Catholic, ultra-conservative on matters of private sexual morality, etc etc).
Her husband Peter is the guy who succeeded the ageing Reverend Ian Paisley as leader of the hard-line Unionist Party. She has given interviews where she described homosexuality as 'an abomination against God'. The general flavour of everything she has ever said in public would lead one to form an image of a fanatical holier-than-thou religious freak who's never so much as uttered a curse word or jaywalked through traffic.
You can imagine the mirth and merriment in liberated gay circles when it recently emerged that Mrs. Robinson, who is 61, had been conducting a torrid sexual relationship with a 19-year-old boy (the best bit of all was, he's a Catholic). Her political career is in ruins, and she hasn't shown her face in public ever since.
No help to you, I know. Just thought I'd share it.
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 August 2010): Okay, thank you all for your advice. A girlfriend my own age? I would love one, I've come right out with my feelings to at least 3 girls this year & I've had my heart broken each time :-/ they all said I was really sweet.
There's this one really cute girl with a great personality and we are really good friends but she really likes this one guy and I fear asking her anything, as I don't want to spoil our friendship..
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reader, anonymous, writes (8 August 2010): I suggest you just give her a note signed by both your mom and dad (and with your dad's business card attached), giving her permission to have sex with you.
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reader, Yos  +, writes (8 August 2010):
 You're not going to like this but...
Whilst an older woman sometimes goes for a younger guy, they wouldn't go for one as young as you. 14-15 will still feel like a child to an adult woman I'm afraid. Plus it's illegal! She could get put in prison for child abuse, and have her life destroyed in the process.
You're going to have to wait a few more years unfortunately. Take a rain check until you're 18 then restart this line of thinking if you still like the idea.
You said something kind of disturbing too:
"I am not expecting a super hot divorced woman, but maybe one a little on the heavy side that probably has lower self-esteem."
Going after women with low self esteem is ... how can I put this ... just really not cool. People with low self esteem tend to make worse people to have relationships with: they come with more emotional difficulties, and you are more likely to get hurt. Plus deliberately seeking someone out with low self esteem is manipulative.
What's wrong with finding a girlfriend your own age?
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