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Things to do to keep your mind off of your ex.

Tagged as: Breaking up

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Article - (16 June 2009)

12 Comments - (Newest, 16 August 2009)

A age 30-35, writes:

- Whine - Rake your carpet - Baby oil the floor

- Critique "Three's Company" - Listen to a painting

- Play with matches - Buff your cat - Race ferrets

- Paint your house

- Have a formal dinner at White Castle

- Read Homer in the original Greek- Learn Greek

- Change your mind - Change it back

- Watch the sun...see if it moves - Build a pyramid

- Stand on your head - Stand on someone else's head

- Spit shine your Nikes

- See how long you can stay awake

- See how long you can sleep - Paint your teeth - Wear a salad

- Speak with a forked tongue - Paint stripes on a lake

- Ski Kansas - Sleep in freefall - Kill a Joule

- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick

- Apply for a unicorn hunting license - Do a good job - Crawl

- Invite the Mansons over for dinner - Paint your windows

- Watch a watch until it stops - Flash your goldfish

- Flirt with an evergreen - Rotate your garden...daily

- Shoot a fire hydrant - Apologize to it

- Pretend you're blind - Annoy yourself - Get mad at yourself

- Stop speaking to yourself - Be a side effect

- Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley - Duck

- Redecorate your garage - Develop a complex

- Join the Army - Try harder - Hit the deck

- Put leg-warmers on your furniture

- Translate Shakespeare into English - Skydive to church

- Cheer up a potato - Play cards with your swimming pool

- Pinstripe your driveway - Build a house with ice cubes

- Call London for a cab - Mug a stop sign

- Go for a walk in your attic

- Challenge your neighbor to a duel

- Build a house out of toothpicks - Howl

- Wear a lampshade on your head - Memorize the dictionary

- Stomp grapes in the bathtub - Find a bug and chase it

- Make yourself a pair of wings - Be immobile

- Dance 'til you drop - Check under chairs for chewing gum

- Squish a loaf of bread - Moo - Bounce an apple

- Outmaneuver your shadow - Climb the walls

- Appreciate everything - Challenge yourself to a duel

- Make napalm - Tattoo your dresser - Watch a bowling ball

- Buy some diapers - Eat everything - Begin

- Pour milk in the sink - Make cottage cheese

- Tie-dye your sheets - Carpet your ceiling - Hold your earlobes

- Fold your earlobes - Flap - Squawk - Analyze the Koran

- Be Buddha - Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize

- Plug in the cat - Turn on everything

- Drop pebbles down the chimney - Turn off your neighbor

- Kill a plant - Think lewd thoughts about yourself

- Blow bubbles - Send chills down your spine

- Peel grapes - Make up famous sayings - Bite your pinkie

http://www.cs.earlham.edu/~jimg/reading/bored.html

~Sincerely Yours.

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A female reader, pepper27 +, writes (16 August 2009):

LOL!!!!!!:)XXXXXX

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A reader, anonymous, writes (30 June 2009):

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Lol! Yes they are cute and padded... as are dog paws.. but i guess not as cute becuase they're bigger.. but hampster feet def. take the cake on this one.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (30 June 2009):

i like the read homer in the original greek

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A reader, anonymous, writes (29 June 2009):

Well, SOMEONE suggested that too many female anonymous' posting in a row was too confusing- and was right! -and suggested we should use signitures- anon 1 and anon 2 or similar, which just seemed too obvious, so I elaborated on the theme!

But, alas; there is no deep cultural meaning behind it!

Except that Kitten paws are cute and paddy!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (29 June 2009):

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omygosh lol is that really your screenname? What does it mean?

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 June 2009):

This is ace! I love;

Rotate your garden...daily

and

Put leg-warmers on your furniture

oh, and- Pinstripe your driveway ...and carpet your ceiling!

Awesome!

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A male reader, Confuzzled012 +, writes (23 June 2009):

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A reader, anonymous, writes (19 June 2009):

I loved this, thanks for sharing it! x

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A reader, anonymous, writes (19 June 2009):

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Lol.. ok i'm glad. There the website at the bottom though, and if you go to it, there are a ton more that are hilarious! You should go lookk..

Thanks for taking the time to read, ya'll!

~SY.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (19 June 2009):

LOL I loved this so much, I'm gonna post this on my fb. It's made of WIN!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (18 June 2009):

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Yeah.. this shouldn't really be taken seriously. It's jsut kind of posted in hopes to make a couple people shuckle.

I hope it did so.

~SY.

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A female reader, Cuttie P? +, writes (18 June 2009):

Easy just hang out with a join of friends and when u are walking by him/her just be talking or laughing out or get a new bf/gf and have fun

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