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writes: Me and my girlfriend had a very active sex life. We decided to change from using condoms to her going on the pill so there would be no delay when we were in the mood.Unfortunately it seems to have had the opposite effect. The main reason is for the mess after I have had ejaculated inside her.Is this normal to be this messy? And does anyone have any suggestions that could help us?Thanks for listening
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reader, joislack +, writes (29 October 2005):
have a warm wet soapy face towel(or baby wipes)by the bed and lay on top of a big towel.whoevers on top should grab the wipes or the face towel and start cleaning once you are done!you can use the big towel to wipe someone also.then neatly place them to the side until you get up.
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reader, anonymous, writes (16 October 2005): Only when it's done right ;)
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 October 2005): This an update to "Is sexy always this... messy?"p /
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Thanks, your answers they were very helpful. Nice to know everyones this messy :) p /
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In the bedroom its not too bad coping with the mess. But what about other places. We enjoy having sex in the front room, over the sofa, on the stairs, out in public etc.. but since she has gone on the pill we dont seem to have sex in these places apart from the bedroom.p /
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Please any more great suggestions?
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reader, eyeswideopen  +, writes (5 October 2005):
 It amazes me that you would even consider this a problem at all. We've got war, famine, hurricanes, and you're upset 'cause sex can be "messy". Think of all the people who would like that to be their only concern!
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 October 2005): i thinkt he answer to your problem is to use condoms again
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reader, xxxsoulsistaxxx  +, writes (5 October 2005):
 Me and my boyfriend use an old jumper (sick, I know, but it works!) Simply put it underneath her when you're going to cum and there you go, simply stick it in the wash when you're done and it's ready for next time. Tell her to put a panty-liner in her knickers when you're done to catch the rest so it doesn't stain her knickers! Good luck and enjoy! :)
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reader, harshbutfair +, writes (5 October 2005):
 This is actually a great question! Remember that you don't HAVE to shoot your load inside her. If you want to save her a five minute clean up and spending the night on "the wet patch", aim for her boobs or belly every now and then. Or even neater, finish in her mouth.
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reader, wishes +, writes (5 October 2005):
 he he... Definately always this messy! We always laugh about it though! Its a struggle to get a group of tissues over me to "plug" it in while he is taking himself out, before it goes everywhere! Then Ill kind of lay there for a bit before deciding to hobble over to the toilet/shower with my legs holding the tissue in so it doesnt drip! Its funny! Its a challenge when we have worked our way over the other side of the bed away from the tissues. We try for him to stay inside me until we reach the tissues. Ever tried that! Makes for an interesting laugh... Dont take it too seriously, oh, but dont make her laugh too hard, or cough, sneeze... all these makes it spurt out! ;o) Sometimes if I cant be bothered getting up straight away Ill get him to get me a pair of undies, and ill line my undies with a few tissues to soak it up a bit. Good luck! And have fun! ;o)
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