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He's in jail and wants phone sex

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Question - (12 May 2009) 5 Answers - (Newest, 12 May 2009)
A female United Kingdom age 30-35, anonymous writes:

my boyfriend is in jail and is asking me to have phone sex with him. i never had sex with him as i was only with him for 2 weeks before he went to jail and wanted to take things slow. he has a moblie phone (cell phone) in jail which he bought because he is not getting realesed for 2 years. i was just woundering how you acctully have phone sex and what you say/do during phone sex. thankz

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (12 May 2009):

Are you aware you can have a boyfriend whom has no criminal record?

You can also have one who has a good driving record.

And, you can have a man who has a job.

Also, it's all up to you to have a boyfriend with an education.

Wait a minute. This question could be a fake. You prefaced the request for phone sex instructions with a two week relationship with one whom lives behind bars for the next two years. So how would that criteria make phone sex dialogue different than from any other location?

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A male reader, hdell United States +, writes (12 May 2009):

Go for it. Have mercy on the poor guy.

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A female reader, pebble United Kingdom +, writes (12 May 2009):

pebble agony auntThey allow mobile phones in prisons these days? Wow.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (12 May 2009):

Only with him for two weeks and he wants phone sex? Aww - do me a favour! What are you even thinking of? This guy is going to be locked up for the next two years by which time you'll be two years older, in case you hadn't figured that out!

Tell him to buy a copy of Fiesta Readers Wives and get himself off to the bogs with it because you're not going to become an object of his fantasies. You don't want to be involved with him. He's a loser. A jailbird. A convict. Forget him, he's no good.

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A male reader, mikefromms United States +, writes (12 May 2009):

Tell him you do not want to have a future with a "jailbird." Dump him and get rid of his phone numbers, addresses, and have the police keep him away from you if necessary. Go to church and find a decent guy. These animals still exist out there I promise. Don't waste your life on jail birds.

Mature answer,

Mikefromms

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