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writes:CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT GETS SAID FROM THIS ONE! XX--"ACCUSED"You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose? What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? Do prison buses have emergency exits?Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?
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reader, unclezak  +, writes (20 May 2009):
"If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? gravity?"
Gravity would pull them down from first floor to ground floor, if not into the ground.
It's cos they float/fly
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reader, LoveJoy +, writes (26 October 2008):
 You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose? the gorilla at least you have someone to speak to!What would chairs look like if our knees were on the back of our legs? wierd :sAt a movie theater which arm rest is yours? BOTH :PWhat is Satan's last name? godIf your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? erm no...If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? Your in trouble!Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? Because they do.If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? yer...If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? yesIs it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? Hell ye!When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? when the cloud moves outa the way and the tree stands stillIn the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? featherIf ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? gravity?Do prison buses have emergency exits? yerDo Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? yer somin like " Made in China"When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard? both
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reader, Annalisa +, writes (23 October 2008):
 Oh, a dog over a gorilla any day! And it sings? Great!
If our knees were behind us, I don't think tables would have legs, because surely sitting on a cuscion would be better;
Satan's full name: Satan De Vil;
Noone is exempt from the law;
If you refuse to tell all the truth, you probably won't be allowed to speak as whitness.
Bla... bla... blaaa...
Sunny or cloudy is a matter of personal mood.
Ghosts are great, they fool us into believing they're 'ghosts', but actually in their dimension they are the normal ones and just humour us by appearing the way we think they should!
There are some things I just don't know, but I'm sure our words wouldn't make good tattoos: have you looked at the local boozer with 'MUM & DAD' on his arm? Quite.
Rocks are hard, but unlike the 'hard place' they fall and hit you!
Oh, let me give you one... Would Jesus's surname have been Carpenter? Did He drop it to sound cooler, like Bono?
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