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What "qualifies" me to help people? Nothing really, I haven't gone to school for therapy and I'm no Dr. Phil. However, I do know what's wrong and what's right, so I think my advice is pretty freaking awesome. Kind of like grape snow cones and giraffes.

I live in what most people of America would call hell. Ohio. I find it awesome, I don't need a palm tree and anal douchebags who tan their man boobs on the beach all day.

I don't know, reading other people's problems and giving them some sort of advice makes me feel good in a way, perhaps this will be a hobby that replaces my deep love of crack cocaine.

Also, I'm sarcastic. Some people like it, others hate it. Overall I'm a lot like a monkey. Slightly mean and sneaky, but once you get past the poop throwing I'm fucking adorable.

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