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writes: Hi all,I had a friend who was going through some sexual difficulties and wanted some advice on how to spice things up, so I told her to light some candles a few incense sticks, make it all sexy, lights down low and soft music...Dress wonderfully sexy and suprise her husband when he came home from work with a massage from heaven...Well all prepared and ready to have the sexiest night of all everything was going lovely, BUT!!!! She oiled him up so much that when the passion really got hot and steamy, He slipped out of her grasp fell backwards hit his head on the bedside cabinet knocked himself out and ended up in accident and emergency....So you can take my advice but go easy on the oil!!!!!!! Reply to this Article
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 January 2008): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionOh to be a fly on the wall :) with a camera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 January 2008): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionUncle phil j just made me giggle like a looney thats to funny cheers mate xxxxxxxxxxxx
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reader, anonymous, writes (11 January 2008): That's a bit like my partner. When she got married, as a surprise her new father-in-law set up the bedroom with champagne, flowers and candles and put silk sheets on the bed.
She dived onto the bed, slid across the sheet and fell onto the floor the other side of the bed!
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reader, x-Happy-Feet-x  +, writes (3 January 2008):
 oh what a shame, hope the man is ok, that's a great thing to have posted so we're aware not to oil too much, it is a bit funny, it was very embaressing for the girl as well, oh well mistakes happen xx
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 October 2007): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionWell hunny I laughted, But the poor girl had 2 men on the go which I found out later, so yep I believe she was the missing piece in the relationship mate... No wonder she used to much oil she had two bodys to cover!!!!!!!!!!Mandy
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reader, howcomehoney  +, writes (14 September 2007):
 Heheheheheh. The A&E doctors must have had a laugh about that one.
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