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| | *he Corporate Casanova's profile:Greetings, fellow Agony Aunts & Uncles!
I am The Corporate Casanova, and I'm ready to dispense the best advice possible. Some are light-hearted, some are serious, and some others are hard-hitting enough to deliver a fair warning.
During my absence, I have studied the social dynamics of the world around me. It was spontaneous and whimsical, compared to the conventional romantic drama induced in "Love Diary", from Orbit Publications (I have the digital issues, and I happen to have grown fascinated towards "the good old days," and their societal adherence to traditional values).
I reside in the suburban sector of Miami-Dade County, and I'm cool with it. It would be much cooler if I were to earn a living as a landlord.
I'm single, but am in the process of improving my abilities before throwing myself into the Colosseum of Romance.
Don't worry about my afflictions with Aspergers Syndrome; I am able to overcome it, even with some difficulty. Besides, that never stopped me from assuming a leadership (as well as advisory) role.
And now, some fundamental advice: find balance, embrace prosperity, and seek solace in traditions.
Best regards to all,
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Why is he being so tepid in bed?
Q. I have been seeing my boyfriend since October. We started having sex often and regularly a month into the relationship. He's not that great in bed. I thought this would change as we got closer, playing and developing a sense of what the other likes. ...
A. 12 June 2014: It's best if you had a heart-to-heart talk with him, and introduce him to more unique forms of foreplay so that he can be kept in the loop about it. Whether it's the Tennessee Log-jammer, the Cowgirl/Cowboy, or the "69", he might have to understand ... (read in full...)
SOS: In a relationship but in love with teen girls!
Q. Greetings to all on DearCupid: I'm 21, from Miami (Florida, not Ohio), and I have an internal issue involving whether I should stay in love with my 19-year-old long-distance girlfriend I've met on a social gaming site about a month ago, or fa...
A. 11 June 2014: Hello everyone; sorry I was away for so long. I must say that it's been a few years since I last sought advice here. But now, I'm here to tell you what has transpired during my absence: The long-distance girlfriend became my ex after she was vi... (read in full...)
I'm in love with trouble!
Q. I need advice from someone who dosent know me. Since I was a teenager I've tried to stay outgoing and I've always had female friends but I've only been in one serious relationship, I guess I have trouble connecting on that level. I was raised kind ...
A. 11 June 2014: You, sir, are upholding a noble cause of your caliber, caring for a misguided woman whom you have a strong affection for. I wish you nothing more than the best of regards.
Keep fighting the good fight!... (read in full...)
My 15 year old brother in law has been making odd advances and curious about very personal issues. This is making me so confused. Please help?
Q. A little background: I'm someone who never thought about marriage because my parents went through a 6 year long divorce and I don't really understand what love is. I ended up getting married because I got pregnant and we needed the insuranc...
A. 11 June 2014: If your brother-in-law is being playful in his actions, then he might be teasing you because he cares about you.
But if he is serious in his words and deeds (and forgive me if I were going about it the wrong way), then he might be on the verge of s... (read in full...)
Does it make me sound like a bad mother if I ask my neighbour out? How do I do it without making myself sound desperate and cheap? And would a younger man even be interested in spending time with a woman 11 years older?
Q. Hi everyone I'm a 46 year old divorced working single mom of 4 kids, so needless to say I'm usually very busy with everything. I've been divorced for 3 years now. Here's my dilemma, about a month ago I just moved into a new place that I'm renting ...
A. 11 June 2014: I see no harm in having a romantic relationship with the neighbor.
If both parties are single/divorced, let there be love; so go for it!... (read in full...)
He wants to have a baby and forced me to have unprotected sex
Q. hello, im writing here because i have a problem with my boyfriend. i am about to turn 16 in a few weeks and he will be 20 in a few months. everything started off great,we`ve been together 4 months, but last night we were talking about our futures ...
A. 9 March 2010: That's very scandalous, now that you mention it. Perhaps I might suggest in-vitro fertilization, deep spermicidal cleansing in the vagina, thorough birth control, or child adoption. Abortion is not the answer, though; it's murder that way. All hope ... (read in full...)
Falling for Mr Nice, is what I'm doing working?
Q. Well, about a month ago I gave up on boy, especially in my school. I just wanted to wait until that one person came around.. the person who understands me and isnt like any other childish boy. Then on my way to school, a boy from another school ...
A. 9 March 2010: Try to come up with some new and interesting topics that might intruige him. For example, if he likes business, then tell him of the Toyota Prius recall. Or, if he's interested in sports (i.e.: golf), check to see if Villegas' recent victory on the ... (read in full...)
In love with my step-sister
Q. Hello, ive got a problem .. i think im in love with my step sister, she isent my real sister she came to life with us whn she was 12 years old and i was 9 years old.. by that time we were just * friends * later when she was around 16 she went out to ...
A. 9 March 2010: It's safe for me to say that you should steer clear from falling in love with your stepsister; it is unhealthy and unorthodox to commit yourself to an incestuous relationship. I strongly suggest that dating someone way outside the family might be ... (read in full...)
Self conscious about my vagina...
Q. ok well... im very self concious of my vagina... my husband thinks it's great... but i've noticed that my 'vagina lips' are a little farther apart than normal to me... and my clitoris is a little big... so is there anything i could do to help ...
A. 9 March 2010: Must be hitting some more puberty due to hormonal balancing, but that's normal. Trust me; there's nothing wrong with puberty at all; it just takes some time to adapt.... (read in full...)
I'm really confused. does he like me or is he just flirting to seem cool in front of other people
Q. Heyy, im 16 and there's this 26 yr old on a place i always go on holiday. he always flirts so much with me when people are around and offers sex and all that as a joke, and to be honest i love the attention, in fact ive fallen for him. one night wh...
A. 9 March 2010: It would seem to me that this guy you were going out with must have fallen so deeply in love with you that he must have forgotten to flirt with you. Maybe he wanted something much more from you, maybe a more serious relationship, but if his behavior ... (read in full...)
I felt like a complete twat!!!
Q. I met this guy through a friend of mine, ive only sopken 2 him on facebook and from what we have spoken about he seems a really nice guy, the reason why my friend said add him was because he was single, Anyway since then we chat on fb every day ...
A. 9 March 2010: Personally, I blame peer pressure and misinformation.
Anyways, I think you should see other people who are really single. Or if you decide to stick to the guy you love, then you should try to share some interests. But if your interests don't ev... (read in full...)
I'm 15 and want to know what will happen now...if I do happen to be pregnant?
Q. i'm 15 and my boyfriend is 21, we have been good mates for about ten years. we have now been going out for 3 months, and i think i am pregnant. what will happen if i keep the baby? please help me ...
A. 9 March 2010: It would seem to me that it is considered scandalous, but if your boyfriend did manage to impregnate you, then I personally view this is as an absolute outrage!
(Sorry about the personal rant; I just needed to get something out of my chest. Ther... (read in full...)
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