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invitation to the bbq

, posted over a year ago

hey everyone, the long anticipated bbq is once again in the planning stages. Original plans fell thru to have it at irishes...it appears that she doesnt trust us with her silverware. She suggested tishas but tisha was afraid that her neighbors will think that the inmates from the asylum have escaped and call the law. She has invited us all to eyes house since it WAS her idea. I am leaving a sign up sheet, please tell us what you can bring. Unfortunatly, irsish sold the bps, nasal spray, and other supplies in a garage sale, so will have to start over. And thank you eyes for having us! :)

Posted on 10 April 2010 @ 18:51 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

ROTFL, Deb!! You are one 'baaaad' girl! LOL!!!

Posted on 10 April 2010 @ 19:13 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

hahahahaha! Thanks for organizing, mal! See you soon, Eyes! :D

Posted on 10 April 2010 @ 20:8 (London time) - permalink
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Illithid, posted over a year ago

~brings entirely too much Mt. Dew and pulled pork~

Posted on 10 April 2010 @ 22:58 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

will Lemon Cheesecake do?

Posted on 10 April 2010 @ 23:25 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh my goodness, CT!! Lemon Cheesecake!! YUM!

Posted on 10 April 2010 @ 23:28 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

I'll leave you to the Mountain Dew -- a bit sweet for my taste. But I'll certainly find some freshly-baked buns to go with the pulled pork!

Wonder if q has a recommendation for a good beer to go with the pork?

Posted on 11 April 2010 @ 6:44 (London time) - permalink
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Myau, posted over a year ago

Will I be allowed in this time or will I be chained outside again? That wasnt good for my selfconfidence you know lol.

Ill bring pizza and coke and kfc and mcdonalds...oh and a bag of chips for the rest of you

Posted on 11 April 2010 @ 10:45 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Do you know how bad all that stuff is for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eeek!

Posted on 11 April 2010 @ 23:30 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

phil sent me this and it made me think of eyes....and since she is kindly hosting the bbq i am sending this to her...

His scrotum

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to

offer Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium.

She said, "I have a Praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible golf cart wreck and his scrotum was

completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.

"Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place ."

Again, the men in the congregation were unnerved and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.

"Now," she announced in a quavering voice, thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time,

his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with relief.

The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.

He said, "I'm Tom."

The entire congregation held its breath.

"I just want to tell my wife that the word is 'sternum'."

Posted on 12 April 2010 @ 14:41 (London time) - permalink
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Myau, posted over a year ago

I must emphasise that I have taken a vow of celibacy back there, I belong to an old order of "noncornholing monks" and thus cant break with minutes of tradition.

Now now Celtic, dont be upset by my diet. Lets not play good cat, bad cat.

Insert meowww here

Posted on 12 April 2010 @ 17:7 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

I have no intention of playing good cat, bad cat. If you want to turn into a cat with a massive behind then I shall let you, but don't come complaining to me when you can't fit through the cat flap!

:D hahaa

Posted on 12 April 2010 @ 17:27 (London time) - permalink
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Myau, posted over a year ago

Being a male, I am quite proud of said behind lol. However that is actually my tail :)

I also have rabbit ears....i dont mean anything by that lol

And for the record that cat flap is clearly not upto central european standards.

So again appologies to you celtic if i am stepping on your clearly marked teritory. But i do like this pic and name alot more than my others so id like to stick with it

Posted on 12 April 2010 @ 21:28 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

A cat with rabbit ears.... have you been having plastic surgery again Myau? :D hahaha Anyone would think you were some kind of spy with all the face altering you are having at the moment!

No Mal, this place is big enough for two... or more like 1 1/2 cats. As long as he behaves himself, we should get along just fine! (and the cat flap is NORMAL sized... he just has a big,.. tail.)

Myau, I think it suits you too, so please keep that!

Posted on 12 April 2010 @ 23:44 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I've got a question....who the hell uses silverware at a BBQ?

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 16:9 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

The Queen? ... a Garden Party is a bit like a BBQ, isnt it?

hehehe

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 16:52 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Celtic you forgot... Irish does too

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 16:57 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

If you guys are coming to my house do I have to alert any authorities or register anyone on say a sex offenders list? And the only garden I have is a tomato garden but if the Queen is coming I'll plant a couple flowers, but she better bring her own silverware. Maybe I'd better move...

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 16:59 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Eyes I will drop the queen a note and ask her

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 17:1 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Better make it a hand-written note. She's really lousy about answering her email.

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 20:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Is she really? Ok hand-written it is

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 21:1 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Vintage, perhaps, suggest that if she brings Tom Jones, they can both get a deal through British Airways..I think there's a good seat sale in 'economy'. Just a thought. :) And she's to bring her own booze'. Make sure to tell her that, too.

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 21:1 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hell yes she BYOB's! Talk about a hollow leg but then she is alot of fun. I remember the time she and Michelle Obama had had a few and they were on the picnic table dancing and ....I'll tell you rest at the BBQ, hee what a sight that was!

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 21:19 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hey Vin, ask her if she wants us to make some butt plug earrings for her.

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 21:20 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I've done the letter here's a copy :)

Her Most Britannic Majesty

Queen Elizabeth II

Buck House

The Mall

London

SW1 1AA

Hi Ya Lizzie, How tricks, family good? Well whatev...

The gang over at dc are having a bbq, fancy it? It's BYOB could you make a create or two? I've arranged economy seats on BA for ya, don't forget the duty free woman. Oh and could bring Tom Jones, with ya, you know the welsh singer, used to hang out in Vegas a lot. Bring you own knife and fork & HP Sauce they just won't have any!

One more thing, would you like the gang to make you some butt plug earrings? As your official, pressie

Yours

Vintage

RSVP

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 22:11 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Can you imagine what Prince Phillip would make of the butt plug earrings.....

the mind boggles. hahaha

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 22:31 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Wasn't Prince Phillip the chap who wanted to be his mistress's tampon?

A lot has changed since then, hasn't it? Poor Diana.

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 22:57 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

Noo...Prince Phillip is Queenies husband.

He is totally un-politically correct. And probably would have a good laugh!

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 23:17 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

oh wow i leave you guys for a few hours and look at you. lizzy and tom no less....i have no idea what to wear now....does anyone know what brand of nasal spray she prefers? oh my goodness vintage could you get us more information please? hey eyes good to have you back hon, and a tomato garden will be perfect. we'll just flow over into the house if we need to.....woooohhooo the parties on!

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 23:18 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Mal, Mal sit down and breath,

Posted on 13 April 2010 @ 23:23 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh my goodness!! Kegels, butt plugs? ROTFL...my sides are sore from laughing, you guys!! LOL

Posted on 14 April 2010 @ 1:7 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

You can tell HOW well your kegels have paid off by how far the butt plug flies.

Posted on 14 April 2010 @ 16:27 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

we could have a contest...but if lizzie enters we dont have a chance...think how many decades of kegels she has! 1...2...3...let 'er rip, tater chip!

Posted on 14 April 2010 @ 16:51 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

I suppose it brings a whole new meaning to a bit of archery on the lawns.... as long as you are aiming at the bullseye on the target and not someone else. That could be very painful!

Posted on 14 April 2010 @ 16:59 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

yeah and I thought lawn darts were dangerous!

Posted on 14 April 2010 @ 21:40 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

So Eyes, is it gonna be a 'spit-roast' or the grill? ;)

Posted on 14 April 2010 @ 23:42 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

let me check the DC manual

Posted on 15 April 2010 @ 13:53 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

How come you have a copy, Eyes? I never got one..*sniff*

Alright...who's in charge of the 'DC Manual' publishing committee here!?

(Heehee)

Posted on 15 April 2010 @ 21:44 (London time) - permalink
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Myau, posted over a year ago

Ive heard alot about this manual too.

But I get the feeling that alot of it would be greatly disturbing lol

Posted on 15 April 2010 @ 22:23 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

I dont even want to know what a "grill" might involve..... :/

Posted on 15 April 2010 @ 22:29 (London time) - permalink
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Myau, posted over a year ago

Just so you know people know where I am lol

Posted on 15 April 2010 @ 23:48 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"

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Posted on 13 May 2010 @ 14:26 (London time) - permalink
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