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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

first I got this:

Subject: You no "female", *eyeswideopen !, from BSFinder on 20 June 2012 (17 hours ago )

You bitter man

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:36 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

so I wrote back:

ha ha whatever makes you think that?

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:37 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

then I got:

Your bitter man answers. And the fact that I am: BSFinder.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:38 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

so then I wrote:

Give me an example.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:39 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

next the little dear wrote:

I don't work for you. I work to get lame men posing as women, like yourself, off legitimate sites like this one. If you are not man enough to represent yourself accurately as a man, get off this site. On a general note, it's glaringly obvious you have anger issues toward women/regard women as objects of your anger. Your comments are often offensive and demeaning. In fact, i's lame men like you that women bring women to write to sites like these, in the first place. Do us a favor. Remove yourself from this forum today. Thank you.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:40 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I replied:

Thanks but no thanks, I think I'll stay right here as I have since 2004.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:41 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

My new BFF wrote:

Noted. But take note: you've been busted. Your account has been flagged.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:42 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

So in the spirit of friendship I wrote:

Flag away Psycho

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:43 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

the witty comeback was:

Exactly the kind of answer why your account has been flagged .

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:44 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Once again with the patience of Job I wrote:

What difference is your flagging going to make you little troll? If you truly were concerned you would go through the proper channels and get Andrew to kick me off the site, but you can't do that can you? You haven't actually read all my answers have you? All 8163 of them???? You are a troll slingin' spam.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:47 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

My little trolly wrote:

Noted. Exactly the kind of answer why your account is being flagged by our organization.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:48 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Showing my sensitive side I wrote:

Does your "organization" include the voices in your head?

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:49 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

This just in:

Your offensive response has been noted.

Man this is fun....

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:50 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

So I wrote:

If it's been "noted" then you'll be able to blow it out your butt.

I wish you guys could join me....

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 20:52 (London time) - permalink
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Irish49, posted over a year ago

Maybe your 'troll' BFF needs to have his account looked into. DC does not condone harrassment, troll behavior like this. And that is what this was. He/She/It doesn't have to like a comment you might've made, but they don't have the right to insult and diminish.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 21:30 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

and get my sex wrong for godsake but you know how much I love a good battle. I really wasn't diminished I actually didn't need my afternoon cafferine fit. energizing

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 21:39 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

fix not fit however maybe it did.

Posted on 20 June 2012 @ 21:40 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

That eyeball is all woman in my book!

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 6:17 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Thanks my fellow Spartan. I'm going to keep my little troll BFF 'cause she is really fun to play with. She just told me that my account remains flagged by her organization...hee it's nice to be recognized.

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 13:10 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Boy Howdy I needs me some of that coffee you Mods are drinking in that there lounge of yours!

You jumped on that troll bait I threw out in a nano second!

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 14:35 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Ah, why waste time going into battle against an unarmed person? :D

I take mine black, no sweetener.

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 15:11 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Well it was fun while it lasted...

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 15:58 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

FWIW, the humor was appreciated. :)

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 16:3 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hey it ain't over...I hooked another one! This one says I'm "unbalanced"! I'm a friggin' troll magnet...

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 17:11 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Killed that with kindness, she's going to block ME..she's pissed I "friended" her. hee hee

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 17:22 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Well you ARE wearing a hat made from aluminum foil.... just sayin'....

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 18:58 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Better safe than sorry, plus I think I'll have a baked potato for dinner.

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 19:10 (London time) - permalink
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Irish49, posted over a year ago

Ohhh...craving a baked potato now!! With a nice salad and chicken breast! Yum!

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 19:44 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

With sour cream and chives and little bacon bits.

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 19:55 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

but the REAL bacon bits not those fake ones

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 20:38 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Fake bacon bits? Not in my kitchen. What's the point of those? Eek!

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 21:7 (London time) - permalink
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Irish49, posted over a year ago

Can't have bacon bits...high BP readings (blood pressure, girls...not to be confused with the other 'BP'.) What's a good substitute for bacon bits?

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 21:18 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I don't know but maybe some toasted almonds? Smoked salmon?

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 21:46 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

canadian bacon bits?

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 21:48 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Save up all your sodium for the day and splurge it all on the baked potato with all the trimmings?

Posted on 21 June 2012 @ 22:29 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Great! Eyes can add that to the menu for the BBQ. :)

Posted on 22 June 2012 @ 1:49 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Another troll followed me home, can I keep him please please please? I'll walk him, feed him, and clean up any of his messes everyday I promise

Posted on 19 July 2012 @ 16:24 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Troll's back...once you feed them, they always come back.

Posted on 31 July 2012 @ 18:19 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Maybe you want to reconsider the quality of the feed. ;)

Posted on 2 August 2012 @ 3:54 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Purina Troll Chow

Posted on 2 August 2012 @ 15:28 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Just what I thought -- the good stuff.

Posted on 8 August 2012 @ 0:4 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Gives them a shiny coat too.

Posted on 8 August 2012 @ 14:59 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Don't they live under bridges?

Posted on 8 August 2012 @ 17:57 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I've got one living in my mailbox. However he/she does seem a bit tired lately...can't imagine why

Posted on 8 August 2012 @ 18:33 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Last word.

Posted on 16 August 2012 @ 16:57 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Last emoticon:

Posted on 16 August 2012 @ 16:57 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

?_?

Posted on 16 August 2012 @ 18:44 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

nevermind

Posted on 16 August 2012 @ 18:44 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Last word! Last word!

Posted on 16 August 2012 @ 20:16 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

You win

Posted on 17 August 2012 @ 13:20 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

No, you do.

Posted on 17 August 2012 @ 17:6 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I insist

Posted on 17 August 2012 @ 20:54 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Please, you are too kind

Posted on 18 August 2012 @ 1:6 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

not at all

Posted on 19 August 2012 @ 20:56 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

You aren't kind at all? *puzzled*

Posted on 20 August 2012 @ 21:46 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Well actually I'm NOT all that kind, but what I meant was you are much more deserving to have this last word.

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Tish must be on vacation..heh heh I win.

Posted on 29 August 2012 @ 16:6 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

:P I just got back.... :P No internet access to speak of and no way to annoy my friend Eyes. O_o heehee

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Well well well look what the cat dragged in...look out DC we are being supervised again

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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

So I expect I missed some interesting things?

Posted on 30 August 2012 @ 22:19 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Oh yeah, the joint was jumping! Did you see this one from the Doc?http://www.dearcupid.org/question/im-thinking-im-in-love-with-my-coach.html

Posted on 31 August 2012 @ 13:30 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

What a peculiar post from an 18-21 year old... one hopes that crushes like these are dealt with by that age.

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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I loved the Doc's response, very funny

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yuffie_lover495, posted over a year ago

I agree, the doc's responce was quite funny. :-)

Posted on 3 September 2012 @ 9:33 (London time) - permalink
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Abella, posted over a year ago

just had a chuckle reading this thread.

loved how Eyes handled this

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