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Funny bumper stickers

Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Just say NO to negativity

I'm still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes.

Posted on 13 May 2008 @ 13:10 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

Lord save me from your followers

Dyslexics Untie!

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Don't believe everything you think.

This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.

I am not infantile, you stinky poopyhead.

Posted on 13 May 2008 @ 13:15 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

You - Off my planet.

Above all else, sky.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

I have the body of a god. Buddha.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Posted on 13 May 2008 @ 13:41 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

Stable relationships are for horses

I'm schizophrenic and so am I

Sorry if I look interested, I'm not

Where do you want to tell Microsoft to go today?

I am in shape. Round is a shape.

Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Health: the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

A lawyer is an expert on justice in the same way a whore is an expert on love.

Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same.

Children never misquote you.

They repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

God loves calories. She made so many of them.

You know how dumb the average person is?

Bad news: half the human race is dumber than that.

If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

There are 10 kinds of people in the world:

those who understand binary, and those who don't

I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat

Why are nudists ALWAYS people you would never want to see naked?

Posted on 13 May 2008 @ 13:50 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

thanks for saving this for me

god please save me from your followers

Posted on 13 May 2008 @ 19:49 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

P.M.T AND A HANDGUN!!!!!!

NOBODY ON BOARD!

WHO CARES WHO'S ON BOURD!

And one I got my son TEE!HEE!

HOT BABES ON BOARD!!!!Not that he would pop it on the car, I did try to sneak it there but the little bugger caught me! SNACKUMWACKUMDICKDASTERLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 13 May 2008 @ 20:8 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

What would Scooby Do?

Support D.A.M. Mothers Against Dyslexia

Beer, It's not just for breakfast anymore...

Hey - Mandy's off to Sveden again...

Over in the US, it's all about the ribbons. There's a site called Support our Ribbons where you can make your own. Mine are:

I support two broke University students

and

Magnetic ribbons make Baby Jesus Cry...

Some of the ones that people have written on the site are:

Gerka Gerka Gerka Mohammed Jihad

United Snakes of America AND

shit Tourette damn Syndrome fuck off Supporter...

I'm glad there are people more twisted than I am out there!

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 2:16 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

"shit Tourette damn Syndrome fuck off Supporter..."

Oh birdy I'm ROFL'ing!!!

~#~#~

I actually saw a Porche with a bumper sticker that said "MY OTHER CAR'S A PORCHE".

How mad is that?

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 11:55 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Jammy bastard!!

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 11:55 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

I'll bite - what's a Jammy Bastard? I'm flying over to London on Saturday so I want to know what not to call someone...

My other's ride's your Mother

My other ride's a broom

Don't make me release the Flying Monkeys

Visualize Whirled Peas

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 18:34 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Love this one. Here's one for the ladies:

"The best man for the job is a woman"

For the guys..this one is funny!

"24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?"

Hey, kidding, guys! You do get the job done well-in between drinking all that beer! lol

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 18:51 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Birdy - just google it. The descriptions there are quite instructive. Basically, a very lucky person.

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 19:59 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Women's Lib is ok - but it needs a man to get it organised.

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 20:2 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Almost forgot this one - seen in the rear window of a VW campervan.

'I'd like a kiss first before you get up my arse!'

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 20:3 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."

Birdy hun blame the fella he likes me to talk in my svedish accent so den I start typing in der rong shpellings (:0)

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 20:52 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

On the back of a motorcycle jacket:

If you can read this, she fell off.

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 20:58 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Tisha, My partner here, just roared when he read your bumper sticker. We own a Harley and I ride with him, all the time. Gulp! Luckily I have a good backrest which helps keep me in place. But, a funny story is, when my partner was a young fellow (early 20's) he and his 'precious' just purchased, case of "Canadian" beer, hitched a ride on the back of a buddy's motor bike one time, en route to a party. At an intersection when the light turned green, the bike lurched forward so quickly, my partner literally fell backwards off the bike, with the case of beer still in his hands! They were glass bottles and not one broke...but my partner said, he had a pretty sore butt for days, afterwards! The crazy things we do in our youth! lol

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 22:4 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Irish, young men have their own priorities, don't they? Save the beer at all costs! :{=#)

Posted on 15 May 2008 @ 22:35 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Tisha...A friend of ours came back from holidaying in Arizona, {he has a Harley over here} and he brought back my son a Harley T-shit with..

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off" I thought it was brilliant. His g/f was none too happy tho'...hahaha!!!.....tough titty, I say!

Posted on 16 May 2008 @ 1:41 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

BigSis, that was hilarious! Tough titty if she can't take the joke, I agree with you.

I want to see the Harley t-shit...

MWAH!!!

Tisha

Posted on 16 May 2008 @ 3:30 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

CAUTION! I drive like you do!

Grow your own dope. Plant a man.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Posted on 16 May 2008 @ 10:52 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink!

Posted on 16 May 2008 @ 13:52 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Oh Tisha!! Did I say T-shit? Ahahahahaha!!!

OOOOPS!!!

Posted on 18 May 2008 @ 19:29 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

BigSis, I've been imagining this large chrome-decorated motorcycle with a bowel problem....

(8^D)

VRRROOOOMMMMMM **poop poop** VRRRROOOOOOOOMMMM!

*poop*

Posted on 18 May 2008 @ 20:42 (London time) - permalink
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