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Chat up lines

TELLULAH, posted over a year ago

Just wondering what amusing chat up lines you may have heard over the years?.

My friend had one on Friday night which made her reel. She was dancing around in a local club with the rest of us girls, when a small rat kind of looking guy, started grinding up behind her. He said to her "You have a lovely bum" thanks she replied even though she wasnt interested. "No you really do have a lovely bum" she tried to ignore him. Then he came out with "Can I fu** you up the ar**. My mate went balistic, and the guy was lucky that he didnt a punch in the face. Of course the rest of us fell about laughing. I am still smiling now thinking about the shocked look on her face.

Posted on 6 May 2008 @ 10:8 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Man or beast one nite, old line!!!!yawn!!!

"DO YOU WANNA DANCE?" NO! " WELL I SPOSE A F****S OUT THE QUESTION THEN"!!!!!!

answers be fast n furious!

"god I wish I had those tits *$%£")(*&^%" (very fast response!!!!!) YOU HAVE!!!!!!

wow thats a nice pair "Oh I was sure I left the fruit at home ahhhh! Its the VEGETABLE!

that followed me"!!!!!!!

Hunny thats so funny your poor mate, Its hard to type in rubber gloves MUST GO!!!!!!!!!XXXXXXXXXX (:0)

Posted on 6 May 2008 @ 13:46 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

"Can I buy you a drink darlin?"

"Show us yer dick first"

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"I'd love to get inside your knickers"

"There's already one arsehole in there - why would I want another?"

Posted on 6 May 2008 @ 19:31 (London time) - permalink
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Susan Strict, posted over a year ago

"When I'm with you I feel like a real man."

"So do I."

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"I'd love to plug my laptop into your socket."

"It's amazing how small they make them these days."

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"Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons."

"Absolutely. Let's go pull some girls."

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"What would you give me if I agreed to sleep with you?"

"Syphilis."

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"Do you believe in sex before marriage?"

"Yes, but in your case I'd make an exception."

Posted on 7 May 2008 @ 13:1 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Great legs!!

What time do they open?

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If I were a dinasaur,

I'd be a Lickalottapus!

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Do you clean your panties with windowlene?

...'cause I can see myself in them.

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Would you like to be an organ recipient?

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Posted on 7 May 2008 @ 14:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

"I've lost my teddy bear! You haven't seen it have you?"

"No."

"Ohh... Well can I sleep with you instead then?"

Posted on 7 May 2008 @ 17:5 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Aww, Hope, that one's so cute and lovely, but you've just put me to shame. I'm so rude.

: (

Posted on 7 May 2008 @ 18:1 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

I love those comeback lines Susan!

I like older men. They're so grateful. - Greta Garbo

Posted on 7 May 2008 @ 18:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Are you a parking ticket

cuz you got fine written all over you...

Do you have a map?

Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.....

Where you arrested earlier?

It's gotta be illegal to look that good?

Is your dad a thief?

because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

WHOOOOOOO! a few old em! there LOVE ME XXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 7 May 2008 @ 20:26 (London time) - permalink
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