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writes:ive been with my boyfriend now for 2 and half years, im sitting in alone tonite as hes gone out with all his lad mates, a lads night out... im totally ok with it, we often have our own night, him with the lads, and me with the girls, as well as out together, in together etc plenty of times.tongiht though i really wish he was here, im slightly in the mod for snuggling, getting csey and like... well you know. i was thinking about somehow suprising him while he was out tongiht, i cant arrange anything fr when he is home, ill be in bed by then as im up very early in the morning, so i was thinging like sending him over SMS a sexy picture of me, but then realised his phone had broken so he is now using one which does not use picture messaging. ive never really been good with dirty texts, speach wise, and they are done quite often as well..... i was wondering can any1 think of any other way i can suprise him, and have him wish he was with me also, fr a snuggle and stuff... if dirty text is all you can think of, please help me wth what to write, but all deas are welocme please!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 December 2009): It's probably academic now as you'll most likely be in bed fast asleep. Short of standing at the bar of the next pub he visits with a pint of Carlsberg Special Brew in your hand, I don't see how on earth you can surprise him. Text messages are no surprise these days, that's for sure.
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 December 2009): This is verified as being by the original poster of the questionthe question title the site has given my question is misleading, its stating i am asking how to suprise him when he gets home, but i do state in my question that i will not be up when he gets up as i have work at 5am, and that i wanted to suprise him while he was out, in smeway t make him wish he was here
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 December 2009): Meet him at the door wearing nothing but an overcoat and heels, then flash him.
But if he brings his mates home for some after-hours drinking, explain that the central heating has packed up, which is why you're wearing a heavy coat in the house.
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reader, paulofessex +, writes (19 December 2009):
 I find your problem slightly confusing. You want him home etc because you fancy a cosy night etc, however you can't arrange anything for when he returns as you have to be up very early, so if he did come home just how long would you be having a 'cosy night in'
Dirty text l feel is not needed, this could perhaps be seen as just you wanting him home as you may have doubts about trusting him.
I would perhaps consider staying up for him to come home to have your cosy night, that way you are also reminding him what he has waiting for him at home and this may even reduce his boys nights out etc.
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