hi

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Posted on 4 November 2010 @ 4:39 (London time) - permalink
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X

Posted on 4 November 2010 @ 11:38 (London time) - permalink
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Z

Posted on 4 November 2010 @ 12:28 (London time) - permalink
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y, THEN z.

Posted on 4 November 2010 @ 12:46 (London time) - permalink
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Guess it could have been v? Lots of things are backwards in life... :)

Posted on 4 November 2010 @ 18:35 (London time) - permalink
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My pantyhose are backwards today

Posted on 5 November 2010 @ 19:12 (London time) - permalink
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I hear they know what causes that now.

Posted on 5 November 2010 @ 21:28 (London time) - permalink
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Getting dressed in the dark???? LOL

Posted on 5 November 2010 @ 23:39 (London time) - permalink
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Thanks for the tip DL, turned on the light and the pantyhose are right as rain today.

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 13:39 (London time) - permalink
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My sister in law once went to church with her skirt on backwards....

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 14:1 (London time) - permalink
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Pantyhose. Ptui. Awful invention. I walked through a restaurant once with the back of my dress neatly tucked into the waistband of the pantyhose. I need to have at least two pairs of pantyhose for every one I wear. I ruin at least one pair each time I try to put them on. I hate pantyhose. Pantyhose. Ptui.

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 14:9 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha, switch to stockings much easier to put on. and no waistband for you to get into a pickle with.

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 14:42 (London time) - permalink
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Vintage, I have tried stockings too. I didn't realize I needed a pickle to get them on! That explains a lot. Is a dill pickle okay or does it need to be a special kind of pickle? And does the pickle go just in one leg, or do I need to have two pickles?

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 14:57 (London time) - permalink
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It's a very special pickle, did you not get the memo about it? It's in both legs and you have to say this at the same time........

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:6 (London time) - permalink
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Well, clearly, the peck of pickles Peter Piper picked are wedged in your stockings! I missed that memo!

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:16 (London time) - permalink
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He'd be so lucky!

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:18 (London time) - permalink
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Now I'm waiting for Peter to pipe up, to hear his side of the story. No doubt he'll run to the tabloids and try to sell it.

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:23 (London time) - permalink
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Not if I get there first and get the best price for the story.

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:31 (London time) - permalink
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Vixen Vintage Voices Very Vivacious Version!

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:36 (London time) - permalink
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Ker-ching!

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 15:49 (London time) - permalink
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Paparazzi Parade Peter's Picklish Peccadillos!

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 19:24 (London time) - permalink
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"It's a pretty pickle," Piper's people postulated.

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 19:40 (London time) - permalink
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Tishas, tantalizing tight tops titillate tea-time tasters

Posted on 8 November 2010 @ 19:48 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha. your flashing story deserves to make money too. :)

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