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i like to flirt do you?

mr tattman, posted over a year ago

I love flirting with the ladies. Any ladies out there like to flirt.

Posted on 12 March 2008 @ 22:44 (London time) - permalink
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maggie0569, posted over a year ago

i like to flirt

Posted on 20 March 2008 @ 23:36 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Me too!!

Posted on 21 March 2008 @ 0:43 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Yeah I do :]

Posted on 21 March 2008 @ 16:54 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hey baby what's your sign ;]

Hehe.. *SMILE*

Welcome to DEARCUPID.org where all of (well most) your worries and pains go away.. or for temp. atleast :]

Posted on 21 March 2008 @ 21:20 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

What's a Yorkie like you doin' in a place like this?

Posted on 24 March 2008 @ 10:35 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Whoof Woof! I come in peace, BIG SIS :]

I just wanted to say, HI.. that's all ;] No harm right?

Is that a bird? I'm sorry, my eyes are kind of bad.. I'm off now..

*HUGS*

Posted on 24 March 2008 @ 20:36 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Hay, Kay.Kay...

...if you're talking about my avatar ~ it's a pair of cala lilies.

: ^)

Posted on 4 April 2008 @ 6:36 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I like to flirt, come on flirt back with me.

Ah come on.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 6 April 2008 @ 0:6 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.

When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon!!

Posted on 6 April 2008 @ 2:11 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

depends on the weapon!

arrows

Posted on 7 April 2008 @ 16:13 (London time) - permalink
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oldbiker, posted over a year ago

When we all think about romance, I'm sure the last thing on our minds is short chubby toddlers! But they do have a habit of turning up or can we blame that on Burger King! :-)

Posted on 7 April 2008 @ 19:11 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

They Say Love

Hides Behind Every Corner,

I Must Be Walking Round In Circles.

: ^ (

Posted on 8 April 2008 @ 0:35 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

haha that was so funny Bigsis. Love has many disguises, so they are so bloody good, i have neveer seen behind them.

take care

Posted on 8 April 2008 @ 10:3 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

"Hey baby....how yooo doin' ?

*spoken like Joey, in friends*

; ^)

Posted on 8 April 2008 @ 12:43 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hi guys so uv all gone flirting mad eh! Hi kay kay hunny bunny how you doin! (:0) well ive seen alot of the girls flirting sugar lips but you havent replyed love, What av u been scared off oh com on they wot eat u YET!!!!!!!!

Posted on 9 April 2008 @ 21:8 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

He's done a runner...

Posted on 9 April 2008 @ 23:13 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Perhaps, our prince charming turned into a frog, oh no [.]

Hi Mandy! :] Hi Everyone!

Mandy, I am doing just fine.. a bit tired, but I am okay. I have been busy studying for finals this week, Eeek! But been slacking off and coming on the D.C, hehe.. it is so addicting!

*HUGS and KISSES* EVERYONE xx

Posted on 10 April 2008 @ 0:23 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Dun dun dun.....

May I introduce to you all some "Rainbow Kisses"

Hehe, Birdy would know what I am talking about...

The new addition to the educational things we have learned so far from this site. Oh my, I can't wait to see what the future has in store for us... I feel old :[

Posted on 10 April 2008 @ 0:29 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW! ARGGGG! EEEK! I think I prefer butt plugs in all places hunny oh well it take all sorts to make a world and a world to make allsorts....I like the little pink ones YUM!!!!Oh thats better! FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!(:0) Dun dun dun tiz the jaws music again......You feel old hunny com on your a springy chicken waiting to party with the fab new hair!!!!LOVE U SWEETYPIE XXXXXXXXXXXX (:0)

Posted on 10 April 2008 @ 4:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

N love the new kay kay piccy to sooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet just like its owner :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 10 April 2008 @ 4:7 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

O la la. MANDY :] Love the new picture icon of yourself. Is that a *muah* for everyone? ;] Too adorable ... I like it!

Posted on 20 April 2008 @ 7:37 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

It looks like im kissing EVERYONE EH!!!! Hunny bee! Im kissing me mates turtle (Thats sounds really rude or is it just me? Ive got a filthy mind) Anywho!! co co cookitu!!!!its pipin the turtle yea!!!!Seriously mate I cant stop laughing everytime I say it, Oh to be a fly on the wall in milly molly mandys house eh! kitten!!!!!!!!!Thanks anyho I'll just say yes if anyone else says anything as it makes I laugh tooooooooooooo much LOVE YOU SQUIDGILLIONS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 20 April 2008 @ 8:34 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I thought this was about flirting, well, where have all the guys gone. Come on you don juans, get flirting back with us girls.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i fancy a snog, haha xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 21 April 2008 @ 1:9 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Yea I no hunny, Thats what I thought where have all the MEEEEEEEEEEN GONE!!!!!!!Well the one who started this off would be a start I suppose FLIRT YA SCAREDY CAT!!!!!:)

heres a snog just for you you little sex pot you XXXXXXXXXXX @()@()@()@ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Posted on 21 April 2008 @ 16:38 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I didn't realise that was what it was all about, Waterloo! Come here you sexy piece of crumpet and I'll show you my collection of etchings! I could also take you on the boat and show you the 'Golden Rivet'!

How am I doing?

Posted on 21 April 2008 @ 18:6 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

If you were a phaser gun, you'd be set on 'stunning'...

Posted on 21 April 2008 @ 23:42 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

: )

Posted on 21 April 2008 @ 23:59 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night! Would you honestly be able to hear that without doing a spit take?

I heard a female comedian who described those little oragami folders that we used to make as girls - you know the ones - Pick A Color - B-l-u-e - Now, Pick a number - Then you open the inside to reveal a secret? She made one to bring into the bars with her and the answers inside were all things like "As If!", "Not in a Million Years!" and "F*** Off!" so that she could play the game with guys that tried hitting on her... Now that's so incredibly bitchy that it's funny... But not to the guys she met I'm guessing...

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 2:37 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Birdy, great origami story, made me laugh! Wish I'd thought of that one back in the day...

'Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.'

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 13:57 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

heh heh thats the sort of thing I would say Tisha!

Oh that's such a pretty dress you're wearing you must let me try it on some time....

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 14:29 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Wazzzz!!! Only if you borrow some tape too, and mind the neighbors, they're a bit nosy!

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 14:35 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Ohh nosey neighbours...! Quick gimme the heels too darling...and keep an eye out for the coppers...

*swishes out in sequined evening gown*

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 15:32 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Dahling, you've forgotten the tiara!!!

*muttering to myself* AND he's used up all my Chanel mascara again, the scamp.

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 16:15 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

The sequins are definitely clashing with the ZZ Top beard, Waz...

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 19:37 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh shoosh you with your jealousy birdy. :p

Another flirty thing we havent mentioned yet is body language eg; her body points towards you if interested but feet point away if not etc. So can be a bit disconcerting when she changes into full running gear and crouches down like a sprinter at the starting line waiting for your first word before bolting like an Olympic Gold Medalist...

Posted on 22 April 2008 @ 23:27 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Musta been Cougars! I find body language so much easier to read when the person is stark naked... What does it mean when the feet are behind their head? I can't believe I haven't had a martini and I'm posting this...

Posted on 23 April 2008 @ 3:58 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

YOGA!!!!!!Maybe or mabe the rabbit is all over the place or maybe Im just all over the place :)

Posted on 23 April 2008 @ 11:15 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!!

: )

Posted on 25 April 2008 @ 14:57 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I thought this was a flirt message????

Posted on 25 April 2008 @ 16:32 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

LOL Queen Emmy, the orginal poster hasn't been back since way back when... we naughty aunties here have been sharing some funny pick up lines since then...

I expect our original poster has no idea about that!

Welcome to the forum, you'll find that we're here often with silly messages and jokes. Hope you enjoy them!

Tisha

Posted on 25 April 2008 @ 17:17 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

You like my name? You should hear my phone number!

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You've been a bad boy. Now go to my room!!

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Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

Posted on 26 April 2008 @ 12:44 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

BigSis, you really always cheer me up, what a wit. Yes, Queen Emmy we are all a daft bunch, and you will get used to us in time, hopefully you hang around and we dont put you off!!!

take care

Posted on 26 April 2008 @ 13:49 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

I aim to please, Waterloo...glad I can cheer you up.

Now, can you or anyone else here ~ please answer me these questions...

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?...and why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when someone throws a revolver at him?...or why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?...also please tell me why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars out there, yet they always check when you say the paint is wet?

...and if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Can someone tell me why people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every 2 hours?...and on the subject of babies....If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If quizzes are quizzical ~ what are tests? {This one kills me!!!} Now if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?....and last but not least, why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat???!s

{I know this was totally off thread, but I really needed to get these off my chest}.

xXx

Posted on 26 April 2008 @ 14:30 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hunny Tarzan doesnt have a beard cause cheeter got a special deal on mac three, Em!!!!superman just gets twitchy when things are chucked at his head hun he should take a valium, Kamikaze pilots wear helmets to make make you wonder why they wear them! If you tell someone that the paint is wet its human nature to pop ur finger on it mostly you will find this in the kids after they have been told not to draw on the walls and the itch just get to much so you will find little boats and planes drawn everywere 1 day after you've painted but it gets abit of a piss take when they are 26...I do sleep like a baby so I always feel for someone who says that! mine woke every two hrs (YAWN!) BABY OIL!!!!! Em!!!!!!Sperm maybe!!!!? morality well, manner, character, proper behavior" MAYBE MORONS can be added to that list! And as for the toaster bloody thing drive me nuts its either not done and is still bloody bread or cremated no half way hun....I do hope Ive helped a little sweetheart WITH LOTS OF LOVE N HUGS MANDY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (:0)

Posted on 26 April 2008 @ 20:51 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Gee thanks Mandy, i'll be able to sleep tonight.

Oh, one more...

Why does your Obstetrician/Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they're going to have a butchers up there anyway??

That one's always puzzed me, and can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

Posted on 26 April 2008 @ 21:6 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnums, posted over a year ago

Why do Doctors take your bloody blood pressure right before they give you a pap smear and then complain that it's too high? Can we ask them to bend over and then take theirs? Up Periscope!

Posted on 27 April 2008 @ 0:50 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

A Gynaecologist always leaves to room to rub his hands together instead of the bloody speculum cause thats a cold shock when that gets shoved up ya kiber!!!!!He should be going out to warm the bloody thing up...got one booked for next week oh what joy, no sex for 24hrs before my arse!!!! Blind people do dream they dream of taste sound some dream of colour music and such things, If someone went blind from an accident or diabetes then the memorys stay with you and the people that have been in your life that you dream of never age, Ive worked also with a few blind people and this to me was a very interesting convo...I'll ask my doc nexy week if he want to bend over hun and up the periscope! Then mabe i'll get it warm :)

Posted on 27 April 2008 @ 4:57 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Whoa Mandy! I have just recently seen a close up picture of you :] How lovely! You look fab! But why the frown? :[ Would love to see that frown turn 'UP'side.. *SMILE* :D -HUGS

You all look so FAB.. IRISH49, BIGSIS- Yes, I so saw it the other day! :] and all you brave aunties showing the 'real' you. Just lovely... very lovely indeed :]

Posted on 27 April 2008 @ 6:30 (London time) - permalink
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BigSis, posted over a year ago

Thanks Kay, you look pretty cuddly too. xXx

NOW HERE YOU GO ~ THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ =

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

116 years.

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador.

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses.

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

November.

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur.

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after which creature? Dogs.

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert.

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson.

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

New Zealand.

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course).

What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)

Posted on 27 April 2008 @ 11:20 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Hi kay kay hunny its not so much as a frown as ive had a few to many drinky poo's TEE! HEE! (:0) If you look to the right you can see my son holding me up just!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 27 April 2008 @ 19:7 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Now ive popped the poor sod there in full view hunny bless eh!!!!!Thats what kids are for hold you up when ya (fallin) down!!!!!!!(:0) xxxxxxxxx

Posted on 28 April 2008 @ 16:11 (London time) - permalink
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