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Halloween

eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers

Posted on 15 October 2014 @ 20:29 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Posted on 16 October 2014 @ 18:20 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

22 hours..WTF?

Posted on 17 October 2014 @ 16:11 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I'm gonna forget the punchline.....

Posted on 17 October 2014 @ 21:6 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

I'll bite -- how *do* rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Posted on 17 October 2014 @ 22:18 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Thanks CG...oh now I remember

pump kin

Posted on 20 October 2014 @ 2:21 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

If it were not for CG I would not have gotten that off before the holiday!

Posted on 20 October 2014 @ 2:22 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

OK, back at ya:

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?

Posted on 20 October 2014 @ 6:21 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

The doughnuts have two holes instead of one?

Posted on 21 October 2014 @ 14:7 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

All the jelly filling has been sucked out.

Posted on 21 October 2014 @ 16:37 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Why do vampires need mouthwash?

Posted on 21 October 2014 @ 19:58 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Because they're offended by garlic breath?

Posted on 22 October 2014 @ 0:50 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Because they have bat breath...

Posted on 23 October 2014 @ 13:48 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Why was the mummy so tense?

Posted on 23 October 2014 @ 15:22 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

He was wound too tightly?

Posted on 23 October 2014 @ 18:36 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Right!!

Posted on 23 October 2014 @ 18:47 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?

Posted on 23 October 2014 @ 19:10 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

He gets vaporized? I don't know!

Posted on 24 October 2014 @ 1:40 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

He'll be mist ...

Posted on 24 October 2014 @ 6:43 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?

Posted on 24 October 2014 @ 14:0 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Buckle up.

Um.

Posted on 24 October 2014 @ 19:49 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

They Boo-kle their seat belts!

Posted on 24 October 2014 @ 20:47 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Ouch!

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

Posted on 24 October 2014 @ 21:24 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Jack-O'Super glue?

Posted on 25 October 2014 @ 13:37 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

With a pumpkin patch.

Posted on 26 October 2014 @ 4:52 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

What does a vampire NEVER order at a restaurant?

Posted on 27 October 2014 @ 17:41 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

The blue platelet special?

Posted on 27 October 2014 @ 21:10 (London time) - permalink
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C. Grant, posted over a year ago

Eggs sunny side up?

Posted on 28 October 2014 @ 2:39 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

A stake sandwich

Posted on 28 October 2014 @ 16:18 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Posted on 28 October 2014 @ 18:6 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Doe-a-fear?

Posted on 29 October 2014 @ 11:47 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Bamboo I don't know why but this one really makes me chuckle..

Posted on 29 October 2014 @ 15:20 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

That's pretty funny!

Posted on 29 October 2014 @ 15:39 (London time) - permalink
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