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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Hey what happened to the free Malaysian?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 15:53 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

the naked one

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 15:54 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Maybe he suffered from shrinkage?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 16:55 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

could be but the price was right

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 18:13 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

what was the bait he was danglin?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 18:23 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Of course transportation might be rather expensive, plus I'd have to pay for clothes...can't fly naked. Where the heck is Malaysia??? Is it far from North Carolina?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 18:24 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

The bait??? well I've always been a sucker for "free", usually I like the by one get one free kinda thing

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 18:26 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

I think the TSA frowns on clothes--messes with their security checks, ya know.

Ah, so you usually like the BOGO, and are unused to GATNYWFF?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 18:35 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Let's see, is that: Get A Tiny Nude Yokel With Foreskin Free?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 18:58 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Oooo, good guess! I like yours better than mine.

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 19:1 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Get A Tubercular Nearsighted Yammering Whelp For Free?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 19:18 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Gross and Tasteless Nasty Yucky Wasted Fat Freaks

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 20:42 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Actually, it was 'get all the nudity you want for free!'

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 20:43 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Get A Toothy Nematode Yearning Wantonly For Free?

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 20:44 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Ahh I see...so where did the free nude Malaysian go? We may never know...

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 20:46 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

There was a bright light from above.... then a loud 'whooshing' noise... and then notes like 'da dah DUH DOOOH da' played, slowly at first, then faster and faster...

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 21:1 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Tish you really need to look into becoming a romance novelist...throw some throbbing manhood in there and...zowie

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 21:21 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Torn bodices? Pulsing veins? Fluttery feelings?

heehee!

Eyes gasped as the nude Malaysian flung his glance her way, her comfy pajama jeans suddenly felt warm and dampish. Was that the passion stirring within her? The thrilling reverberation of some deep internal primal drum? No, dammit, she'd spilled her frappucino again.

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 21:54 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Bodices and pajama jeans my kind of uniform! Let me know if you need an agent kiddo. It was either the frappucino (whatever the hell that is) or I sneezed..same effect

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 21:58 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Ah yes, the inconvenient sneeze....

Deal on the agent thingy. You have to write the titles and the captions for the artwork.

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 22:2 (London time) - permalink
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celtic_tiger, posted over a year ago

I feel like I have walked into a parallel universe......

Posted on 27 June 2011 @ 23:16 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

"Mrrow" purred the tiger in her sultry Celtic accent. This unexpected noise, startled the nude Malaysian, known to his friends as Gnudi, and he dropped his ukelele.

Posted on 28 June 2011 @ 0:21 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

Which he couldn't play anyhow due to the fact that he was missing three digits more or less on both hands and which also accounted for Gnudi being discounted to free not to mention naked. Buttons or zippers were just not options for the Malaysian. Nothing wrong with his hearing however. He turned to stare into the enticing eyes of the meowing cat from a parallel universe.

Posted on 28 June 2011 @ 18:10 (London time) - permalink
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DenimandLace44, posted over a year ago

Come on EYES!!!! What man needs more than two digits to undo zippers or buttons...:D

Posted on 29 June 2011 @ 13:30 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

You're right DL and Gnudi has a mighty fine set of choppers

Posted on 29 June 2011 @ 13:45 (London time) - permalink
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