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Helen1986Helen1986, posted over a year ago

Q) There is a vibrator and a tampon walking down the road which one do you speak to first?

A) None because they are both stuck up cunts.

Posted on 19 September 2006 @ 20:55 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

HA HA. GOOD JOKE IVE HEARD THAT B4 AND FOR SOME REASON CALL ME A IDIOT I STILL FIND IT FUNNY!

Posted on 25 September 2006 @ 23:35 (London time) - permalink
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snowbirdsnowbird, posted over a year ago

How do you know when a tart is having an orgasm??

When she drops her chips!! - (ok, I know it's old but still a goodie none the less, lol)!

Posted on 9 October 2006 @ 14:20 (London time) - permalink
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WendygWendyg, posted over a year ago

Ermmm I dont get it Snowbird... Blonde day perhaps!!!

Posted on 9 October 2006 @ 14:34 (London time) - permalink
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David LewisDavid Lewis, posted over a year ago

A guy walks into a general store and buys 3 bags of cotton wool and a ball of string and hands it to the cashier. The cashier looks confused and asks why he is buying such items. He says to the young girl, "Well yesterday I asked my wife to buy me 600 cigarettes and she came back with 4 packets of tobacco and 3 packs of cigarette papers. She said it was lesss expensive" Still the cashier looks confused. The guy then goes on to explain, "She has sent me out for a mutipack of tampax, if she expects me to roll my own, she can do the same"

Posted on 9 October 2006 @ 14:39 (London time) - permalink
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snowbirdsnowbird, posted over a year ago

hahahahaha, good 'un!!

(Sorry, Wendyg, she was eating chips at the time!)

Posted on 9 October 2006 @ 15:42 (London time) - permalink
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WendygWendyg, posted over a year ago

Oh... sorry snowbird.. but me still dont get it... why would a tart be eating chips... these types of jokes are wasted on me lol... totally blonde day!!

Posted on 9 October 2006 @ 16:26 (London time) - permalink
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snowbirdsnowbird, posted over a year ago

Just the fact that she would not have her mind 'on the main manouever,' as it were - the chips would be the main thing on her mind/more important to her...(who would still be holding onto chips, when making love?!?)

....personally, I would have put the food down long ago!

Posted on 9 October 2006 @ 17:1 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I HAVE A JOKE BUT IT IS VERY OFFENSIFE I HEARD IT IN THE PUB THE OTHER DAY SO ITS NOT REALLY ME SAYING IT SO IM NOT RASIST. BUT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR IT LET ME KNOW MY FELLER FINDS IT HOLOURIOS BUT HIS JUST NASTY LOL.

Posted on 10 October 2006 @ 0:15 (London time) - permalink
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katzkittenkatzkitten, posted over a year ago

go on tell us. cud do wit a gud laff

Posted on 15 October 2006 @ 0:7 (London time) - permalink
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ToriaToria, posted over a year ago

A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal one off of the hat rack. When he gets there, the priest is giving his sermon on the Ten Commandments. Something in the sermon gives the man a flash of insight and, after mass, the man goes to confession to tell the priest what he was going to do...

Man: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

Father: Go ahead, son.

Man: I lost my hat and I came to church today to steal a hat off of the rack.

Father: Is that so?

Man: But then I heard you talking about the Ten Commandments and I changed my mind.

Father: Really? My son, did you make this decision when I was discussing the commandment: "Thou shalt not steal?"

Man: No. It was when you started talking about "Thou shalt not commit adultery" that I remembered where my hat was!

Posted on 15 October 2006 @ 2:30 (London time) - permalink
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