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, posted over a year ago

I confess I subscribe to the Church of Godzilla. I'm that much of a fan.

And I ate dirt as a kid and even now, the smell of a potato makes my mouth water.

I have dreams of Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt and they want my baby.

Posted on 2 December 2008 @ 22:56 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Well the last bit about Angie n Brad my son dreams the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When we were young my sister and brother used to bet each other we couldn't run down the garden (its quite long) and touch the horrible wall that was covered in ivy n al sorts of crap, My brother whispered to me we go half way and see if she goes the whole way, She did...I ate dirt and the occasional worm by mistook..Oh n the doggy biscuits :)

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 8:13 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I would write in this thread but I wouldn't want Dear Cupid's database to crash.So I pass...

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 10:20 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Yah, my cousins convinced me doggie treats were cookies so I ate them. Dry as all heck.

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 15:58 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Well since I'm confessing...I smoked a joint when I was four and drank when I was eight and puked all over my older sis's new designer jeans. I hated the feeling of not being in total control of your body, thoughts, feelings. So determined to never do those things ever again.

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 16:0 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I made tuna fish sandwiches for my little cousins only I used cat food.

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 16:38 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

HEHEHE!!!!!!LOL!!!!(:0)

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 17:9 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

deviled eggs!!!!Mate I serry arsely though they were some evil little eggs! :) until I googled after seeing your post, I want some of those they look scrumdidllydumcious! I'm starving now, I think it round to eyes for deviled eggs YEA!

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 17:18 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Bugs sneaking in .....

I have drunk 2 big glasses of beer on a dare from one of my husband's cousins.I felt shocked that I didn't even feel a little dizzy.My husband was even more shocked.

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 17:48 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

I'd be more than proud to make you ladies some deviled eggs and I promise to refrain from any Tuna Fish" sandwiches...hee

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 18:28 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Before we got together, my other half left her camera lying about when she went away for the weekend, so I took a couple of snapshots of my 'swingin' sirloin' and put the camera back where it came from.

When she took the film to be developed she asked for two sets of prints. When she went to collect them, the girl behind the counter had quite a smile on her face when she handed over the package with the comment "That WAS two sets of prints wasn't it Mrs *******?"

She couldn't understand what the girl was smiling about until she got home and looked through them. Said she could never go into that particular shop ever again. Her then boyfriend was even less impressed.....

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 18:42 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

You dog you

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 19:39 (London time) - permalink
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Tisha-1, posted over a year ago

Ohhh, Benny Phil, you're leading with your chin here....

Okay, I can't restrain myself. Was the then boyfriend less impressed with the picture or could it possibly have been the sirloin? 8^D

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 19:39 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Why couldn't I see that one coming? (slaps head).

I think he said something like "Harrumph!!" To be honest, I think he was jealous. She dumped him for me anyway. And he was a lawyer, would you believe! (:o)

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 20:18 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Must have been the pic.Shakes head....

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 20:25 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

"Harrumph!!" I think I shall try to work that into tonight's dinner conversation..."Honey would you like more gravy on your, Harrumph, potatoes?"

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 21:51 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

So it's deviled eggs and striplin sirloin at Eyes house...got it.

Man...that was an awesome story Phil. *laughs with glee*

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 23:25 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh, I'll bring the stuffing. Should go with the gravy and taters.

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 23:25 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I'm sure she stuck around because you knew what to do with the steak...or it could be rapist wit!

Posted on 3 December 2008 @ 23:28 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Geez...I have this hankering for a good juicy 'sirloin' now. lol

To my bf:

"Fire up the barbeque, dear..."

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 0:40 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Sure Irish...you forgot to say...naked ! :P

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 1:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Ha, Fade. I have to say, are you the only one who got my 'naughty' innuendo? Smart girl..great minds think alike. Sadly, the bf didn't get my drift, either..*sigh*

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 4:39 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

*laughs* That happens alot with me as well. Sure men are horny non stop...but can't figure out a hit to the head when the woman wants some fun. ;)

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 4:41 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

am very shy when it comes to these things.I just blush and the message is passed.Hee Hee...

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 8:9 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I was the naughtiest kid in school and college.I was a tomboy.I have punched and kicked so many guys at school.When I was 14 I had a floor rolling fight with one of the guys who threw my notebook out.Other people from the class came running to separate us.The fight was that bad with chairs and tables toppling over.He didn't win.Did I just hear a cheer from everyone around?.

I laugh so much thinking about it now...One of my worst enemies at school is one of my best friends of today.We had a good laugh about those times...

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 8:17 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Oh you brought tears to my eyes uncy phil, Talk about laugh out fookin loud I made people jump!!!!!

Bugs you n me would have got on fine, There was this guy at school who would not leave me alone a little comment here a little comment there, NEVER SHUTTING UP! Well I did not and I repeat did not mean to kick him so hard, Thats on me life....I forgot that Id got me new second hand well cool in boots on, As mother had said NO! To many times until me dad found a pair that was going beggin :) ahhhhhh!

Well my children often ask how the little boy from Sark is MUM!!!!

I really just meant to say stop I've had enough, But for once my mouth stayed closed and my leg flick up and before I new it there was blood everywhere and teachers.. And the gobby little shit was on the floor, Then in a Ambulance and then taken back to sark (BEAUTIFUL ISLAND)....I've asked for forgiveness and for breaking my brother friends nose playing rugby....I'm asking again now ! :)

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 9:53 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I forgot to mention it was a 'Point and Shoot' camera ...... chuckle chuckle!

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 11:4 (London time) - permalink
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eyeswideopen, posted over a year ago

and you aimed at your precious package!!!!????

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 13:31 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle Phil, you naughty boy! Your antics bring a whole new mneaning to camera "exposure'! (hehe)

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 15:22 (London time) - permalink
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Oh no...not the punny stuff...:P

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 16:52 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh Fade - I'm sure you meant 'Rapier Wit'. Can't imagine that there's anything witty about the other kind!

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 17:26 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Oh my heck. It's a quote from Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey says it. Doink!

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 18:18 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Wasn't Doink a clown in the wrestling thingy..Maybe its me going Doink LOL!! Strange things stick with me, Like kids :)

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 19:24 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Kids stick to you?

Is that the equiv of that one joke that got me kicked out of grade four french class?

A Bear and a Rabbit are taking a dump in the woods and the Bear turns to the Rabbit and asks if he has trouble with poop sticking to his fur.

The Rabbit shakes his head no.

The Bear then picks up the Rabbit and wipes his backside with the Rabbit. :P

Posted on 4 December 2008 @ 23:1 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I am never going to take a dump with a bear.:D

Posted on 5 December 2008 @ 8:7 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Oh for goodness sake at least let me take my first sip of tea you two LOL!!!!!!(:0)

Posted on 5 December 2008 @ 8:28 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Did you get your sip of tea in?

What shall I confess today...hmmm...should I behave...jeesh...

I have an aversion to public restrooms and have a photo album in my facebook of public toilets.

I lay down double tp before hovering over should I commit to sitting my chubby ass down or just hover...

Posted on 18 December 2008 @ 4:19 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Much safer to hover - you never know whether or not some smartass joker was in there before you with a tube of superglue.

One of my several jobs in the Navy was testing and recharging fire extinguishers.

I'll explain how a foam fire extinguisher works. There are two containers - the inner and the outer. The inner contains a quantity of aluminium sulphate powder dissolved in water and its capacity is about 3/4 pint. The outer contains bicarbonate of soda dissolved in water and its capacity is about 2 gallons. The contents of the containers are kept separate by a rubber sealing washer under spring pressure which is released when the 'T' handle of the extinguisher is released. When the extinguisher is then turned upside down and shaken the two solutions mix and instantly expand into 16 gallons of foam. A two-pack of the powders is used when recharging the extinguisher.

A mate and I went into a public toilet and put the aluminium sulphate in the bowl and the bicarbonate of soda in the cistern above. Then we went into the adjacent car park and waited. Most amusing. But apparently not for the fella that came flying out the door dripping with foam, trousers around his ankles.

Posted on 18 December 2008 @ 13:9 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Okay. A most excellent confession. :P

Charlie Chaplin, from way back, is classic knee slapping.

Up close, it's tragic, painful.

Since it has been years...this is definitely something to guffaw over.

;)

Posted on 18 December 2008 @ 16:13 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Today's confess...

guess more of an odd story that I still get labelled a perv over.

Grade 10, near end of typing...I like the guy who sits behind me, he's in Grade 11 and a hella hot version of Jean Luc Picard with hair. Same sexy smile. Woo!

Richard B. I often would spin around and chat with him before break and just say things to make him smile that smile that made the baby frog in my undies leap about.

One day, his bud walked in and was chatting with him. I spun around and to not be rude. Just zoned out a bit, waiting for Richard to pay me some attention.

A movement brought me back to the NOW. When my brain registered, where I had zoned out before all of this, his friend was not in that area, and when I was brought to, his friend has just covered his erection with his black binder with some Science sticker on it.

I was taken a back and looked up at the bud and then to Richard.

Richard had no smile on his red face. Just a disappointed look.

Richard stopped talking to me for weeks.

This still bothers me to this day...

So unfair but so funny. :P

Posted on 18 December 2008 @ 21:18 (London time) - permalink
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Hee Hee.

Posted on 18 December 2008 @ 21:37 (London time) - permalink
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