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How to have a sex dream tonight

rosabella20, posted 17 weeks ago

If you want a sex dream tonight do the following:

Say This Out Loud Before You Go To Sleep:

"I WISH TO PLAY SQUIRT COUNTRY."

Then go to sleep...

And watch what happens...

Posted on 27 March 2008 @ 23:58 (London time) - permalink
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Hope_123Hope_123, posted 16 weeks ago

How is that supposed to work??

Posted on 30 March 2008 @ 19:30 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

Load of old tosh!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 31 March 2008 @ 10:12 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

will I get pregnant if I snore though!!!!!(:0)

Posted on 31 March 2008 @ 21:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

Mmm.. I can see that working.. :]

Posted on 31 March 2008 @ 21:58 (London time) - permalink
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BigSisBigSis, posted 16 weeks ago

How can you possibly get pregnant if you snore?! How Silly!!

You could, however, get pregnant if your man sneezes during oral sex!

LOL! heeheehee!!!

: )

Posted on 31 March 2008 @ 23:51 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

If he sneezes twice will i have twins ????????????? xxxx

Posted on 1 April 2008 @ 7:27 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

One for a wish! Two for a kiss n Three for something better!!!! So its a possibility hunny, The possabilitys are endless on this site xxxxxx

Posted on 1 April 2008 @ 11:59 (London time) - permalink
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BigSisBigSis, posted 16 weeks ago

How to have a sex dream tonight?

Try to imagine her bein' really tight

Just be on your guard

And make sure you are hard

And her tightness will feel like a bite!

; )

Posted on 1 April 2008 @ 17:6 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

Just think of russel crow in the gladiator!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO! That will do it!:) yummy!

Posted on 2 April 2008 @ 14:7 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 16 weeks ago

Jack Sparrow, mmmmmmmmmm xx

Posted on 2 April 2008 @ 14:13 (London time) - permalink
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Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil, posted 15 weeks ago

Pirates of the Caribbean! Arrrrrgggghhh, Jim Lad!!!!!

Posted on 11 April 2008 @ 22:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 15 weeks ago

Pineapples (mmmm i fancy some now) sorry i am in the middle of a dream.xx

Posted on 12 April 2008 @ 0:40 (London time) - permalink
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birdynumnumsbirdynumnums, posted 15 weeks ago

Gerard Butler - Ooooh Lawdy! Am I having a hot flash? He could put his slippers under my bed any day...

Posted on 12 April 2008 @ 1:36 (London time) - permalink
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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

Hot flashes?? Jeez,Birdy, my partner said we saved a pile of money on energy bills this winter because-I heated up the whole house with my 'hot flashes'! (heehee) As for 'sex dreams'..what sex dreams? The 'hot flashes' kept me awake at night. *sigh* :P

Posted on 12 April 2008 @ 3:16 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 15 weeks ago

Hot flushes (flashes) russel crow, n jack sparrow are enough to give anyone hot flushes save a hell of alot on electric with them warmin you up at nite ooooooh im naughty, But its a nice thought OH n sailors of course uncle phil (:0) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on 12 April 2008 @ 12:45 (London time) - permalink
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Irish49Irish49, posted 15 weeks ago

I'd rather get hot flushes than hot 'flashes', Mandy!! At my age, a hot flash only means that mid life and menopause can be annoying as hell. heehee

Posted on 12 April 2008 @ 16:0 (London time) - permalink
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, posted 15 weeks ago

Hunny thats what the flushes mean here, As well as thinking naughty thoughts love...:)

Posted on 12 April 2008 @ 16:10 (London time) - permalink
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BigSisBigSis, posted 14 weeks ago

Oh I dunno...I wouldn't mind the odd hot flash now an'again.

: )

Posted on 14 April 2008 @ 8:6 (London time) - permalink
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