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Well, since ol' Wazzy Waz's bar is missing, I've decided to open up my own one. Thanks for the name BigSis, you're a huge help.
I'll be wanting pepper to do the cleaning, she's really good at it. Don't worry, alcohol is free in here, but you pay rent for the chair you sit on, the table you use and the piece of ground you're standing on if you aren't sitting.
Diovan better have her handcuffs at the ready, so when we get the male strippers in here we can ensure they don't run away from us naughty aunts.
The following is a list of rules that will apply only before you're 7th drink,seeing as we don't like sober people in our bars (only in the mornings when we recover from the previous night).
1. When entering the bar, all personal belongings hould be handed to the owner, such as car keys, money and everything of the likes. I will ensure it is returned to you when you are drunk and will then be charging for the drinks.
2. Everything said or done in this bar can and will be used against you in a court of humiliation.
3. More men will be needed to be recruited, so ladies get on it.
4. Everyone will be drinking.
So that's the rules.
Anyone need a job? The management position needs to be filled.
And workers are allowed to drink out the evenings stock, because there's plenty more where that came from.
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Posted on 16 November 2008 @ 17:56 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted
over a year ago
BigSis, posted
over a year ago