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NEW DC JAILHOUSE OPEN

, posted over a year ago

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION... PLEASE BE UPSTANDING FOR THE LAW....

I am your judge and I am the Jury, I have the power and the power is mine....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itmNiTwHOsM

We have had a serious case of larceny and arceny (fire burning for all you stupid folk) We have the JUDGE DREAD TEAM on the case and we will bring the criminal in....

We are examining the prints left at the WAZ BAR last night... this person has left clues and we will find them and track them down....

I AM JUDGE DREAD, AND I AM THE LAW... WE WILL FIND YOU, YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T HIDE....

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION --- JUDGEMENT IS GUILTY, don't cry, rude girls and boys don't cry... THE SENTANCE IS 100years... I HAVE SPOKEN AND I AM THE LAW....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUWpovcGjQ0

Hush up, don't cry, you have been sentanced, find the criminal and put them in jail...

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 13:12 (London time) - permalink
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lotsofgiggles123, posted over a year ago

quickly comes to the door leaves 1000 dollars for furniture and drinks quicly leaves hmmmmm maybe ok leaves two bottles of vodka and a penut bowl i hope this helps *quickly leaves*

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 15:31 (London time) - permalink
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lotsofgiggles123, posted over a year ago

comes bac and takes five of the dollars i need to get bac to meh house oh wait some people here are in england leaves l0000 england dollars

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 15:43 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Tis ok young lass you are forgiven. *hands back "english dollars"*

Can I move to have the case dismissed now your honour Diovan m'lud?

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 16:14 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

What, hey... OVERULLED, BIG TIME... I AM JUDGE ONE HUNDRED YEARS, I AM NOT FINISHED YET...

Arceny (burning things) = 100 years

Bribing JUDGE DREAD = 200 years

Drinking in me court = 300 years

Larceny (taking back £5 english dollars) = 500years

THE COURT HAS SPOKEN, THE SENTANCE HAS BEEN SET AT 500years in jail....

*Give me back that money... Diovan counts it up...*

Because you brought peanuts and alcohol, and you brought money too... ME IN MY MAJESTY WILL BE KIND AND PARDON YOU, you can thank me on your way out... SENTANCE HAS BEEN LIFTED DUE TO KINDNESS OF JUDGE....

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 17:1 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Whoa...

No1 vote her into office!

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 17:27 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I vote for lotsofgigs for succesfully bribing a judge with "english dollars". Methinks the judge was less sober than the defendant when accepting that..hur hur hur.

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 17:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

I agree, there is no such thing as English dollars...

Hummm...

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 17:56 (London time) - permalink
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lotsofgiggles123, posted over a year ago

hey sorry i dont know the term for britan like money im sooo sorry thank yalls if anyone forgave meh try to get a bottle of vodlka mixes it with ginger ale mmmmmmm tasty

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 18:2 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Ooh sorry I thought you were pretending to be drunk

lol I am sorry. And its the Pound Sterling

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 18:21 (London time) - permalink
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pepper27, posted over a year ago

Im still having a parteeeeeeeeeeeeee!.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMFYs3gfgis

Posted on 25 August 2008 @ 20:45 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

JUDGE 100years dosen't look kindly on JAILBREAKS... Be carefully Mrs Pepperpot, they'll be no dancing criminals here....

*JUDGE DREAD checks money out*

"mmm.. I know a man, who knows a man, who knows a man... It'll be just fine" (BIG, BIG SMILE)

Posted on 26 August 2008 @ 13:57 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

lol haha ur crazy

Posted on 26 August 2008 @ 14:1 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

We got real small cages for small insect things, so watch your language here.... (Diovanlestat frown at small lizard)

Oh, you were talking to someone else... well off course you was, Gecko's aren't crazy, they're just small.....

COURT IS NOW AJOURNED... (Diovanlestat takes out playgirl magazine and gets busy reading the latest courting news)

Posted on 26 August 2008 @ 14:31 (London time) - permalink
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, posted over a year ago

Haha you are funny Diovan...

lol real small cages?! I'd like to see me in a 'real small cage', good thing I'm putting on weight and made my alliances with the Komodo dragon early...

Muhahahaaa they can break me out and kill you all!!

Posted on 26 August 2008 @ 15:34 (London time) - permalink
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