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reader, Medic  +, writes (12 August 2008):
Your condition if you want to call it that is very common. The "farting" noise comes from air within the vagina. Often if the male has a smaller penis, air escapes from around the penis, causing these "farting" noises. It's nothing big. Air and moisture in the vagina during intercourse will sometimes cause this noise.
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 May 2008): do not worry about it girl, i've also had that have had girls do the same thing! you do not mean it, it is just something that you experience during you and your loved one intercoarse! seriously do not worry about and enjoy the sex instead of worrying about! Anyway i'm only 20 and you probably do not care for my advice but hopefully it can ease the feeling and leave you wit nothing to worry about! Anyways all the best to you and your partner and have a great marriage, CONGRATULATIONS on your marriage and the best of luck
Yours sincerly, Leigh Quinn
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reader, anonymous, writes (21 May 2008): darling we all do it. cancel your marriage until further notice. you seriously need to see a doctor because My mom had this experience and it turned out to be a kind of cervical cancer
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 May 2008): OMG!!!!!!!! I thought I was the only one, I did not feel normal. But now I feel much better I'm not the only one. It is so freakin' ambarresing for me, I just want it to stop.But it does not bother my partner at all, although it turns me off completely!
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 April 2008): hehe
yep, almost always happens to me and my husband. we have sex doggy style mostly and go for it pretty hard with me hanging over the sofa, legs in the air. it does not happen during, only after. when i read the above reply about the volcano i bloody laughed, its just like pulling a post sex plug and all the air comes blowing out, like a whistle the act is over :-) we always laugh!
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 April 2008): often times that noise, actually called "queefing" is from your partner position and him pushing air inside of you. it happens to me sometimes when we get a little too into it.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 April 2008): the human body can make all sorts of noises when in a state of emotional feeling.Say like you had sex your vagina would tingle
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 April 2008): omg. I'm terrified of having sex...I felt like the only reason why this was happening was due to getting loose.I would not sleep with no one for a while since I had that fear of making that noise and feeling so humiliated.Wow, reading this at least makes me feel like I'm not the only one out there, so I'm goona get it on tonight!! lolThanks people.[Moderator Note]Posts written entirely in block capitals will usually be disallowed. Please keep it tidy for our users. Thanks.
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reader, anonymous, writes (6 April 2008): it's a queef.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef
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reader, anonymous, writes (29 March 2008): OMG! Thank you so much! This happend to me last night and I was totally humiliated! I felt like I had to explain it to my husband, but I didn't even know myself! All I knew was that it came from my vagina and not the other hole. Only thing is I'm the only partner my husband has had so this was the first time he'd ever heard/seen it happen, so I was scared he wouldn't believe me.
He wasn't bothered by it like I was though, he was just like "can we please still finish?".
Anyway, now I have the answers and it's all thanks to whoever posted the question, so thanks for being so brave!
Thanks,
Feeling Much Better Now
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 March 2008): this is not a prob..
my self..I dig it..its almost a complement..you must be fucking me well
dont panic..its OK!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 February 2008): this is great, i love all of these totally real answer and no one is being stupid about it. it's happened to me and i really think is humiliating too, but it sounds like most guys love it. (which makes me feel so much better!!! THANKS BOYS!!)the first time i did it, it freaked me out-but now i know it's nothing....and my guy knew what it was and that it was normal...(which was weird to me that this kid has sex 101 knowledge) but so it's all fine and nothing to worry about...it\s a queef. but if it still bothers you like it does me...turn up the music hun.
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 February 2008): Yeah it is trapped air. LOL why dont you guys just turn the music very loud when your about to have sex if its that embrassing I've done that a few times
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reader, anonymous, writes (18 February 2008): you are a very lucky woman!!!!!!!!!!! Love that sound...an over active vagina is what I call it. Love it.
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 February 2008): Aw don't worry infact this happened to me last night. Infact it was after sex well it never happened the first time but the second time it did. I was embarassed when it first happened but he didnt even seem to notice. Suppose he was too occupied lol. It realy does happen to everyone so try to just ignore it and have fun. If it does bother ur male partner tell him to grow up and grow a bigger dick as then you would't have this problem
And to the guy that videod his girlfriend ewwww gross silly pig of a man!
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 February 2008): i am also going through this but it only started after i gave birth. hop it wil end coz its quite embarassing. i get it when i start up especially from a sitting/bending position and occassionally after sex. hop it'l end.
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reader, anonymous, writes (30 January 2008): My girlfriends have only had this happen very rarely after sex not during, which from the other posts here tells me what i already knew, that i have a near flawless technique and a big penis. yay for me.
For you less fortunate girls, i'd recommend some of the same advice given here: tell the dipshit to quit pulling out and back in (unless you like it - although i dont think pumping air into there is the most healthy thing), change positions, use more lube, or just find yourself an italian stallion. (we're recognizable by our dark hair and big noses)
Also he should know what is causing that sound and you shouldnt be embarrased - maybe he should.
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reader, anonymous, writes (26 January 2008): Well i suggest, i'm actually being serious...
First of all, before you and your partner get intimate, rub some baby oil, or and oil of that such on it, lubrication and it make stop it getting dry and air escaping. Clitoris piercing can loosen the vagina and sometimes may stop the air escaping, before you think about it, discuss it with your partner.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 January 2008): the man when he makes love to you pushes air into your vagina and it comes out soundinf like a fart so tell him to go a little slower when hes having fun!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (10 January 2008): When me and my girlfriend have sex and this happens it turns me on so much. I love the sound and i try to go harder and faster. Its mind *%*k ing. I love it.
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reader, anonymous, writes (9 January 2008): hey don't worry about it its COMPLETELY (sp?) normal, everyone has had it happened, just do KEGELS. they help! it tightens the muscles down there and it makes for less embarrassing noises.
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reader, anonymous, writes (9 January 2008): to the "male reader, anonymous, writes (2 January 2008"
YOU recorded her while doing it, without her knowing?
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 January 2008): OMG this is terribly embaresing, it happened to me yesterday ! I thought I was goinna die. He was just like WTF, All I could do was just lay there, face was real red, mortafied as can be. But he started laughing so we just laughed it off.*I came on this site to try to figure out what the hell this noise was.Thnxx
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 January 2008): I know how u feel, it is so embarassing. I know with doggie it happens to me and when we finish it is like a volcanno of air. I hate it. It only started after my third baby. Has anyone had any success with pelvic floor exercises working? let me know.
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reader, anonymous, writes (2 January 2008): Well lovely i think he must love you enough to do that.
Most men would be completely turned off And probably run away. What a gentleman.
Also The People above are lyeing!
I had a girl like you once, In the end she left town as We recorded her...
toodles babes
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 December 2007): Its perfectly normal! Happens to me quite a lot too and like most ppl have said here, tends to happen more with doggy style. Once you get over the initial cringe-factor and laugh it off, you'll just come to accept it as 'one of those things'. & if you're partner doesn't have a problem with it then you shouldn't either! The alternative is to not have sex and that would just be silly!! So carry on, make lurve and make noise!!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 December 2007): this is very normal, it happens to me all the time when i attempt to make love to my lesbian partner. dont be embarrissed its completely natural.
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 November 2007): It's known as a "queef". It's when air gets in the vaginal canal and as the penis enters the vagina it forces the air past the penis and out of the vagina and causes your labia to "flap" or vibrate causing that farting type sound. Most men find it kind of sexy (at least I do!) LOL
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reader, anonymous, writes (9 November 2007): it's because he withdraws his penis out of your vagina which allows air to get in so it has no other way to get out so it makes a farting noise. I hate when that happens so I tell my man not to pull all the way out until the job is done
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 October 2007): It is caused by Vaginal flatulence is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina, often during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.
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reader, anonymous, writes (20 October 2007): I know how u feel cuz im facing the same problem. I usually get this sound when I'm bending down or when I'm streching after doing sports. My doc said it's cuz of giving birth the Vagina has become a lil' wider but i used to have it before as well so that can't be the main reason. I think it's really the positions we're putting our body in and should try to avoid them, but then again - I love doggy style and I'm not willing to avoid it. So either my partner has to accept the fact that it happens once in a while (I guess when I'm too relaxed inside my vagina) or he's losing out on some good booty...LOL...
Anyway i do feel embarrassed if it happens outside my own house or when people are around. But hey we're all human and as u can read here there also some men who can confirm that it is pretty common.
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reader, anonymous, writes (19 October 2007): this happened to me and my fiance was like what the hell was that are you qweefing lol. so he said to look it up while he went and got cigs haha. but its just really embarrasing in a way but i still laugh it off. and sometimes if im on top of him i will also pass gas that embarrasing but i laugh it off to
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reader, anonymous, writes (17 October 2007): I am a doctor and this is a common question amongst younger girls, because it is something they have never experienced.
This is called a qweef. It is when the vagina actually sucks in air or has air pushed into it either through intercourse or oral sex or other types of activities, usually sexual. The vagina then flexes and pushes the air out. It typically does not have an odor to it but is essentially like a flautulant. It is nothing to be embarassed about and if your fiance has no problem with it, don't worry about it.
Sometimes the way you are having sex can cause this. Especially if he is pulling his penis out and then pushing back in multiple times. If he has a smaller penis and your vaginal opening is a bit bigger than his penis, this can be another cause, because it allows air around the penis during intercourse.
I would strongly recommend that you not even have sex or any sexual relationship with your boyfriend/fiance until you get married. Having sexual realtionships before marriage can be very damaging to a relationship and statistics show that more people end up in divorce if they have had sexual relations before marriage.
Be careful!!!! Abstanance is the best way to go. You will both love and respect each other much more if you wait.
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reader, anonymous, writes (9 October 2007): It happened to me too, when we're start to make love in doggy style. He didn't like it, but I told him It was not my purpose. He just told me not to remind him about that. I think it's natural.
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reader, anonymous, writes (4 October 2007): i totally know what you mean! it happened to me today! haha! it happens to me when my boyfriend and I are doing "doggy-style". It just happens. But I just laugh it off. It doesn't seem to bother him, so I guess there's nothing to do but move past it!
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 September 2007): I have a similiar, quite embarrassing situation. In my case, it is unrelated to sex but it happens for no known reason like getting up off a chair, walking, or sometimes even standing. How does air get in? What the hell do you say to people when it is clearly audible? NOT something you can laugh off. You don't want to explain it's only air...but it has become a major problem during work because of recurring incidences. I'm sure childbirth has a lot to do with it, and vaginal muscle must be toned by Kegel exercise...BUT what do you do in the interim? I welcome advice, similar experiences, anything that will help me deal with this stressful situation. It's bad when you cannot control it and it happens spontaneously when you least expect it. THX!
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 August 2007): Yes this is also very embrassing for me too it happens all the time when he is "hittin it from the back" lol!! At first it killed me and i just turn real red but now i just keep on about my business it doesnt bother him none so why let it bother you!! Its good to know that it happens to a lot of us! good to know im not alone!!! lol!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2007): Just be glad its not from the other 'hole'. If this ever happened to me, I would be glad to blame the vagina!!!! I dread the thought of accidently farting in my sleep!!! men do this with no problem, but we are supposed to be above that. Its horrible isnt it. Nothing about sex embarasses me, but the thought of farting. Oh I would be mortified!!
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reader, anonymous, writes (16 July 2007): lol its a kweif (or however u spell it)
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reader, anonymous, writes (15 July 2007): It's because you force air in there either with the penis or anything else you stick in there.
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 July 2007): this happens to me too. I think we're so special that we have this although it is gross.
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reader, anonymous, writes (5 July 2007): Its all natural baby
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reader, anonymous, writes (1 July 2007): its called fanny farting duh!!!!
its just gas not a fart but it smells like fish i guess
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2007): tighten your vagina, by vagina muscle control, during the shower, sitting down and after sex. atleast 200 count a day. and if this does not work, than I am sorry, your future husband, may just have a small penis.
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reader, aunty t  +, writes (13 March 2007):
 I had this problem and as the other too aunts said its only trapped air. When this happens to me i can forget about sex for the night as it always makes me laugh and once i start laughing i cant stop. Changing positons helps so stop fretting. It wont effect your relationship unless you let it and your boyfriend isnt bothered.
Good luck
Aunty t
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reader, xxxsoulsistaxxx  +, writes (13 March 2007):
 Yes, this is just trapped air. I find this happens most when we do 'doggy style' so try doing something else. Find out what does it for you and stop doing that position if it annoys you. Also, ask him not to keep removing and entering you, as this is when most of the air gets trapped inside. Once he's in, he has to stay in and you should be fine (except when changing positions of course!)
This will help you but I think you need to chill. You say he's not bothered and it's things like this that can affect our confidence so much that we forget that sex should be enjoyable and relaxed. Try to laugh this off or talk about it, don't let it ruin the moment or become more of a big deal than it has to be. Remember, this happens to everyone at some point, try new things to keep it to a minimum but just relax and take sex for what it is: not perfect like in the films but really incredible when you relax!
Good luck.
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reader, agony_uncle_r +, writes (13 March 2007):
its no big deal. its embarrasing and kills the mood for sure but from the limited amount of partners that ive had i can tell you its pretty much standard.
its just the 'pistoning' trapping air withing you. it tends to happen more in positions where your on your back or legs high so try a different one.
hope this helps
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reader, anonymous, writes (13 March 2007): LOL - sorry to tell you it's trapped air...I had it before and just change positions, I changed lovers and bigger cock solved the problem!
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