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writes:I received this story from a friend. I found it too funny not to share it with you! :)INSTALLING A HUSBANDDear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and ·Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and 20 Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,Desperate.DEAR DESPERATE,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.**** Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Gas and Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.Best Wishes Babe!Tech Support
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reader, anonymous, writes (27 November 2008): AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!?!
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reader, Oblivia +, writes (25 November 2008):
Oblivia is verified as being by the original poster of the question Thanks, troubledtoomuch with wife! :)
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reader, anonymous, writes (25 November 2008): That is so funny. It kept my wife and I laughing.
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reader, Oblivia +, writes (23 November 2008):
Oblivia is verified as being by the original poster of the questionThanks, glad you liked it! That is how I feel sometimes: How does this thing work, huh?!?!
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reader, Rhandy  +, writes (23 November 2008):
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