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writes:I thought this was so funny-The next time someone asks you a dumb question, wouldn't you like to respond like this?Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Lucy,the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.What did she think I had? An elephant? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again.I probably shouldn't, I said, since I ended up in the hospital last time. But, I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet: load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now listening to my story).Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because thedog food poisoned me.I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both. Reply to this Article |
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reader, LJ001  +, writes (5 May 2008):
 Haha good one! Thanks for posting :]
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