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WizardOfWaz
writes:Mumbling Mouse or a Real Man?She-Wants you to date her with flowers chocs and indulge her romantic fantasies.Mouse-Duly offers these bribes in the hope that she reciprocrates by dropping her knickers at some point.Mouse spends the whole date wondering if the contents of her underwear will be worth the effort.Real Man-Reserves his romantic side for an established relationship and would not prostitute himself or his date by offering any artificial bribes in place of his real self.She-Ends up so drunk on your first date she can hardly walk.Mouse-Sees an easy shag.Real Man-Bundles her into a taxi, pays the driver the fare and instructs him on pain of death to deliver her home safely.She-Tells you about her problems with friends/work/family/life Mouse-Bored listening to her rabbiting on but nods eagerly while wondering if his "understanding" will get her to suck him off later.Real Man-Feels sincerely concerned if His Queen is getting a bit of genuine grief from anyone and so reaches for his Sheild of unravelling the problem and his Trusty Sword of let's sort this out love.She-Is at least partly responsible for her own problems.Mouse-Still encourages her to believe that she is a paragon of all virtures despite the fact she is clearly in the wrong. Mouse is hoping she will not only swallow but also gargle later, one suck-up deserves another thinketh the mouse.Real Man-Tells her that on this occassion she is being a bit of an arse but admits to being a Gold Medalist in the Idiot Olympics himself and assures her that to err is to be human, even Real Men make mistakes.She-Doesn't like certain sexual activites such as anal or having your penis shoved into her mouth.Mouse-Demands his "rights" and pushes and pressurises her to the point where she either gives in to save the relationship or because she has been brow-beaten to the point that is better to acede than risk another day of 24hr hassle about it.Real Man-Can produce a list of at least 100 different sexual alternatives and get her into giggling girly mode where the issue is not her but what we can agree on to do together.RegardsWaz
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reader, WizardOfWaz + ♥, writes (4 August 2008):
WizardOfWaz is verified as being by the original poster of the question Ta for the feedback.
So it's true then? Mice guys always finish last?
Regards
Waz
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reader, Cateyes  +, writes (4 June 2008):
 And WHERE are THESE REAL men? Great article!!! :)
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reader, BigSis + ♥, writes (26 May 2008):
 Aaaahhhhh...Bisto indeed WaterLoo...a real man floats my gravy boat too!
; )
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reader, anonymous, writes (22 May 2008): A real man ah.......................bisto.......................those were the days. Brill article Waz!!!!!!!!!!
xx
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reader, DiovanLestat +, writes (20 May 2008):
 You think they do discounts if you've go vouchers (ponders, and counts change)
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reader, BigSis + ♥, writes (20 May 2008):
If they do sell them....you can bogof Diovan!!
....I want first pickings.
{By the way...that's 'buy one get one free'}
: )
xXx
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reader, DiovanLestat +, writes (20 May 2008):
I want one of those real men. Do you know of a shop that sells them. I've got money, am willing to pay......
What's that... They got too much morals .... They rsepect and love themselves. Stuff......just my luck.
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reader, BigSis + ♥, writes (19 May 2008):
...and another vote for the real man, Tisha, and I second what you said, it most certainly does take a real woman to spot a real man.
Mice are small in every way and so full of sh...sh...sh... cheese.
Yes, very good article Waz, as ever. Thanks.
BigSis
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reader, Tisha-1 + ♥, writes (18 May 2008):
 Another vote for the real man here. Nice article, Waz. Thanks.
One thought, sometimes it takes a real woman to spot a real man..
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reader, anonymous, writes (17 May 2008): A man would be lovely thanks :]
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