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My wife wants me back but I've booked a holiday with my internet lover!

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Question - (24 November 2009) 6 Answers - (Newest, 24 November 2009)
A male Bangladesh age 51-59, anonymous writes:

I develop an embarasing problem where i lost all of my head hair. resently my wife and i have drifted away and i was planning to leave her for another beautiful woman that i met online. she is dazling. since my head hair loss things have turned rite around in the bedroom. she now love me. i am atracktive to her again. she wants me 24/7 and i cannot cope. i am exorsted which causes my hair to fall out even faster. its like a vishus circle! how can i tell her that she is not for me? and that my internet lover and i have alredy booked a hollyday?

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A female reader, Ich_liebe_dich Philippines +, writes (24 November 2009):

Ich_liebe_dich agony aunthehehe what was that?... you know what, its better be honest to our self and to someone that sometimes become part of our life. tell the truth. dont hide to this hair story this is just funny excuse. just tell your wife, something new is coming and exciting. and you wanna go to this strange internet lover. gosh"

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A female reader, AuntyEm United Kingdom +, writes (24 November 2009):

AuntyEm agony auntOh my goodness!!! ...Sorry man but this really made me laugh. I agree with mal and the whole wig buying thingy!!! Hahaha!!! I do feel very sorry for your wife and the whole cheating thing...well you will sink into a pit of your own making but seriously this was very funny!!!

Hollyluja to that!!!!

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (24 November 2009):

Just be honest with your wife. Tell her that youve been chatting to another woman over the internet. Say you prefer the other woman and the two of you are planning a holiday away together. Good luck

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A reader, anonymous, writes (24 November 2009):

what does hair have to do with anything? im kinda lost here. I mean should i get my husband to shave his head? or would that open the door for another woman to get involved? if he's bald is he more likely to book us a hollyday. im not really into bald...this post is just confusing to me.....by a wig and your wife will lose interest....then you can go on hollyday with the bimbo guiltfree, cuz the wifey wont care anymore. mal

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (24 November 2009):

eyeswideopen agony auntYou say: "Honey, having all this sex with you is causing my hair to fall out. I want a divorce so I can go on hollyday with the bimbo I met online without a guilty conscience." Should do the trick.

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A female reader, PeanutButter United States +, writes (24 November 2009):

PeanutButter agony auntYou need to be honest and open about this sooner rather than later before someone gets hurt. You can't be intimate with this woman if you no longer want to be with her - give her some respect and stop stringing her along.

Tell her you want a divorce. Go on your holiday. Come back and start fresh.

The sooner you do this, the better. There is already a world of hurt waiting for you here...

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