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*anielepew
writes:This is NOT a relationship question. At least not yet :-). I'm just on a playful mood at the time, taking a break from work, and one of those weird and funny thoughts that give you the goosebumps came to my mind. I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas with this one.You see, I have one of 'em little hands that you buy to scratch your back when you don't have a relative or girl or significant other who will do it for you. I was scratching my back, scratch, scratch... scratch, and then I put the little plastic hand by my side. As the Laws of Physics have it, the little hand had some magnetic something about it, and the hair in my wrist (yep, I'm a ball of 'em hairs) went up. It's a funny feeling, moving that little plastic hand and feeling that your skin and little hairs are pulled up and down, as if it were magic.And then I remembered that the same thing happens to you when you brush your hair very strongly. Or, when you remove your shoes and step very strongly on a carpet.And then I wondered if we could use 'em little plastic hands to do the same thing with private parts.What do you people think? Would this be a great Christmas present for your significant ones? "Hey, you fool, why did you get me that China-made plastic hand for Christmas? Are you trying to give me the goosebumps?" "Yes, dear".
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reader, SirenaBlusera +, writes (30 December 2010):
 You crack me up, LePew!
Have you thought about getting a patent?? Hurry up before someone steals your idea!
Hugs,
Sirena
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reader, Danielepew +, writes (22 December 2010):
Danielepew is verified as being by the original poster of the question Eureka!
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reader, C. Grant  +, writes (21 December 2010):
 The site is always looking for revenue generators. Maybe a Dear Cupid-branded back scratcher?
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reader, Tisha-1  +, writes (21 December 2010):
 I wonder how many people are now rummaging in the cupboards to find their old back-scratchers?
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reader, dirtball +, writes (21 December 2010):
 They must be pretty profitable because it seems like new ones are popping up all over the place by me! I hear adds for them on the radio all the time too.
"Turn play time into sexy time..."
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reader, Danielepew +, writes (21 December 2010):
Danielepew is verified as being by the original poster of the questionYes, you don't want to give anyone any STD.
I knew that a break from work would give me ideas. Maybe I'll stop working at all, from now on, and I'll open a sex-shop instead!
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reader, lucy.whittaker  +, writes (21 December 2010):
 Merry Christmas Everyone!
@Danielepew, Somehow I don't think so! Can't imagine creating static 'down there' would have very good consequences...
@Cerberus That is HILARIOUS! Don't think you're going to able to get her back for that one!
Lucy XxX
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reader, Tisha-1 +, writes (21 December 2010):
@Cerberus, I would be afraid to escalate the retribution. You're going to wind up looking like Gollum if this keeps up.
@Daniel, I would ensure that if you do give those hand-shaped scratchers, that you carefully remove any of your body hair you may have left behind. Ahem. Then sanitize! Can't be too careful of STDs (Scratcher Transmitted Diseases) ya know!
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reader, dirtball +, writes (21 December 2010):
Very nice! Hair removal cream in the conditioner... Ouch! That stuff burns. Saran wrap on the toilet is always a good one, but can get messy.
Merry Christmas!
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reader, anonymous, writes (21 December 2010): Merry xmas to you too.
It's not the worst idea I've ever heard. Certainly worth a try.
Better than what my girlfriend used as practical joke a couple of months back. You know those electric cigarette lighters? You click and a little electrical charge lights the gas?
Yeah well she took out the little spark generator out of one of those and while I was lying in bed half asleep one morning, she pulled down my underpants, so I thought "awesome, some action" but instead she applied an electric shock to my glans. I keeled over in agony.
It hurt like hell, but she literally spent the next half hour in sheer pain from laughing so much, sore cheeks, ribs, tears, the lot.
I was thinking of getting her back the same way to the most tender part of her privates but that would just be cruel. So I put chilli powder into her hair dryer instead not nice haha. But she got me got me back by putting hair removal cream into the conditioner.
I still haven't come up with a good enough one to get her back for that one.
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reader, aphexinfinite +, writes (21 December 2010):
 L M A O. Nice. If that truly did work on private parts i think alot of ladies would get more sleep. Merry Christmas!
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