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Is it ok to put a golf ball in your girlfriend's vagina? Just throwing that out there....

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Question - (28 April 2008) 28 Answers - (Newest, 22 October 2012)
A male United States age 26-29, anonymous writes:

is it ok to put a golf ball in you girlfriends vagina and the have sex with it still in there and when your done swollow it?

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A female reader, shadow2012 Canada +, writes (22 October 2012):

I have been using golf balls for years ( 5 children )- put 3 in a condom and then carry on my day. It strnghthens my vagina muscles - also feels great when I masterbate on the bus to work !!

Someone wrote in about leaving a ball in while having sex - it feels great - ball is easily returned. No Emergency Rm required.

DON'T try swallowing - then you will need a Pitching Wedge or Emerg

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A male reader, Dr Vendetta United Kingdom +, writes (30 April 2008):

Dr Vendetta agony auntWow.

i mean.. seriously.

Wow.. How the Crap did i miss this post?

i mean.. i've feel as left out as a porn night dumpster baby.

( thanks family guy)

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A female reader, cute angel Australia +, writes (30 April 2008):

cute angel agony auntlol a golf ball dont u want to use the stick 2..when ur trying to swallow on the ball and don succeed u can use the stick to flush it down your throat..man ur crazy..is this a real post i doubt..

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A male reader, LazyGuy Netherlands +, writes (30 April 2008):

LazyGuy agony auntIsn't the golf ball thing from a soft porn movie possible one of the Emanuelle movies?

But yeah, it seems a bit risky and there are specific sex-toys for this purpose that come with a cord.

As for the swallowing bit, as others said that is just insane.

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (28 April 2008):

eyeswideopen agony auntGreat minds think alike my dear.

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A female reader, duskyrowe United Kingdom +, writes (28 April 2008):

duskyrowe agony auntHey Eyes wide open I was gonna say about the foreplay gag, but you beat me to it Lol.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

it will be a bloody house next with the 2.4 kids OH MY MY HEAD CANT TAKE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!Haaaaa! Ive lost it! Im gone for sure now,,,:)

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

Bloody Hell!Man you are sick!well they are a lot of men out there that have a lot of fantasys that women like most of them!But you are stupid..

God a golf ball..maybe you don't have your own balls..ahahahhahaha or you can put on her a whole chair!

How an idiot...

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

**laughing out loud**--you Aunts are a hoot!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

Um... I smell BS.

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A female reader, Tisha-1 United States + , writes (28 April 2008):

Tisha-1 agony auntI believe the official medical terminology for either of the two activities you described is "VBI."

But then you'll be giving a gynecologist and an gastroenterologist a really good dinner story.

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A female reader, birdynumnums Canada +, writes (28 April 2008):

birdynumnums agony auntIf there is already a golf ball in there, then your second shot is a Mulligan...

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

Um.. Why would you want to swallow it?! For future reference, choking is not sexual.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

swallow it?

i tell you what mate, it'll be a lot easier to get out of her hole than it will be to get out of yours!!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

Why yes hunny, Why not go the whole hog and have a game up there, See how many holes in one you can get before you use yourself as the hole sweetheart....YOU GO GET EM 4444444444444444444444444444444444444 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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A female reader, birdynumnums Canada +, writes (28 April 2008):

birdynumnums agony auntI believe the traditional way is to use ping pong balls and fire them across the room, but if her vagina has the strength of a bazooka I guess she could advance to golf balls. DON'T swallow them and even if you ARE thinking of trying that, take a CPR/Heimlich Maneuver Course first...

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A female reader, Susan Strict United Kingdom +, writes (28 April 2008):

Susan Strict agony auntIt's not QUITE as daft as it sounds - but nearly.

No you can't swallow a golf ball, and trying to swallow it will probably kill you.

As for balls in other orifices, golf balls are a little too big for most and other smaller balls may well be difficult to get out. A trip to the local hospital accident & emergency department might be embarrassing.

However, if you question was semi-serious (which I doubt, but I'll answer anyway) then you might be delighted to know that there are some perfectly wonderful toys available from certain online shops (and, no doubt, other "private" shops) consisting of two (or more) connected balls for just this purpose (not for swallowing - for the other thing). I'm told that they feel absolutely wonderful when you walk around with them still in there, but I haven't tried them myself.

Yet.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

I suppose questions like this getting through the moderation process are the end result of having a 'league table' for the moderators with the most questions moderated.

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (28 April 2008):

eyeswideopen agony auntIt does bring a whole other meaning to "FOREplay though doesn't it?!!!!

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A female reader, TELLULAH United Kingdom +, writes (28 April 2008):

TELLULAH agony auntEh! What swollow the golf ball?

Are you bleeding mad, it will choke you.

Eyeswide!!!!! what about a space hopper?

XX

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (28 April 2008):

eyeswideopen agony auntStart with a ping pong ball, THEN your golf ball, then you can slowly work up to a basketball. Sounds like just oodles of fun.

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A female reader, trixi United Kingdom +, writes (28 April 2008):

trixi agony auntputting a golf ball in your girlfriends hole :/

how about she puts it in your hole and you tell her how you like it!

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A male reader, oldfool Australia +, writes (28 April 2008):

oldfool agony aunt1. Try anything once.

2. In future, don't post this kind of rubbish on this site again.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (28 April 2008):

Something's wrong with you. Really. You're wasting my time.

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A male reader, Danielepew Mexico + , writes (28 April 2008):

Danielepew agony auntIs this a real post?

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A female reader, angelina-katey United States +, writes (28 April 2008):

angelina-katey agony aunthahahahah funny so funny . u should stop watching porns .

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A male reader, Collaroy Australia +, writes (28 April 2008):

Collaroy agony auntHi,

I suggest its a great idea to swallow it. Have a curry afterwards and then write back and tell us all about the fun times you experienced trying to pass the ball :)

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A male reader, salvation United Kingdom +, writes (28 April 2008):

its not something you should try you could really do some seriouse damage and as for having sex with it still in there definetly no and swallowing it is a bad idea too over all just dont do it you will most likely do a lot of damage

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