New here? Register in under one minute   Already a member? Login244961 questions, 1084297 answers  

  DearCupid.ORG relationship advice
  Got a relationship, dating, love or sex question? Ask for help!Search
 New Questions Answers . Most Discussed Viewed . Unanswered . Followups . Forums . Top agony aunts . About Us .  Articles  . Sitemap

How to avoid a mess after sex?

Tagged as: Sex<< Previous question   Next question >>
Question - (11 February 2008) 8 Answers - (Newest, 16 February 2008)
A female United Kingdom age 36-40, anonymous writes:

my boyfriend and I have always used a condom for intercourse-but I now fancy feeling the rush of semen into my vagina.My boyfriend's not keen on the possible mess afterwards so is there a way of keeping as much in as possible?

View related questions: condom, semen, vagina

<-- Rate this Question

Reply to this Question


Share

Fancy yourself as an agony aunt? Add your answer to this question!

A reader, anonymous, writes (16 February 2008):

We usually keep a towel handy, and it seems to do the trick.

<-- Rate this answer

A female reader, Crazy-Candice United Kingdom +, writes (12 February 2008):

Crazy-Candice agony auntmess is fun! it annoys me when guys are all OCD about their own semen lol......

like someone else mentioned you dont want to be catching std's so know you are taking a risk of getting AIDS and careful about pregnancy if you arent on the pill etc

apart from that you could just shower straight after....

or to creep him out ~ you could squeeze your vaginal muscles so that it oozes out and he will be like ''ohh gross!''

that could be funny. lol.....

seriously though sounds like you and your boyfriend should have a couple of drinks, turn off the lights, relax and dont think about mess or anything... sex is way more fun when no one cares and everyone is out to have fun and pleasure :)

candicex

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

A female reader, xapathyxrebornx United Kingdom +, writes (11 February 2008):

xapathyxrebornx agony auntkeep a towel handy or tissues or make sure you change the sheets.

Also be careful of pregnancy and sti's, so make sure your on the pill or have the morning after pill taken the next day

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

A reader, anonymous, writes (11 February 2008):

Mess, what mess, so seriously, there isnt much of it, so keep a box of tissues handy and enjoy. But only stop using the condom if you are planning to have a baby and if this relationship is serious and you are both free from STD's.

take care

xx

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

A reader, anonymous, writes (11 February 2008):

Either a towel or keep a few tissues handy to wipe it up after it leaks out and before it drips onto the sheets. Really not much of a mess. Get ready to catch it after you stand up though.

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

A female reader, anonymous, writes (11 February 2008):

You want to keep it inside your vagina? What, forever? That is impossible. Put a towel down, and shower afterwards. It shouldn't be that messy. Are you sure you're not just plotting to get pregnant? That's a rather odd thing to ask.

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

A female reader, Dawnie United Kingdom +, writes (11 February 2008):

Dawnie agony auntThere is not much mess, put a towel on the bed if you like.

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

A male reader, Ponungalungb United States +, writes (11 February 2008):

Ponungalungb agony auntKeep a towel handy . . . or put a cork in it. LOL.

<-- Rate this answer

...............................   

Add your answer to the question "How to avoid a mess after sex?"

Already have an account? Login first
Don't have an account? Register in under one minute and get your own agony aunt column - recommended!

All Content Copyright (C) DearCupid.ORG 2004-2008 - we actively monitor for copyright theft

0.0312702999945031!