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How messy will a hand-job get?

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Question - (11 December 2007) 9 Answers - (Newest, 26 May 2008)
A female United States age 22-25, anonymous writes:

I'm super inexperienced, as in I've never done anything for a guy. My bf has done some things for me, but I haven't returned any favors because I dont know how to! I've been reading up on hand jobs, I think i have that pretty figured out. So my question now is, how messy will it get? Like when he does things for me, my pants are still mostly on, and there is no mess afterwards. Does he need to be fully naked (or at least pants/boxers off) to give him a hand job? and when he comes, how much will there be, and what do you do at that point? how much clean up is there i guess is what im asking? Thanx. im sorry if this is supid!!

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A male reader, JTalbott United States +, writes (26 May 2008):

JTalbott agony auntIf he's like most guy, just ask him. He will be very very very happy to show you how to get him off.

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A male reader, foxtrot United Kingdom +, writes (14 December 2007):

You can do hand jobs when he's in almost any sort of clothes, but he'll probably enjoy it more if he's naked.

Some guys really shoot it, so have plenty of tissues handy.

Sometimes a lubricant is helpful, sometimes not. It's worth a try though.

A good trick is to bring him nearly to his climax and then, just in time, stop! Do not touch his penis again for a minute or two, but stroke him anywhere else before continuing.

If you can do this two or three times without accidently bringing him off, his climax when you let him reach it will be all the more pleasurable and intense.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 December 2007):

Or Pink Flood?

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A male reader, Richard_EMids United Kingdom +, writes (11 December 2007):

Richard_EMids agony auntI didn't know there was a pop music connection here - so is that why Billy Ocean chose his name???

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 December 2007):

Whatever you do - don't do it in the bath. Once it hits the hot water it goes like glue and sticks to absolutely everything - particularly the hairy bits, is a swine to get off and not a little uncomfortable!

Phil

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A male reader, Sandman United States +, writes (11 December 2007):

Sandman agony auntWell, men are very different. Some men 'shoot' when they cum, sometimes shooting pretty far. Some dribble. Some cum a lot - some cum a little. I guess when you finally give him a hand job, you'll know how much he comes, that will give you a good indication on how much to expect the next time. And if he has masturbated or somehow ejaculated a few hours prior to your handjob, that will make a difference too.

Pants off. If he dribbles, it gets all over his pants.

Hope this helps.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (11 December 2007):

Yeah, pants off is best, but not totally essential. Freedom of movement and all that. Nothing worse than having a sticky cold wet patch in the underwear.

There used to be a pop group called 'The Loving Spoonful' and that just about sums it up - a teaspoonful, although it does tend to spread around and get everywhere. Two Kleenex Man-Size tissues for you and one for him should see you through.

Not stupid by the way - you've got the question - we've got the answers!

Phil

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A female reader, alieP91 Australia +, writes (11 December 2007):

alieP91 agony auntYour question isn't stupid most people don't know what there doing so at most times it's best to ask for help or advice. In my own dealings with hand jobs i don't think it matters how much clothing you take off him. And second, you can never really tell how much 'mess' there will be after it all depends on the guy and what he's 'done' in the last 24-72 hours. I thik thats all but if you have problems or just want to ask more questions don't be afraid to mail me.

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A male reader, guillaume  United Kingdom +, writes (11 December 2007):

guillaume  agony auntHi,

This is not a stupid question!

Ok, I'm a male....may be an idea to lay him down naked, and when erect, pull his thing upright and begin to slide your hand. An idea would be to use baby oil.

As for afterwards, when he ejaculates, try to guide the flow so it falls on his stomach. Keep sliding his thing for a little while afterwards to empty him. The amount will vary but there is not a bucket full!!! Then it is a gentle mop up and pat on the stomach!!! Experience will help you know when he is about to release!!! (wobbly legs, gasping,breathing etc!)

Hope this has been some help!!!!

G.

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