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Can anyone tell me what a "spit roast" is???

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Question - (29 February 2008) 19 Answers - (Newest, 5 May 2008)
A age 16-17, anonymous writes:

What's a "spit roast" all these lasses at school where taking the piss out of a girl at school because she didn't know what it meant and I just laughed along so they didn't know any different. What does it actually mean?

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (5 May 2008):

Spit roasted:

The position when a woman is on her hands and knees with a guy behind her doing her doggie style while another male is in front of her and she is sucking on his penis. Looks very much like a pig being roasted on a spit.

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A female reader, TELLULAH United Kingdom + , writes (3 March 2008):

TELLULAH agony auntJust wanted to say that my boyfriend tried this when he was younger and it wasnt very Successful (pardon the pun).

Apparantly he was with an ex girlfriend whose morals left a lot to be desired, and she wanted his mate to join in. One thing, the boys could not stop laughing at each other whilst trying to do it! And then, because his mate was doing the deed from behind and making the girlfriend moan considerably more than he normally did, it ended in a fight.

The boys are still mates to this day. The Girl (formally known as two's up Sal) is forgotten.

Let this be a lesson to all of us Girlie's, dont do everything that your B/F's suggest.

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A male reader, q1605 United States +, writes (3 March 2008):

q1605 agony aunt Must it be your boyfriends friend. Couldn't it be someone picked up hitch hiking. Is there protective gear for this. Helmets or knee and elbow pads. Does one of the guys need to be designated lead like the guy who calls out at a square dance. And the girl would have to understand up front that the logistics of this prevents her calling the shots so that by definition she is excluded from equal access to any management role

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A male reader, anonymous, writes (2 March 2008):

Quite simply it is where your boyfriend is shagging you and his friend's cock is in your mouth.

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A male reader, GrimmReality United States +, writes (2 March 2008):

GrimmReality agony auntThis is the FIRST TIME I've ever rated a question a 5! lolololol. After reading all these answers, I just have to ask all of the respondents one thing:

Can I have the last 5 minutes of my life back, PLEASE?

lololol.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (29 February 2008):

I didn't even know what this was and I'm 21!!!!

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (29 February 2008):

don't feel bad, I am 46 yrs old and this is the first time I have ever heard of this....wish I hadn't. Just another derogatory term aimed at humiliating women.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (29 February 2008):

This is verified as being by the original poster of the question

thanks for the help, dont think i should of asked how lol just felt a bit dumb not knowing. thanks again guys! lol some of them comments made me chuckle =D

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A female reader, O Connor Ireland +, writes (29 February 2008):

O Connor agony auntspit roast - girl on all fours usually, 2 guys - she gives one oral while the other one takes her from behind. its pretty gross, why are people this age talking about this type of stuff? it doesnt make them any cooler or anything - just vulgar.

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (29 February 2008):

eyeswideopen agony auntHa ha we sure have some funny aunts on this site which is MUCH better than a "funny uncle".

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A female reader, Tisha-1 United States + , writes (29 February 2008):

Tisha-1 agony auntI'm going to cut and baste this one!

Sorry, I meant cut and paste...

Verrrry educational, this site!

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A female reader, Irish49 Canada + , writes (29 February 2008):

Irish49 agony auntI agree, eyes. From now on, I will never view that ole backyard barbeque, in the same way. It will be hard to keep a straight face when roasting that chicken, this summer...lol

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A female reader, Variety United Kingdom +, writes (29 February 2008):

Variety agony auntJust thought I'd add to the previous definitions with a warning. Don't google spit roast because it will come up with some porn of a gay threesome doing it. This was something that people put on the screens of their friends computers in our halls at uni last year in order to freak them out when they got in from nights out etc so I wouldn't advise you to do it.... x

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A female reader, eyeswideopen United States +, writes (29 February 2008):

eyeswideopen agony auntSpit roast and butt plugs, I've had quite an informative month on this site. Can't wait to see what March has in store!

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A male reader, Uncle_Phil United Kingdom +, writes (29 February 2008):

Uncle_Phil agony auntSo now you know!

One other thing to bear in mind is that in all probability most of the others that were laughing along with you hadn't got a clue what it means either!

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A female reader, Ask oldersister United States +, writes (29 February 2008):

Ask oldersister agony auntSimultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called the spit roast.

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A reader, anonymous, writes (29 February 2008):

She should be pleased she doesn't know. It doesn't make them cool, just cruel and rude to tease about these things.

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A male reader, Dr Vendetta United Kingdom +, writes (29 February 2008):

Dr Vendetta agony auntoh dear.

you know what a Spit roast is? like an actual spit roast?

Its where you take usually a pig. stick a pole through its mouth and out of its arse and.. roast it on a fire.

its called spit roasitng because the juices boil and spits.. while its roasts.. or something to that effect.

Now.. a Spit roat in the context they're using..

Spit roast is a slag term for a women getting nailed by two guys. one sticks his pole in her mouth and the other takes her from the rear.

and by pole i mean penis

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A female reader, love-him United Kingdom +, writes (29 February 2008):

love-him agony auntHEY!!

From what i have read, it is where there aret two men and one woman.. and whilst engaging in sexual activity, they do this in different ways, one person will do one thing while the other man will do something else.. search it in this website .. /www.urbandictionary.com

I hope i helped you, Feel free to mail me at any time x x x

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