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Uncle_Phil
writes:My partner, a natural blonde, and I drove into town. She had some shopping to do at one end of town and me the other. We arranged to meet back at the car in about an hour's time.I got back first, got into the car, switched on the radio and started to read the daily paper. About five minutes later she arrived back and told me she'd been trying to call me on my mobile. I told her there wasn't much point in that because I'd left it at home. To which she replied "If I'd known that, I could have lent you mine". Reply to this Article |
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reader, BigSis + ♥, writes (17 April 2008):
 A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the oak tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the oak tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
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reader, duskyrowe +, writes (24 February 2008):
 Hey Phil I just read your joke and I pmsl (peed myself laughing). Your sense of humour rocks, I bet there is never a dull moment with you around lol. I have so many blonde moments myself too, keep the jokes coming. Dusky xxx.
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reader, Tisha-1  + ♥, writes (16 February 2008):
 one of my good friends is a natural blonde (as I am by the by) who asked someone to "flip the CD" when the music had stopped playing. She also called in neighbor to help her light the pilot light on her stove -- which was an electric range....
I once asked a furniture maker I wanted more information from had a website--the response was a very blank look followed by "We're Amish." Look it up if you need too!
Keep on loving that natural blonde!
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reader, Devilish Angel +, writes (24 January 2008):
 Hahaha! Wow...this one's funny. There was a blond, a brunette, and a red head who were about to be executed. First, the brunette was up. Right before she was about to be fired upon, she called out, "Flood!" Everyone ducked and she ran away. The red head called out Tornado! and she ran off too. It was the blond's turn. The man called, "Ready...set..." The blond called out, "FIRE!"
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reader, Oblivia  + ♥, writes (5 January 2008):
 The other night I was at a friend’s house watching a movie on dvd, her husband was there too and after about 1 hour he started looking really stressed. We asked him what’s wrong? Oh, he said, why don't dvd:s have commercial breaks, I'm dying to have a pee!! Her husband is a true blonde with blue eyes ;)
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reader, JohnR +, writes (3 January 2008):
 We had neighbors in our old neighborhood, the wife was a 'real' blond.
One day after work her husband came home to find her over at our house with my wife. He asked how come she wasn't at home. She told him she heard noises at the back door like someone was trying to break in so she ran outside and eventually came over to our house. He asked why didn't she call '911' for police help? She told him she was afraid to take the time to look up the number in the book!
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reader, TELLULAH + ♥, writes (3 January 2008):
 Hi all,
Just wanted to add that my partner and I had a power cut at home last night, after we could only find a couple of candles, he sugested that I get the extention lead out plug it in, and then plug the portable light into it.
I said dont be stupid, it wont work will it!
But I had to think about it afterwards, until I could hear him killing himself laughing in the darkness. He knows me so well!!!!!!
XXX
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reader, tishatasha +, writes (3 January 2008):
 Heyyyy! I'm natural blonde i'm not stupid =(lol Men what are you gonna do! anywhoo I just felt like writing that lol!Bye xXx
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reader, Uncle_Phil +, writes (2 January 2008):
Uncle_Phil is verified as being by the original poster of the question Hi John
Having lived with a blonde (with matching collar and cuffs) for a number of years, nothing would surprise me! Nice one!
Phil
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reader, JohnR +, writes (2 January 2008):
Funny. I once dated a 'natural' blond. One day she called me to ask me to come get her, you see, she locked her keys in her car (it was a convertible).
Well, she was crying because it had started to rain and the top was down and she was afraid the inside of her car would get ruined :)
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reader, Uncle_Phil +, writes (2 January 2008):
Uncle_Phil is verified as being by the original poster of the questionHi Tellulah!
Nice to see you back again! How's the suntan? 3 white patches?
Perhaps you can explain to saf and Dagga Boy what this is all about? I've given up.
I'm sure they don't have blonde jokes in Birmingham and South Africa!
Phil
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reader, TELLULAH + ♥, writes (2 January 2008):
Hello Phil Honey,
Wont surprise you to hear that seemed like a good solution to me he!he!
Tellulah X
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reader, hello1 +, writes (16 December 2007):
 lol, I laughed out loud!
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reader, angelblueeyes +, writes (12 December 2007):
 Ha ha funny phil,
I can sympathize with your g/f after having many blonde moments myself!!
Lu x
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reader, baby duck + ♥, writes (9 December 2007):
 Oh Phil ...
I would love to have a few beers with you;
you are such a pisser!
saf, honey ... you totally missed the boat on this one!
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reader, anonymous, writes (3 December 2007): noanswer
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reader, Uncle_Phil +, writes (25 November 2007):
Uncle_Phil is verified as being by the original poster of the questionWhat the hell are you on about saf? Me jealous? Of what fer gawds sake? Accuse who of what? Proof of what?
I don't think you got the point of this story at all! You're not blonde, by any chance?
Phil
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reader, saf +, writes (25 November 2007):
It seems to me you love your girlfiend very much dont accuse if you have no proof,but if you feel like that walk with her next time you are encouraging her to walk by herself,it seems to me that you have that jealous streek in you. if you were made for each other then wait and see
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reader, phiatiger +, writes (24 November 2007):
My God - I have moments like that all the time, ha,ha.
I'm glad my partner doesnt access this site because there would be columns about me every day.
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reader, Jamer70 +, writes (19 November 2007):
 Well thats a very blonde moment there if i even heard one
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