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13-household items & sex

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Question - (26 December 2008) 11 Answers - (Newest, 1 January 2009)
A male United Kingdom age 18-21, *pudgun writes:

im 13and a boy and i want to use house hold itams to wank cuz im bord of using my hands im also wondering if i shud try and have sex yet cuz i rilly one two its just if i have sex now i wouldent have it with any older girls so thay would have to be 13 as well and i dont want to take advantage if i do have sex tho i will use a comdom and i will make sure im in love

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A female reader, aunty_rach United Kingdom +, writes (1 January 2009):

yeah he could ignore our advice, go have sex and become a father or get an STD. then he will come back on here with a question like "i'm 13 and i am a father with HIV,help"

then i will just say i told you so you stupid little idiot.

there are too many kids who think they are old enough for sex, when the reality is...they're not. have a good 2009 and keep it in your pants and leave your mums fruit,veg,pots,pans,etc alone!

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A female reader, shania United Kingdom +, writes (31 December 2008):

shania agony auntCrikey, what happened to childhood? why is kids so anxious to grow up quick? Let me know when you get a 13 year old pregnant, then it wont be wanking with different household things that will be your problem.....Happy New Year!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (31 December 2008):

I used to have a spud gun when I was little. Can you still get them? If so, where from? They were great fun!

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A reader, anonymous, writes (31 December 2008):

Spudgun.

Firstly, your too young to have sex because you are stupid and can't even spell. I found it difficult to understand you. is English your second language? Because you are uneducated and ignorant you will do something wrong and get yourself in trouble.

Secondly you are masturbating (long word) wanking too much. You need to stop and read more books because girls like clever guys not idiots

Thirdly, you are masturbating (remember that long word) too much because you are now bored of it. If you start having sex now, you will get bored of sex as well.

Fourthly, you really need to buy a dictionary, or did I not mention already that you need to start working hard in school and stop thinking about sex so much.

Finally, we are not frightened by your threats to have sex, until you learn some manners and get some education, no girl will want you. What do you have to offer. You have no manners, no charm, no education, no hobbies, all you do is sit around and wank your penis all day.

PS: Leave the household items alone, they belong to your parents, you didn't pay for them, you do not have a job. Other people in the house need to use them not only you. Who wants to pick up something that has your sperm all over it... yukkk

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A female reader, BlueCherry Mexico +, writes (31 December 2008):

BlueCherry agony auntAwww... you're still a sweetheart!

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A female reader, aunty_rach United Kingdom +, writes (30 December 2008):

well if you are not going to listen to any advice on here, then why did you bother asking the question? it just shows that you are too immature to be having sex as you obviously dont care about the consquences.

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A male reader, spudgun United Kingdom +, writes (30 December 2008):

spudgun is verified as being by the original poster of the question

thanks alot 4 being so nice im going to do the oposit to every thing you say

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (26 December 2008):

I think you should stop being so silly, your 13 there is plenty of time for sex,you would be breaking the law for 1 thing and 13 is far too young for another.

get some porn and have a wank, same as everyone else does

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A female reader, aunty_rach United Kingdom +, writes (26 December 2008):

just because you like to jerk off alot, does not mean that you are ready for sex and most girls your age are def not ready for sex. you are still a child and under the age of consent.think about why these laws are inplace and then you may see that you are not ready. you are not mature enough for sex at 13. Also would you really want to become a father at 13? no i didn't think so, if you can't handle the responsibility of a child then you shouldn't have sex, because honey contraception is not 100% safe. so stick to yourself and your objects and leave the girls alone untill you are older.

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A female reader, anonymous, writes (26 December 2008):

It's going to be very hard for you to find a girl at 13 to have sex with you, unless she's rough. Your only 13, a too young age to lose it to be honest.

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A female reader, BlueCherry Mexico +, writes (26 December 2008):

BlueCherry agony auntOh you're such a sweetheart.. I am sure you'll get the "you're to young & should wait until you're older" from the readers here, which is true and I completely agree with, but if you must, do be safe and think of the possible consequences. A short moment of pleasure isn't worth the rest & quality of your life.

... oh, you can google ''male masturbation techniques'' you'll get good ideas.

Good luck, kiddo!

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