Squirting problem...
Q. I'm 42 and for 9 years while having sex I will squirt. I would like to know if this is normal and if there are other women with this problem?...
A. 24 November 2009: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Squirting+for+distance... (read in full...)
Squirting problem...
Q. I'm 42 and for 9 years while having sex I will squirt. I would like to know if this is normal and if there are other women with this problem?...
A. 23 November 2009: Problem? What problem? I don't see a problem! Nothing at all wrong with being a squirter. They even have 'squirting for distance' contests you know.... (read in full...)
Sex with my girlfriend really bothers her as she says it's wrong. How can I change her attitude?
Q. My girlfriend and I have been having sex for about 3 months now, she says it really bothers her to have sex with me because she knows it is wrong and this is the only reason why she says... I really do love her but this is now going to seeam to me ...
A. 22 November 2009: What does she think is so wrong about it? Is she underage or something? Married? In a relationship? More info please.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: I am so, so sorry to have made a comment on this. Is there no end to the bloody follow-ups? I think you just like to see your words on the screen love.
Give us a break - live with whoever, happily ever after and let me do the same. Please. ... (read in full...)
I'm willing to compromise in my home. How can I get my daughter-in-law to pitch in?
Q. My husband and I both smoke. I know it's a nasty, unhealthy, disgusting habit but we have it, nonetheless. We don't smoke in other people's homes out of respect for their space but feel we have the right to do what we want in our own home. ...
A. 18 November 2009: I think I'd be tempted to tell her that you're going away for thanksgiving.
Assuming you're not going to do that, I'd recommend telling her that it's your holiday as well and she and her kids will be expected to treat you and your home with res... (read in full...)
Do boys like large breasts?
Q. heyy...... i am 14 years old and i have larger tits than my friends ... i am 1 38dd and i am still growing will lads like em cuz the are so big ??? ...
A. 15 November 2009: Of course lads will like them. They're tits. It doesn't matter how big or small, if they're tits, lads will like them. Just make sure you wash and powder underneath them though - sweat rash is a real passion killer - and you don't want them to ... (read in full...)
What unusual name to do you have for your privates... and how did you get it?
Q. Mine is petercheese. My girlfriend years ago gave me it. The first time she gave me head she said it squrted out like a can of ez cheese. So she called it peter cheese. ...
A. 11 November 2009: A certain young lady in Florida gave mine the name 'Max', after Maxwell House coffee.
She said he was good to the last drop.
Max is happy with that.... (read in full...)
My first cousin got me pregnant!
Q. I need advice... I did something extremely stupid one night after one too many and it resulted in my pregnancy. The complicated issue here is that the father is also my first cousin he is my fathers nephew (hes my aunts son). After more...
A. 3 November 2009: I don't intend to get into some damned great argument about what's legal and what's not in the US, but like I said, take a look at the link I gave you. Especially RandB. It is not illegal in the whole of the United States. Far from it. The ... (read in full...)
My first cousin got me pregnant!
Q. I need advice... I did something extremely stupid one night after one too many and it resulted in my pregnancy. The complicated issue here is that the father is also my first cousin he is my fathers nephew (hes my aunts son). After more...
A. 3 November 2009: Have a good scout around this website - facts are pointed out rather than fiction and you will be so much the wiser after doing so.
http://www.cousincouples.com/
BTW - LVW's reply hits several nails squarely on the head in the most eloquent fa... (read in full...)
How do I get a No-Strings-Attached Relationship?
Q. Ok without going into the reasons why I want one and the up- and down- sides of it: I want a sex buddy. So how do I get one? I can't (and don't want to) ask exes or female friends. How do I even let a women know that's what I want, without co...
A. 2 November 2009: It's a 'woman' - one of them - or a few 'women' - more than one of them.
Woman = 1 woman
Women = More than 1 woman... (read in full...)
Why am I hurting down there?
Q. I recently had sex with my boyfriend for the first time a few months ago, and the area between my vagina and bum hurts, and it has been for about 3 days now. Is this normal? Please reply....
A. 2 November 2009: If you had sex a few months ago and this particular area has suddenly started to be uncomfortable, it's unlikely to have anything to do with having sex.
Go and see your doctor.
By the way, this area is known as the 'tweren't'. The reason being... (read in full...)
Do girls cum after orgasm?
Q. Do girls cum after orgasm?? ...
A. 31 October 2009: Yes, several times in my experience. Each time more intense then the previous time. Multiple orgasms in other words. Does wonders for a man's ego.... (read in full...)
I'm worried my lack of knowledge in the bedroom will end the relationship!!!
Q. help! ok iv been going out with this guy for a while and i really like him, we'v only ever kissed but i know things will soon be going further. he has slept with 2 other girls (both in long term relationships he isnt a get around) but i havent done ...
A. 30 October 2009: There's no instruction book as far as this is concerned. Think back to how it used to be in the good ol' days when a couple got married and the first time they even saw each other half-naked was a week or more after the wedding - and even then with ... (read in full...)
To cheat or not to cheat? Can mongamy really exist?
Q. Monogamy - can it REALLY exist - or is it natural to struggle with this? I'm asking this question because it seems like everyone cheats. On a marriage, in a relationship, etc. And if they don't it's usually because they "don't want to hurt" th...
A. 29 October 2009: Of course monogamy exists! The only problem is that there's sometimes a time limit on it. We won't mention marriage #1, but in marriage #2 I was 100% faithful from 1985 until 1999, and although I've not married again I've been 100% faithful to my ... (read in full...)
Is this the beginning of physical abuse in the relationship?
Q. My boyfriend and I had a fight. It was bad, I would not give up without talking, he wanted to sleep (had a test the next morning) so he ignored me and my tears (I am extremely depressed lately and feel like I have no one to turn to, so there is a ...
A. 29 October 2009: Who said anything about fighting for their rights? Not me I assure you! Basically, they know when to shut up and give it a rest. You don't see Geisha girls arguing with men do you?
Anyway, all that aside, you two need to learn to live in harmo... (read in full...)
Is this the beginning of physical abuse in the relationship?
Q. My boyfriend and I had a fight. It was bad, I would not give up without talking, he wanted to sleep (had a test the next morning) so he ignored me and my tears (I am extremely depressed lately and feel like I have no one to turn to, so there is a ...
A. 29 October 2009: If I could I'd like, via yourself, to draw your boyfriend's attention to the advert on this thread about Asian Girls For Marriage.
I'm sure Asian girls will be less dramatic and prefer to sleep at night rather than talk. Please show the advert t... (read in full...)
Is this the beginning of physical abuse in the relationship?
Q. My boyfriend and I had a fight. It was bad, I would not give up without talking, he wanted to sleep (had a test the next morning) so he ignored me and my tears (I am extremely depressed lately and feel like I have no one to turn to, so there is a ...
A. 29 October 2009: I totally agree with quiet-echo on this.
You provoked him. You wouldn't let it go. You were like a little Jack Russell terrier pulling on the seat of his pants that kept being warned to let go and eventually got knocked off rather than tal... (read in full...)
How do you know if your guy ejaculated inside you?
Q. My question is for the column: How do know if your guy ejaculated inside you? I recently had sex with my guy and we finished and he said "I came." I wasn't sure if he was telling the truth or not. 1 because I didn't feel it. 2 I didn't feel an...
A. 29 October 2009: that's obvious satin - they want to become parents!... (read in full...)
How do you know if your guy ejaculated inside you?
Q. My question is for the column: How do know if your guy ejaculated inside you? I recently had sex with my guy and we finished and he said "I came." I wasn't sure if he was telling the truth or not. 1 because I didn't feel it. 2 I didn't feel an...
A. 29 October 2009: Stand up, legs slightly apart. Bend at the waist and put your hands on your knees, head level with your groin. Observe. If you drip, he came.
If you're still unsure, grip his penis at the base between forefinger and thumb, squeeze gently a... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 28 October 2009: This 'Boot Knocking' business. Are spurs a requirement or a 'desirable but not essential' aid? If not, they should be. A little 'spurring on' at the point of the vinegar stroke should ensure some extra thrutching, thereby ensuring that the ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 28 October 2009: Is 'Boot Knocking' the same as 'Knee Trembling'?... (read in full...)
My friend's girlfriend tried to seduce me, now what do I do?
Q. Last Friday I went to a small house party… The usual, got off with some girls, caught up with some old friends. Night took a turn for the bizarre near the end… I noticed my mates girlfriend, Kim and some of her friends were at the party. I had...
A. 28 October 2009: You can bet that if you tell him and he confronts her she'll tell him you came on to her. It would be self-defence on her part and he'd as likely as not believe her over you.
If I were you I'd say nothing to him or anyone else for that matter. ... (read in full...)
My girlfriend and I are 14, we want to have a baby, any opinions?
Q. Me and my girlfriend are deeply in love and want to have a baby. Were 14...
A. 27 October 2009: Of course you do.
So what do you want to know - how to make one perhaps?
Or are you asking which gooseberry bush to look under and at what time of year?... (read in full...)
How do I find the hole with the lights out?
Q. Me and my girlfriend have recently started having sex. we lost our virginity to each other and its all amazing and that, but i have 2 kinda embarrassing problems that i'm hoping more experienced guys/girls could help me with... 1: When we're naked...
A. 27 October 2009: If it's visual stimulation you need, you need to get her to put stuff on, not take it off, such as stockings, suspenders and heels!... (read in full...)
Should I have an affair on my husband?
Q. Soon after getting married, my husband had an unfortunate incident where he became paralysed, resulting in us not being able to have a sex life. I love my husband dearly and I did not leave him. I look after him and attend to him the best way I ...
A. 27 October 2009: I'm assuming your husband has suffered a spinal cord injury. If this is the case, all may not be lost. There may be ways of him getting and maintaining an erection sufficient for intercourse to take place, but he'll have to see a doctor ... (read in full...)
How to quickly get rid of a hickey?
Q. What is the best way to get rid of a hickey in 3 days? It is dark red, blue, and the size of a half dollar or spoon tip. ...
A. 26 October 2009: I don't know if it works or not, but I've heard that rubbing toothpaste into it will speed up the process, also Distilled Witch Hazel.... (read in full...)
She loves someone else...should I wait?
Q. here's the story, Kim loves me (not real names), i love amy, amy loves katie (yes shes bi), and katie well she loves everyone (shes sorta a sl*t.) so main point i love amy who says she loves me but also loves katie....i have waited for months for ...
A. 26 October 2009: 'For The Weckord'. Must be short-tongued.... (read in full...)
Ok to cheat on him to get pregnant and then tell him its his?
Q. I have been with my bf for 2 years and love him to def! Now... we have been trying to have a baby the last 6 months with no success. I know it is not ME with any issues because I have had 2 pregnancies before and got pregnant RIGHT away. I ...
A. 23 October 2009: Oh yeah, brilliant idea. You might even be able to get the biological father to secretly pay maintenance too. Do you really want a baby by a chain-smoking wanker? Is it wrong, you ask. What the f*** do YOU think??... (read in full...)
Is my boyfriend lying when he says he doesn't want me to get a boob job?
Q. Okay I want an HONEST answer from the guys here. I have small breasts, like B cup or so. There is enough there for a bit more than a handful, and I can make them look bigger with a push up bra but I hate to do that because I am aware that I am ...
A. 23 October 2009: 'men don't prefer smaller breasts'. Oh yeah? Who says so? You're wrong about that. You're generalising. Some like big, some like small, some like in-between and the rest simply like. In any case, a 'B' cup isn't small. AA is small, but no less ... (read in full...)
I would like to hear your story if anyone has had any dental surgery done!
Q. This isn't a question as much as a thank you, and a request. I've been a site member for a little while now and I've gotten a lot of really sweet emails from a lot of Aunts and Uncles. Some thanking me, some asking for advice, and some just to tal...
A. 22 October 2009: Such a sweet post! It won't be totally painless, no good me saying otherwise, but it does remind me of the girl who goes to the dentist with toothache and tells him she doesn't know which is preferable, having a tooth pulled or giving birth. The ... (read in full...)
He is ignoring my request to get back together!
Q. Hello I broke up with my boyfriend because I thought he has another girlfriend/date. He told me that he does not have any. I texted him "that we can try again.And if you are not interested then tell me". He did not contact me in three hours so I tex...
A. 22 October 2009: I presume that if you're texting him you have a phone? Maybe even a phone at home that's connected to the mains? I wonder if you are aware that these devices can actually be used for the purpose that they were first invented for, which is to ... (read in full...)
My partner's ex is always saying bad things to his kids about us so is it time to tell them the truth about their mother?
Q. My partner is a very caring Dad who spends as much time as he can with his kids from his first marriage. They stay with us on a regular basis and he pays a regular sum to his ex via CSA plus pays extra towards sports, mobile phones etc. His ex goes ...
A. 22 October 2009: I feel your frustration because I was once in the same position as your partner re. the Bank of Dad. It was before the CSA came into being and although I made weekly payments directly to her, the amount of 'extras' was regulated by me. She was ... (read in full...)
My partner's ex is always saying bad things to his kids about us so is it time to tell them the truth about their mother?
Q. My partner is a very caring Dad who spends as much time as he can with his kids from his first marriage. They stay with us on a regular basis and he pays a regular sum to his ex via CSA plus pays extra towards sports, mobile phones etc. His ex goes ...
A. 22 October 2009: It sounds to me like his ex is using the kids as ammunition against him to a certain extent. The youngest is perhaps a little too you to understand, but I think the 13 year old could be told a few facts. Documentary evidence of what money is being ... (read in full...)
Why can some girls have close guy pals that are platonic?
Q. Plenty of my female friends (and yes some are very pretty, prettier than I am) have guy friends that they regularly hang out with, some of these girls are in relationships, and the friendships are strictly platonic sometimes to the degree of ...
A. 22 October 2009: Oh yes, Tiger! 26 year old pheromones are highly prized and perfect for scratch and sniff applications. Perhaps for a small fee you'd be willing to donate a few? If they turned out to be particularly effective we might offer you a stake in the ... (read in full...)
Haven't liked oral in the past -- suggestions?
Q. i was married for 9 yrs. my ex husband went down on me and i didn't feel nothing it was not pleasurable for me. so i don't really care for receiving oral. my current boyfriend wants to perform oral sex on me but i don't let him. this is issue ...
A. 22 October 2009: Maybe your ex-husband wasn't doing it quite right?
Why not give your new fella the opportunity to give it a try and see what he can do for you? You might be pleasantly surprised - or on the other hand you won't feel any different about it, in whic... (read in full...)
Why can some girls have close guy pals that are platonic?
Q. Plenty of my female friends (and yes some are very pretty, prettier than I am) have guy friends that they regularly hang out with, some of these girls are in relationships, and the friendships are strictly platonic sometimes to the degree of ...
A. 22 October 2009: You'd make a fortune - it would revolutionise internet dating and chat sites - you could charge a fee 'per sniff' as the patent holder!!... (read in full...)
Why can some girls have close guy pals that are platonic?
Q. Plenty of my female friends (and yes some are very pretty, prettier than I am) have guy friends that they regularly hang out with, some of these girls are in relationships, and the friendships are strictly platonic sometimes to the degree of ...
A. 21 October 2009: Just had a thought - what we need here is a 'scratch 'n' sniff' application.... (read in full...)
Why can some girls have close guy pals that are platonic?
Q. Plenty of my female friends (and yes some are very pretty, prettier than I am) have guy friends that they regularly hang out with, some of these girls are in relationships, and the friendships are strictly platonic sometimes to the degree of ...
A. 21 October 2009: These yellowjacket things must be some sort of uniquely American bug. Not heard of them here. I suppose they could be a bit like potential suitors eh? Pests? Geddit? Oh well, I thought it was amusing anyway!... (read in full...)
I want to stop self bondage!
Q. i am addicted to self bondage. i call it addiction coz i think it's wrong. i'm trying to give up it. but still when i see any bondage picture unintentionally it disturbs me. i don't have sufficient knowledge about sex and i'd like to know few ...
A. 21 October 2009: Copy and paste -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPpJNMuyeZ4... (read in full...)
I want to stop self bondage!
Q. i am addicted to self bondage. i call it addiction coz i think it's wrong. i'm trying to give up it. but still when i see any bondage picture unintentionally it disturbs me. i don't have sufficient knowledge about sex and i'd like to know few ...
A. 21 October 2009: A few years ago, we had a prominent politician in this country who was found dead one morning. The cause of death was auto-erotic asphyxiation. This involved him pulling his plonker rather rapidly and bringing himself to squirting mode - with a ... (read in full...)
Why can some girls have close guy pals that are platonic?
Q. Plenty of my female friends (and yes some are very pretty, prettier than I am) have guy friends that they regularly hang out with, some of these girls are in relationships, and the friendships are strictly platonic sometimes to the degree of ...
A. 21 October 2009: Yellow Jackets? You mean like construction workers in high-visibilty jackets? You only need worry if swarms of flies follow you around.... (read in full...)
Why can some girls have close guy pals that are platonic?
Q. Plenty of my female friends (and yes some are very pretty, prettier than I am) have guy friends that they regularly hang out with, some of these girls are in relationships, and the friendships are strictly platonic sometimes to the degree of ...
A. 20 October 2009: The only way to interpret that list is that he fancies the pants off you. He wants to get with you. He'd very much like the two of you to be an item. Don't laugh - but it could be pheromones. That faint barely detectable, very subtle whiff of ... (read in full...)
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