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I'm not giving my real name or information for obvious reasons, so you can call me Skellington. Yes, named after Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas.

I think I'm qualified to answer the questions on this website because even though I am young in my years, many people have told me that I'm wise well beyond them and I feel that I can give a decent well-thought answer. I also enjoy the idea, once I get into college, of studying psychology and sociology, so I'm already on the right track by listening to people and talking to them about it (which I enjoy doing).

A few things you should know about me:

-I am a complete and total goth.

-I'm in a loving(albeit long-distance) relationship with a wonderful girl, whom I've been with for about two years.

-I can be very cynical and sarcastic.

-I can also be very blunt when answering a question, so beware.

-I label (yes, it's a very human thing to do, but it's unhelpable).

-As the above factoid partially indicates, I consider being called human a great insult (ask if you want the long explanation).

-I'm a metal head, if you've got a question about music, prepare to get an answer about some foreign metal band from Sweden or Finland that you've never heard of before.

Really, if you've got any other questions about me, just ask.

Even when invited I feel left out

Q.   I feel totally alone. My friends all go out and socailize, but never invite me. When they talk to me, they blame me, and say I should asume to be invited to everything, and I understand that. But I nver feel welcome or wanted, and when I do go out...

A.   15 July 2009: I'd suggest finding new friends. Ones that appreciate you.... (read in full...)

I'd love to enjoy performing oral sex, but the past holds me back

Q.   My boyfriend and I have been together for almost three years now, and he really enjoys recieving oral sex. I have sucked him off many times, but it's always a challenge for me. I know where the problem stems from but am having difficulty finding a ...

A.   8 July 2009: Once again, I agree with Neboraic, you need to find something good to associate with this, rather than thinking of the bad. It's like trying to get rid of a fear, some people think that you can force it on someone and make them take it head on,... (read in full...)

Sex music?

Q.   Me and my girl have got this list going of really good songs to have sex to...i was wondering if anybody can suggest anything else in the lines of rock, metal, or goth. Here's what we got (not all, but some): "Poison" by Alice Cooper "Cou...

A.   8 July 2009: Wow, blondy, that was an amazing answer. thanks a lot : )... (read in full...)

I've never had sex, but I've masturbated before and bled. Am I still a virgin or not?

Q.   Hi, i was wondering about my virginity. I masturbated a lot when i was a teenager but not as often now. The reason i stopped was i bled a little when i inserted a handle into my vagina.then tonight i decided to try masturbating using ice. the thing ...

A.   7 July 2009: I think that you only lose your virginity when you have sexual intercourse for the first time. You have not, only masturbated, so I would still consider you a virgin.... (read in full...)

Why do all the boys go for sexy girls, and not girls like me?

Q.   O.K, I'm an Indie gal, and all other boys go for preps, and I kinda get left out here. Why do boys go for sexy girls and not the goth/mosher/indie girls?? :'( I really want a boyfriend, but the last (and first) boy I asked out rejected me! I get ...

A.   5 July 2009: Because, our generation has been blinded by media and what's "acceptable". Tan skin, Hollister, blond hair, rap music. Our generation has been brainwashed into believing in all of these things and frankly, it pisses me off. I'm part of the ... (read in full...)

I have long hair and it seems that most women find this a turn off!

Q.   I'm 23 and have had long hair (past my shoulders) since I was 17. Is it just me or do all women, apart from a small sample of goth/metal/rock followers, dislike, or more intensively are turned off by, long hair on a guy. For me my hair has always ...

A.   5 July 2009: Find different girls. I don't know dude, I guess I lucked out because my girlfriend like long hair on a dude. Look around in the "Goth" and "Metalhead" departments, you're bound to find a girl that likes your image.... (read in full...)

I really love gothic, black metal music. Does everyone go through this phase?

Q.   i am a gothik girl but don't wear a lot of black.. but love the music.. black metal .. death metal..because of the state of war i lived in... anyways,i just wanted to ask if this a normal phase?i mean does everyone get threw with it?because it is ...

A.   5 July 2009: Sorta what AngelX said. Goth kicked in for me around 14-15 and I've been like that since. And no, it's not a phase, it's a way of life if you believe all of us. Black metal is more of just what you prefer, but I have noticed, that my tastes h... (read in full...)

How do I bring this up to my mom?

Q.   Ok, well I bet half of the people answering this are going to be prep. I don't mean to be mean seems how I am half one. I am not a tom boy but Im not a real girly girl either. I have been talking to my best friend about going goth/emo. She wants to ...

A.   5 July 2009: First off, take that slash out from between goth and emo and get them as far away from each other as possible. It angers me to no end when people associate goth with emo. Goth and emo are two totally different things. Goths aren't just clot... (read in full...)

Goth or Diva?

Q.   i need help.im going in to middle school and i wanna become a goth or a diva.my friend says if i become a snotty diva she won't be my friend no longer.but my dad says that if i should become a snotty diva to show dont mes with me who should i listen ...

A.   5 July 2009: I agree with Neboraic, you shouldn't try and make yourself fit into something you're not, it should come naturally. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by "diva", but if you mean one of those snotty ass girls who think that their shit smell... (read in full...)

Pale skin and dark hair look beautiful to you?

Q.   Ok this might be a silly question but I really need to figure this out. Summer is here ! I have been tanning for a couple of years but think I should stop because of all the skin cancer issues that it can cause. Plus the money issues i'm having at ...

A.   5 July 2009: For me, pale skin and dark hair are a must. Pale skin was once a very desirable trait back in the old days and the dark hair just set it off even more. My girlfriend fits the bill on both of those and so do I. :D We fit the bill for your ... (read in full...)

Sex music?

Q.   Me and my girl have got this list going of really good songs to have sex to...i was wondering if anybody can suggest anything else in the lines of rock, metal, or goth. Here's what we got (not all, but some): "Poison" by Alice Cooper "Cou...

A.   5 July 2009: Well, thank you all for the suggestions. DoubleM, I'm glad you owned up to the fact that your suggestion didn't quite fit in with my preferred genres. But to everyone else that made pop/rap/emo suggestions, learn your genres.... (read in full...)

Pornorgraphy against Religion!

Q.   Hi I'm having trouble with my boyfriend watching porn. Sometimes when i can't satisfy him myself he wants to watch porn... I feel like he's cheating on me when he does this because he's looking at other women (prettier than me might I add) and it h...

A.   26 June 2009: I watch porn. My girlfriend watches porn. She actively watches other girls, as do I. We watch porn together. We watch porn seperately. She likes everything: m/m, m/f, f/f I like: m/f, f/f I don't really know the answer to this one...but, I... (read in full...)

Do men mind pubic hair?

Q.   Hi, I'm so embarrassed I don't know what to say but i have to ask I haven't had sex before and I was wondering about pubic hair do I have to remove it or its okay to leave it there? do men mind? I know its painful and I don't know what to do plz h...

A.   26 June 2009: I guess some do...I've heard of guys that like shapes cut out of pubic hair..like triangles and lightning bolts and stuff... My girlfriend shaves, she likes it better that way and so do I.... (read in full...)

He doesn't mind pleasuring me on my period!!!

Q.   When I'm on my period, I feel digusting and fat and yucky even if I'm not and some of the time I totally do not feel like having sex. But my boyfriend insists he pleasures me orally and I'm suprised he doesn't find it disgusting that I'm on my ...

A.   26 June 2009: Hell, if I was a chick, I wouldn't complain. I've heard from my girl that things are faaaar more sensitive down there while she's on her period. I do it for her, I rather enjoy it. But, I also happen to be a goth/kink...so, I guess it's all down ... (read in full...)

Lesbian, but turned on by straight porn...is this normal??

Q.   Ok, hi people! I've been having some trouble trying to understand something, so thort you guys could help!?! i'll try keep this short, and i hope im not to explicit, or too confusing. Basically i know im gay, and have known like f...

A.   13 June 2009: Well, I'm a little clueless on this one... Although, I kinda get what you're saying. I'm a straight male and even though I watch straight porn, I also watch lesbian porn. And, you guessed it, the lesbian porn gets me hornier. @__@ Anyway, I... (read in full...)

Girlfriend depressed? Should I give her space?

Q.   My girlfriend is going through depression. She doesn't talk to me, touch me or anything. However she still invited me up to her cabin with her parents this weekend. It hurts me to be around her knowing how happy we were before she got depressed ...

A.   13 June 2009: Look after her, find out what's bugging her, talk to her about it, try to help. Just make sure you know what you're going to say and how you're going to say it.... (read in full...)

I'm doing something I think is important, but my g/f is afraid for me

Q.   I'm 18 almost 19 and I'm signing up for the Army, I believe there is a great career in the Army and I think it will be rewarding to do, helping people all over the world. But my girlfriend is very worried and at one point she cried. I really want to ...

A.   13 June 2009: You can either go to the Army and possibly die in battle. or... You can stay, and keep her happy and calm and keep her from worrying about you by staying at her side. Your choice, dude. Personally, I'd stay. Love is more rewarding th... (read in full...)

Posing for naked pictures

Q.   I would really like to send my boyfriend naked pictures of me but I don't know how I should pose. If anyone has any advice I would really appreciate it.....

A.   13 June 2009: Me and my girlfriend are engaged and I got nudie pics for a birthday present one year. Lmao, best gift ever...except maybe for what followed with her. ;) Anyway, just show off the goods, it's what I got and it was bitchin'.... (read in full...)

He made a bet to take my virginity, I found out and hit him

Q.   My `boyfriend` is 23 and im 17 I recently gave my ``boyfriend`` my virginity (we both wanted it). Well I fonud out he made a bet with his friends that he could have get me drunk and have sex with me on his birthday. I was so mad that I punched h...

A.   13 June 2009: Bitchin! He needed it definately. As to what to do you could either: A) Tell him he was a fat sack of douche and try to work it out. or B) Tell him he was a fat sack of douche, punch him again, and leave. or really, any combonation of the t... (read in full...)

Should I have sex at 13?

Q.   i want to have sex with my boyfriend and he wants to as well but we r only 13 is it ok if we did?...

A.   13 June 2009: No, you are waaaaay too young. Personally, I'm all for the rebellion, "do whatever you want" stuff, but sex at 13 is a bit much. Wait till you're 16, that's a normal age and you'll be much more mature if there are any "surprises" say ... (read in full...)

Guys: Does it bother you if your girl uses a vibrator?

Q.   This is a little embarrassing. I have enjoyed masturbation for many years, and then for my seventeenth birthday my weird but lovely best friend bought me a vibrator. Ever since then I have loved using them on a daily basis. I was quite a late ...

A.   13 June 2009: Well, it would bother me if she used it behind my back and not telling me about it. But, otherwise, no. I'd be fine with it. I would much enjoy cuffing my girl to the bed and then torturing her with something like that. Mwahahahaha! ;)... (read in full...)

Guys, what are the best turn-ons, that you wish girls knew ?

Q.   Guys, what are the best turn-ons that you wish girls knew? Hanging out, making out, and beyond... -GG...

A.   13 June 2009: Hm, I sort of disagree with KiwwiTOS on the staring thing, I like my freaky girlfriend. ;) She's the girl who could be so unbelieveably adoreable one minute and the next be ready to chain me to the bed and sex my brains out. This is just me, but I ... (read in full...)

Is it a bad thing to ingest ones own sperm?

Q.   Is it a bad thing to ingest ones own "product"? My fiance has expressed interest in wanting to share a kiss with me after giving me a blow job. Just curious as to if there are any negative side effects....

A.   13 May 2008: hahahaha, i see, well thanks for all that. i was pretty certain that there wouldn't be any bad things, but i just wanted to be certain. :P... (read in full...)

Does it feel better for a girl to masturbate on her stomach?

Q.   My question is: Why does it feel better for a girl to masturbate on her stomach? My girlfriend was telling me about it once and she said that it felt waaay better to do it on her stomach rather than on her back or in the shower. Why is this?...

A.   13 April 2008: I see, well, thanks for the info. :D I was just curious if it was some sort of anatomical thing or just a preference.... (read in full...)

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