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What qualifies you to help people? -I'm not qualified to help people

Where do you live? - yea like I'm going to write that over the Internet

What is your occupation? - freelance

What makes you tick? - people

What's your relationship status? - most likely single until I die

What is your religion? - Judaism

What do you think people? - what don't I think of people

What is your personality like? - I'm Rude, mean, caring, lazy

If I have offended you I'm sorry that you cant handle my response, I'm strait forward,

I do not beat around the bush, I do it for your own good

If you hate me be my guest I could care less.

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Guy blew me off so I sent him an apology! He said he'd get back to me..what does this mean?

Q.   Well this guy that i dated kind of blew me off, so I sent him this really cool apology letter. and I text him and ask did he get it and he said yes, he's thinking he will get back to me. What does that mean?...

A.   12 September 2008: The man is clearly an idiot and you shouldn't have to put up with that. walk away from this guy its very simple since disrespect doesn't count as in "I care for you".... (read in full...)

I'm only 13, pregnant with twins, afflicted with herpes, and I don't know who the father is. How do I tell my parents?

Q.   I just turned thirteen and I found out I am pregnant with triplets I don't know who the father is I have been sexually active with over ten men the last year. I have lied about my age because I am very developed and I don't know what to do. I also ...

A.   12 September 2008: wow...I hope this is a joke....wow the best way is just tell your parents straightout...we all make mistakes and we all have to pay a price for them...your parents are the only ones that you should go to right now...... (read in full...)

How can I tell my boyfriend I want a baby?

Q.   hi well i nned some help im 18 and i want to have a baby...i love kids n i have been taking care of them sence i was 13..or maybe even younger..i just dont know how to tell my boyfriend that i want a baby..whats the easiest way to tell some one u ...

A.   12 June 2008: 1. get married 2. be finnancially able to care for a child 3. talk with your husband that you want to have a child 4. go to a planned parenthood center link- http://www.plannedparenthood.org/... (read in full...)

What is the difference between having sex and making love?

Q.   i was just wondering whats the difference betwwen making love and having sex..how can u tell???...

A.   12 June 2008: tremor took the words right out of my mouth.... (read in full...)

Is everybody lucky enough to find that special someone?

Q.   I am 15, and dont have a boyfriend. I realise this is quite normal, but i still can't help feeling lonely. While my friends are all out with their fantastic boyfriends, im stuck, alone. Well anyways, i know a lot of you will say, "Your time will ...

A.   12 June 2008: the sad fact of life is that some people dont find there special someone. hey but look your still young and there is plenty of time to find that special someone. you will know it when the time comes.... (read in full...)

We joked about my friend engaging in sexual activity with his cousin. Now I wonder, is this legal in our state?

Q.   Well one day me and a few friends were hanging out and talking about the usual : Drugs,fighting and sex. Well one of the guys is going to visit some family in Alabama which includes one Hot cousin of his.We joked around about how he would "do her...

A.   11 June 2008: 1. your still young and should not worry about these things yet 2. majority thinks its incest is immoral 3. yes it is legal in some places... (read in full...)

How do I get back at him for using me?

Q.   ok so there is this guy who i lost my virginity to. im 18 and hes 23 and it turns out that he only used me for sex. now i really want to end it completely with him. i know this sounds bad but i want to hurt him just as bad as he hurt me. so how ...

A.   9 June 2008: Its jerks like this that piss me off, karma my friend will get to him, ignore him dont go to his level he will suffer in the end, but be more careful from now on you can never trust many people nowadays... (read in full...)

I want a baby but I have no boyfriend and am only 12.

Q.   i want a baby but im only 12 years of age. im a single,im good with babys i baby sit my cosin 2. i feel like im ready, but am i. how can have a baby without a boyfreind....

A.   6 June 2008: what is wrong with you. . dont do it babysitting and caring for your own child are two totally different things. 1. you dont have to watch your cousin all the time with your child you do 2. you cannot finacially support yourself on your own rig... (read in full...)

My friends keep pressuring me and she's not worth the wait!

Q.   I've been talking to this girl that I met online for more then 4 years now, and practically our relationship is maxed out. But she lives in a different state, and I've never met her. Yet we really really want to meet, we don't talk anymore because ...

A.   5 June 2008: Get a girl that you can meet and actually see. just be friends with the one online. realationships online are nothing but trouble because you will want to see them but you cant, they may not be who they say they are, and you will never know if they ... (read in full...)

How can I convince her to stay with me?

Q.   Where I live circumcision is uncommon and most girls think it's disgusting. I have been going out with my girlfriend for 3 months now and we had talked about having sex soon. I know that she will find my circumcision disgusting, and I'm worried ...

A.   5 June 2008: If she loves you she wont care about that. tell her there is nothing wrong with being circumcised. Im jewish and I can tell you that Im circumcised but people I know dont think its odd.... (read in full...)

I get horny during my period. My boyfriend won't...

Q.   hi everyone quick question when im on my period i get super horny and i want sex but my bf wont have sex with me bc im bleeding how can i convince him 2 have sex with me? plz can anyone tell me what 2 do he wont go into the shower with me when i ...

A.   5 June 2008: Its hard to learn sel-control but you must learn how to for your boyfriends sake. dont make the person you love do somthing that they dont want to do.... (read in full...)

Teenage years...am I progressing fine?

Q.   Hi my name is Danny :) and i am straight:) I am just looking for some advice on sexual activites/things, ok heres the stroy; 1) Me and one of my freinds (a boy) talk alot about girls cause we are both 14 and it come naturally i think to all boy...

A.   5 June 2008: wait till your older for sex. I know you get horny cause that is what we guys think about at your age but wait till your older for sex. dont be the 13 year old complaining that his girlfriend is pregnant and wants to live a normal life and not be a ... (read in full...)

Dont want to want him!

Q.   Ok. So I'm 14 years old and I met this guy whom is my cousin's friend. He is 16 and we both have sidekick LX's so we frequently IM each other, and everytime we talk I start to have more feelings for him. He isn't mean to me, but he isn't sweet ei...

A.   5 June 2008: simple...stop making contact with him. plus he is sixteen and he probably doesnt want a 14 year old girl. he may like someone more like him and mature.... (read in full...)

I'm in love with the guy my friend likes, who told me he liked me as a joke...let's just say it's complicated.

Q.   well i wuz at a party, and the class clown told me he liked me. i didnt believe him...at first. then i DID believed him and told him i liked him, cuz i REALLY do, ever since 5th grade. and then i found out it wuz a joke, and got so pissed at him. ...

A.   5 June 2008: listen you shouldnt worry about drama. your still young, you have plenty of time to find someone right for you. wait untill your a little older. also learn to type properly most people may not understand you.... (read in full...)

I had anal sex, is there any possible way I might be pregnant?

Q.   I'm 16, My boyfriend and I have been messing around and have only had anal sex! I have missed my period and I'm very moody! It there any possible way that I could be pregnant? Please help I'm so scared!...Thank You...x...

A.   5 June 2008: yes you can possibly get pregnant but its not that high. your 16 shouldnt you be worried more about your realationship than having sex and worrying about pregnancy.... (read in full...)

Missed period...no other pregnancy signs.

Q.   Hi everyone, ok so me and my boyfriend have been trying to get pregnant since september of 07 and I was supposed to start my period on monday and ive missed my period. This is the only pregnancy symptom I have. I want to get a pregnancy test but I ...

A.   5 June 2008: go to the hospital or doctor. if you cant afford a test how can you afford a kid. please dont go on welfare.... (read in full...)

We're having sex in public behind a bush in a field! Is it wrong?

Q.   Me and my boyfriend have been together for nearly 3 years, things happend and at the moment we are unable to stay over at each others houses, so we meet up once a week and more than likely end up having sex, in public behind a bush in a field!.. my ...

A.   5 June 2008: morally yes it is legally it depends where you are at the time. Why dont you just have sex in bed like most people.... (read in full...)

My girl friend is pregnant!

Q.   I am 13 year old boy and i have a really big problem. i am dating a 15 year old girl and several weeks ago we staying at my house. its a long story but at the end we drank a bit and i was drunk and really horny so i had sex with her, i didnt use a ...

A.   5 June 2008: Live up to resposibility. normal kids dont get drunk and have sex just to let you know. Do the right thing and take care of your kid. you made the choice to drink you can no longer lead a normal life. you are going to be a father and it is about ... (read in full...)

Can boys feel if they have 'pre-cum'? Could I be pregnant? Did I lose my virginity?

Q.   Me and boyfriend were messing around and i started to give him head but he said that he wouldn't be able to orgasm as he already masturbated that day. Shortly after we ended up having sex but it was just for a couple of minuites and neither of us ...

A.   4 June 2008: Hope the boy stays with you because you are no longer a virgin, You can be pregnant, as for pre-cum most people dont feel it, good luck youll probably need it.... (read in full...)

How best to have a threesome!

Q.   Is it better to have a threesome with two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl with your husband?...

A.   4 June 2008: what.the.heck.....are you serious two people only not three especially if your married... (read in full...)

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