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you only had a minute to breathe
and they granted you
one final wish
would you ask for something
like another chance
something
simple as this
don't worry too much
it will happen to you
we were children once
playing with toys
if
I gave you everything that I owned
And asked for nothing in return
Would you do the same for me
as I would for you
Or
take me for a ride
strip me of everything
including my pride
spirit is something
no one destroys
well
the sound that I'm hearing is only
the sound
of the low spark of high-heeled boys
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How do I turn my FWB into something more?
Q. So there's this guy that I like, but I don't feel like he feels the same way I do. We are currently in a friends with benefits relationship, but I want it to be more. It would be very hard for us to be in a relationship, because I do online ...
A. 20 November 2009: If there are no benefits then you are just friends.... (read in full...)
What does he mean by 'you have to be more discreet'?
Q. I am married but I also have a guy friend at work who is also married. We both aren't happy in our marriage but neither of us is willing to give up on it yet. We have been exchanging favors if you know what I mean. But it's just what I said it is ...
A. 20 November 2009: ing... (read in full...)
What does he mean by 'you have to be more discreet'?
Q. I am married but I also have a guy friend at work who is also married. We both aren't happy in our marriage but neither of us is willing to give up on it yet. We have been exchanging favors if you know what I mean. But it's just what I said it is ...
A. 20 November 2009: Boy am I stupid. Reverse Psychology 101. Encourage her inner tartness until she gets them both fired.
Try explain that to their respective spouses.... (read in full...)
What does he mean by 'you have to be more discreet'?
Q. I am married but I also have a guy friend at work who is also married. We both aren't happy in our marriage but neither of us is willing to give up on it yet. We have been exchanging favors if you know what I mean. But it's just what I said it is ...
A. 20 November 2009: Obviously oblivious. Fem anon.
I think he wouldn't mind the discretion involved with you moving to a different state.... (read in full...)
What does he mean by 'you have to be more discreet'?
Q. I am married but I also have a guy friend at work who is also married. We both aren't happy in our marriage but neither of us is willing to give up on it yet. We have been exchanging favors if you know what I mean. But it's just what I said it is ...
A. 20 November 2009: And you knew exactly what he meant the instant he said it. You just want to go to an on-line advice column and play stupid and revel in your abandon. Any fifth grader can pull a dictionary out and look up the word discrete. A lot quicker than you ... (read in full...)
What does he mean by 'you have to be more discreet'?
Q. I am married but I also have a guy friend at work who is also married. We both aren't happy in our marriage but neither of us is willing to give up on it yet. We have been exchanging favors if you know what I mean. But it's just what I said it is ...
A. 20 November 2009: It means that it freaks him out when you guys are having sex and your husband pulls up and he has to run out the back. It means he doesn't like the way you hang off him at in public that makes every one pretty sure that you guys are having an ... (read in full...)
How do I turn my FWB into something more?
Q. So there's this guy that I like, but I don't feel like he feels the same way I do. We are currently in a friends with benefits relationship, but I want it to be more. It would be very hard for us to be in a relationship, because I do online ...
A. 20 November 2009: Hot Damn. It don't get any shorter and sweeter than soon567 put it. If the dude wanted more he would be leaning all over you to get it. He ain't. Don't try to read any thing more into it.... (read in full...)
Fifteen and I want a baby now! Mature advice needed.
Q. Please help. I'm quite mature, and I have support from my family and friends. I've always wanted a baby, since I have hit puberty, I think of what it would be like, and how hard it'd be but at the same time how wonderful it'd be. I know it costs a ...
A. 20 November 2009: This is one of the many demons that inhabit the body of Q. Some chick at the grocery store bent over to write a check and whilst he is in that twilight of boobnesia, I will give you a quote from one of your posts of Dear Cupid future.
I am 18 and ... (read in full...)
I need advice on my cheating girlfriend!
Q. Hey guys im rather upset about this but just wanted some constructive feedback and others opinions on it. last night my girlfriend of 4 years went to her male friends house and just them two were drinking until they were completely wasted and he...
A. 20 November 2009: You are a guy. You don't have a girlfriend. Some chick who has a boyfriend likes to come over and party with you until she gets so drunk she lets her guard down. She ends up sitting in your lap and will let you do just about anything you want, ... (read in full...)
I'm in love... with a dead woman!!!
Q. Ok people...this might sound insane but i cant help it. About a year back i saw a picture of a girl and read her life story and i think i am falling over for her. I think i am in love... but the catch is... she died way back during the second ...
A. 19 November 2009: ***Being in love with a dead person is not much different from being in love with a live person who is 100% unavailable to you. Like a modern celebrity.***
So True!... (read in full...)
Am I wrong to be unhappy with my girlfriend performing Burlesque shows?
Q. hi recenty my girlfriend started doing burlesque shows. i think it's just a way for her to get on stage and strip to her under wear and talk dirty with a room full of strangers. is it wrong that i don't like it, i haven't told her out right ca...
A. 19 November 2009: Angela Merkels and Carly Fiorina? Man those two women sure came up with some snappy tunes. ... (read in full...)
Should I tell my family I'm gay?
Q. [Moderator Note: OP, there isn't a third gender. If there were, threesomes would be much less messy.] hello to everyone. i need your advice. please tell me what to do to overcome this problem that i am facing now. i belong to a third gender(gay...
A. 19 November 2009: You are a normal person. So get that line of thinking right out of your head. Most gay people I know spent years hiding this fact when usually every one around them had a pretty good idea they were. Evey gay person I know of right now, has come out ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: Honey. I don't think you get what we are saying. He has already seen you naked. You guys probably were to the point that you were peeing in front of each other. Now you want him to go through the paces like you just met. We are understanding every ... (read in full...)
I'm in love... with a dead woman!!!
Q. Ok people...this might sound insane but i cant help it. About a year back i saw a picture of a girl and read her life story and i think i am falling over for her. I think i am in love... but the catch is... she died way back during the second ...
A. 18 November 2009: And when she shall die, cut her out into little stars and she shall make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with the night and pay no worship to the garish sun.
Oh wait! Too late.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: I will take that 100 slot thank you very much!... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: Can I say one more thing... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: I think you are right about the cultural differences. In my country relationships lead to sex. Even in Texas when you are out on the prairie and the only relationship you have is with your horse. ... (read in full...)
Am I wrong to be unhappy with my girlfriend performing Burlesque shows?
Q. hi recenty my girlfriend started doing burlesque shows. i think it's just a way for her to get on stage and strip to her under wear and talk dirty with a room full of strangers. is it wrong that i don't like it, i haven't told her out right ca...
A. 18 November 2009: Duce was that you? I am sooooo sorry. It wasn't your voice. You sound just like Neil Diamond. I just hate that song. My mother used to put that on and beat me with a wire coat hanger. I just had to get that sound out of my head and you wouldn't shut ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: You were all ready nailing him from way back. What's the big deal now.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: No what you will be reading is...my guy suddenly went cold. No texts he won't return my calls and and and.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: Not to mention that unless someone beats me to it whilst I type. I am the 90th poster.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 18 November 2009: Well we could wait for the seven and a half million years it takes Deep Thought to recalculate Duce's answer or we can settle in on 42. Which also happens to be the number of times I have had sex while nae nae is still talking about it.
This post... (read in full...)
Should I smoke pot before sex?
Q. Would smoking pot before having sex make it hurt less the first time?...
A. 18 November 2009: Burning one before sex would lead me to want to hide under the bed rather that draping my self across it.... (read in full...)
I'm in love... with a dead woman!!!
Q. Ok people...this might sound insane but i cant help it. About a year back i saw a picture of a girl and read her life story and i think i am falling over for her. I think i am in love... but the catch is... she died way back during the second ...
A. 18 November 2009: There is no way she could be worse in the rack than my first wife. Of course with my first, I could reach around with a thumbtack and kind of get her to move some. But not much. ... (read in full...)
Should I continue to feel frustrated, or is there a simple solution to our sexual differences?
Q. I'm in a relationship with the sweetest man I've ever met.He is thoughtful caring and loving,but the problem is he doesn't care to make love.He says were at different stages in life where I'm in my 30's and wanting intimate love and he is 40 and not ...
A. 18 November 2009: I am 51 and I can get hard when the wind blows. I live by the gulf of Mexico and we get some stiff wind but regardless. It's medical or else all this sweet thoughtful loving and caring stuff may warrant a closer look.
Go look at his record coll... (read in full...)
Will I catch up to her? She's 6 feet tall, I'm 5'9"!
Q. I've been dating my girlfriend for 5 months and I love her a lot but she's taller than me she's 6 foot. And im 5 feet 9 inches will I catch up or pass her in height. ...
A. 18 November 2009: If not then instead of going down her you'll have to go up.... (read in full...)
Is being attracted to older men normal?
Q. my name is dan and i am seeing a guy who is 49 and im only 20 he is worried bout the age difference i am too but dnt tell him im worried about wat people will think of us also ive always been into older guys is that normal please help xxxxxxxx ...
A. 17 November 2009: The problem with old people is they smell old.
They look old.
There is hair growing out of places there shouldn't be.
They are bald where there once was hair.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
They have flabby thighs, but fortunat... (read in full...)
How long will my boyfriend stay in jail for assaulting me?
Q. am 17 years old and i was dateing this guy who is 19 years old. we currently brok on saturday. because the police arrested him for hitting me on the street i guess people saw him hit me so they called the cops so they arrested him becasue i am a ...
A. 17 November 2009: ***he punch me on my head a couple of times and threw me to the floor and kicked me***
This is probably misdemeanor assault. Some states might consider the potential damage to the unborn child. Not likely since there was none. So they will rem... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: And Married Lady....... is in the house!... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: I'm with soon 567. Love kids. It's just nice to see them coming and plan around them.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: It's not you new guy.I am worried about.
I don't want to go over to his house unannounced and find some one else's boots are walking
some one else's lips are talking
you outside in the cold
growing lonely
growing old
when all you had to d... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: Well you better do SOMETHING with the new guy. He will burst into flames soon if you don't.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: With all this sexual tension something has got to give. From my experience it usually zippers, buttons, and whatever furniture gets in the way. ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: You keep hanging at your babies daddies place for days on end, yet never seeing the guy you keep asking about? I would tell you to watch for banana peels when you are over at your babies daddies house while he has his pants down. You could slip and ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: When your baby's daddy gets you pregnant again.... (read in full...)
My girlfriend's threesome is haunting me...
Q. My girlfriend recently let slip that she was involved in a threesome when she was 16. The threesome involved her older sister (age 23) and the sister's boyfriend. Some things can't be unheard or rewound and it is now driving me nuts. The words ...
A. 17 November 2009: Your girl, if she is the same age as you, had a threesome with her sister and her sisters boyfriend, back a good twenty years ago. This is just shocking. I am shocked and appalled. Just for a frame of reference..is your girl and her sister like, ... (read in full...)
Help! I'm in love but I barely know him?
Q. Alright, here is my situation. I am in love with this guy. Every time there is even a slight chance of seeing him I get butterflies and my heart races. I can't get him out of my mind and I think I see him sometimes when I'm out. He is very funny, ...
A. 17 November 2009: I divide relationships into three phases. Dating. Marriage. Divorce. Sounds like you are ready to skip the first phase, and move this straight to marriage. If so, you can get to the divorce straight away be done with this whole mess and find some ... (read in full...)
Am I right to be concerned or am I thinking too much?
Q. I met a great man on this dating site. He's nice, caring, loving. We both like the same things and we feel comfortable around each other. When we go out, it's not that I'm proud to show him around but I feel comfortable around him. It's not like I'm ...
A. 17 November 2009: Every body wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die.... (read in full...)
He said I just don't turn him on!!!
Q. Ok first thanks for taking the time to read this. This guy and I started an exclusive relationship a little over a week ago. He has a hard time staying hard during intercourse, and I am very patient with him and I continue to rub him and kiss him to ...
A. 17 November 2009: Let me tell you something. I don't give a rats ass how big you are. It doesn't matter whether you just stepped down from the circle of the Westminster Kennel Club fresh from Madison Square Garden. If you and he are behind closed doors, and you are ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 17 November 2009: ***He sometimes asks me to not to stay very long, cause i sometimes spend a day or two so he can be with our baby, cause she is still a baby and i don't leave her just yet.***
Do you have a name picked out for your baby's sibling?
... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 16 November 2009: woke up this morning
and what do I see?
A followup from Nae Nae
waiting for me.
I click on the link
Cuz by now I think
they been knocking boots
since a quarter to three
your man may be vex
but it's from lack of sex
it's time to quit ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 12 November 2009: What is in a name? That which we call boot knocking,
By any other word would be just as loud.
Doth a head board banging on the wall, called by any other name not keep the neighbors up just as late?
Doth calling panties panties, rather than ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 29 October 2009: The need for spurs is contingent on the number of legs your date for the evening has.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 28 October 2009: Eyes... take a homo selzter and you will wake up feeling yourself. Boot knocking is when a man puts his crankenspiel into a woman's poohdidlenum and vasicates it until he reaches a state of nirvanicosis commonly known as orasmania. Glad I could ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 28 October 2009: Before during and after sex you can really see what a guy is made of. Especially after. Give him a couple of minutes to adjust. But if he acts like he wants you to turn into a pizza and a six pack like 10 minutes after he probably is using you for ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 27 October 2009: So are you saying you won't be having sex with him.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 27 October 2009: Think of having sex and being totally naked
* except*
*for*
*your*
*stylish*
*and*
*well*
*crafted*
....where do I live?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Texas!
And in Texas we wear ......
Boots!
So if you have sex wearing only your boo... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 26 October 2009: Sometimes it's love and relationships that are confusing. You will be OK. Call this dude up and tell him you want to knock boots. I am not being a smart ass. You guys are missing out on a lot of good sex in the interim here. In the after glow of ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 26 October 2009: I'm glad I could help out. But there are good points through out. Some of the people you had issues with are friends of mine and you didn't always state your position clearly. The answer of mine you liked so much was me just sort of me filtering out ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 26 October 2009: If you want people here to read your question carefully, would you at least attempt to write them carefully.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 15 October 2009: yes it is genuinely possible.... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 15 October 2009: Men and their libido like to keep their options open. If he never sees you then he sees somebody else. You sound like plan B. Or C D E F or G ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 15 October 2009: It's an acronym for Long Distance Relationship. From what you say I think he is into you. You seem convinced of it. Go for it. You speak more highly of him than my first wife did of me the night before our wedding. Go get some!!!... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 14 October 2009: adamskidude ROLTFLMAO! I keep telling the women on this site about a man and his penis, but they won't listen to me. My analogy is that we can't walk by a wood fence with out sizing up the knot holes and conference calling our dick for input. They ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 14 October 2009: AOS I think it might be but they had a real relationship way back. ...I think. She said they used to have sex. These days I guess that doesn't mean they were on the continent when it went down though does it?... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 14 October 2009: I read your question again. He is way interested. Meet him. Have sex with him. If you want, him you can get him. Slow and easy. At first draw him in like the way dust settles on a dirt road after a passing car. Make him think it is all his Idea. I ... (read in full...)
Surely he must be really into me if he doesn't mind that I had a baby with someone else?
Q. there is this guy i know for about 5yrs we dated at one point in time, prior to that we were friends so we had known each other on that level before we became intimate, however we broke up, we both were seeing other people, we then met again about a ...
A. 14 October 2009: Guys can be all over the map on this one. I married a woman with two kids from a previous marriage, and never thought a thing. It was of course, a straight up thing. She had been married. She had two kids. She broke up. We met and married. End of ... (read in full...)
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