Like what
he writes?
... Add q1605 to your favourite agony aunts
Want to get in touch?
... Send q1605 a private message | | q1605's Ratings |
Rating: 6.34 |
| | q1605's profile: 49
marriages 2up 2down
born raised dallas texas
Assume man to be man and his relationship to the world to be a human one : then you can exchange love only for love, trust for trust,etc
Karl Marx |
|
Should men pay on the first 'date'?
Q. Question #1 I met a woman on an online dating service. She suggested we should meet up for coffee and I agreed and suggested a time and place. When we finished she said she would go to the restroom while I took care of the bill. She didn’t offe...
A. 13 May 2008: Women pay a lot of lip service to this but the only woman who has ever bought me any thing out is my mother. Just get used to it. Don't invite anyone out where you can't pull the whole load behind you and don't worry about it. Women are pretty fun ... (read in full...)
Is it normal for a girl to like getting spanked?
Q. i like to be spanked during sex. whats wrong with me?...
A. 13 May 2008: if you like it it's normal for you. A little smacking up of the ass pales in comparison to what some people are into... (read in full...)
Masturbation. Can anybody confirm my fears, or is it all just a big lie?
Q. Hi. I'm a little concerned. People say that you can Masturbate as often as you want and it's not a problem. But I heard about a condition you can get if you do it too often. I forget the name of it, but all I know is I don't want to get it. Recently...
A. 13 May 2008: Fade I hate to argue with a face like that but I am with anonymous. There will never ever never by any stretch of the imagination be a substitute for a vagina. God was on his game when he came up with them. And he put them in such pretty packages. ... (read in full...)
Why did he give himself a handjob when he has me?
Q. i sleep with my defacto and thought i satisfied him sexually but the other morning very early he i think handjobed himself twice and now i feel i dont make him happy what does it mean when a guy gives himself a handjob when he has a live in ...
A. 13 May 2008: Lonely Two. I'm glad you are covering the clinical aspect of this. But I need to know what viscosity you need to use and where do you squirt it. I only know of one way to the prostate and I might take a pass on that ... (read in full...)
Why is it that I don't really make a lot of friends/
Q. I have always been considered as a loner(and that is why my named myself as the lone wolf).I hardly have any friends and I have been in two relationships during high school. Those girls were pregnant by their other boyfriends and for what? To ...
A. 13 May 2008: what is your criteria of what betrayal is. I was probably the shiest person on the face of the earth. Then at age 16 I got a job working as a cashier at a Safeway store. There is no room for shyness in that environment. I came out of my shell, got ... (read in full...)
Why did he give himself a handjob when he has me?
Q. i sleep with my defacto and thought i satisfied him sexually but the other morning very early he i think handjobed himself twice and now i feel i dont make him happy what does it mean when a guy gives himself a handjob when he has a live in ...
A. 13 May 2008: He gave himself a hand job? That is too sweet. Be glad you don't live with a letch like me. I can't pass a knot hole in a wooden fence without sizing it up to see if my penis would fit there comfortably. He's a guy. Our dicks are our best friends. ... (read in full...)
I'm getting nuisance calls, what can I do?
Q. My question is a bit strange but it is something that has been bothering me for a long time. Ok, it all started bout 8 months ago, i fell out with my bitchy best mate. A few weeks later i started getting anonymous phone calls, the number would alw...
A. 12 May 2008: if you thinks it's them start talking about how you have been hoping someone new would come into your life and get you away from your current boyfriend and his small penis. How you have been praying for a real man to take you in a way he never ... (read in full...)
Masturbation. Can anybody confirm my fears, or is it all just a big lie?
Q. Hi. I'm a little concerned. People say that you can Masturbate as often as you want and it's not a problem. But I heard about a condition you can get if you do it too often. I forget the name of it, but all I know is I don't want to get it. Recently...
A. 12 May 2008: you will go blind but just quit when you need glasses... (read in full...)
I am in love with two people
Q. Ive came to a real dilema. I have fallen in love with two people. What am I supposed to do? How do I possibly choose? Please help me. Its giving me sleepless nights....
A. 12 May 2008: I've never been in love with two people. Its all I can do to find one to really fall for. Wouldn't it be nice if when you fell in love a membrane would pop up like around an egg in the fallopian tube to lock out all the sperm that would be second ... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: and its smitten. which is what girls posing for pictures in sandals with horizontally stripped open toed socks do to me... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: Thank you collaroy. Fresh blood and fresh air. Smite away. Someone has made off with my refresh icon. Have you seen it? I just looked away for just one second and it was gone... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: Where is the moral outrage that 25 answers into this and I don't know what the question was and I am the one who posted it... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: Well...I'm ....I'm rubber AND your glue everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: Don't rush me..I'm working on it... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: How dare you even mention The lovely Linda..I...You ......OK the gloves are off... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: I'm not sure about the homosexual reference but you will pay for it. Later. Striesand tickets go on sale next week and I am going down now to pitch a tent do I will be first in line.... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: Well i was fishing for some bible thumpers and i think I hooked an older sister. Damned thing fights like you wouldn't believe.... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: Well I will start at the beginning. A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: And yes this is a computer generated mosaic of every dog. All breeds were equally represented and all human sensibilities were considered. Its been partially hydrogenated genetically modified and topped with crunchy cinnamon butter. Try it at home ... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: well I've got you begging we just need to work on the what for... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: My dawn or your dawn. I regret that i have but one life to give for the republican party. But that is the cornerstone of civilization. Some give up their life so that others can drop trou and show their ass and moon the world... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: I'm sorry. My dog ate my voter registration card so this is one of societies ills that cannot be tied to me directly. Speaking of being schooled......I'll deal with you later older sister... (read in full...)
Where is the Moral Outrage?
Q. This question is directed to the Bible thumpers out there and you know who you are. About the so totally holy and super sacred institution of marriage. When two dudes get married the marriage is between one man and one woman brigades crap their ...
A. 12 May 2008: I'm not sure how you got there from here. But for the record marriages 2 affairs zero. Back to you anonymous ... (read in full...)
I suggested that my boyfriend pick up other girls for sex but now we are both confused as to why I said this!
Q. I'm currently in a healthy relationship with a guy that does not live nearby. He has visited me numerous times and we spent every minute we can talking (whether it be on the phone or online). I'm in love, and he is too. He's very into sex. He com...
A. 12 May 2008: for what ever reason you said something in the heat of the moment that will not stand the test of time. Not for you and him anyway. If he tries to hold you to these words he's an ass and you are not with a good person. Half of sex is just showing ... (read in full...)
Confussed about how I should live my life
Q. Im so confused. my old life and friends are back and before with them i enjoyed life but when they left i was so depressed. i used to cut my self. ok with them i smoke and drank but i do not blame them for that i could of said no. But today i was ...
A. 12 May 2008: There are things that must be generated from within.
That is what makes life so hard to live. What to do is the easy part. Doing it is the hard thing. I or the other aunts can answer your questions as specifically as you are willing to ask them... (read in full...)
He wants sexy but I don't think I am...
Q. hi everyone ok i need help from all guys. my bf wnts me 2 do something sexy for him and im not sexy one bit. im worried that he mite not like what i do. so thats what i need help on guys what do ur gfs/wives do that is sexy 4 u? i want him 2 ...
A. 11 May 2008: I got worked up just reading that. Go for it... (read in full...)
What does love mean to you?
Q. This has more than likely been asked many times before but I don't feel like going through thousands of questions. Anyway I wanted to know what each of you thought love means to you....
A. 10 May 2008: Love is caring for s person more than you do for yourself. Love is being willing to lay down all that you are and all that you will ever be if it could buy that person even one more minute on this earth. It is the willingness to shoulder any ... (read in full...)
Confussed about how I should live my life
Q. Im so confused. my old life and friends are back and before with them i enjoyed life but when they left i was so depressed. i used to cut my self. ok with them i smoke and drank but i do not blame them for that i could of said no. But today i was ...
A. 10 May 2008: To thine own self be true. Your realization that the course you have been on may not be the best one for you, shows that you are ready to be honest about your life, and you are ready to be honest about this to yourself. And be honest with others. ... (read in full...)
How to tell him I want longer sexual encounters without offending him?
Q. How do I tell my boyfriend I want him to last longer during sex without offending him? Also, how can I get him to last longer?...
A. 10 May 2008: All that is good advice but think about the passion of the first. Thats when this encounter is fresh and new. The second and third nut will take longer, but it tends to be all about the just banging over and over and gets repetitive even for the ... (read in full...)
He wants sexy but I don't think I am...
Q. hi everyone ok i need help from all guys. my bf wnts me 2 do something sexy for him and im not sexy one bit. im worried that he mite not like what i do. so thats what i need help on guys what do ur gfs/wives do that is sexy 4 u? i want him 2 ...
A. 10 May 2008: First of all every woman that has even grazed this planet is full of grace and poise and is sexy beyond belief. And if not universally you are to somebody. The only reason that I can think of for civilization to advance and to keep advancing is ... (read in full...)
I need kissing advice...
Q. well you see im 14 and i have a crush on this guy firstly i dont no how to get him to notice me he is always (in a jkie wai) takin the mick out of me and secondly i think im frigid because i dont no how to french kiss a boy and im scared i will be ...
A. 10 May 2008: God I love that expression. Taking the mick out of you. And all of you seem to know what it means. What does it mean? Am I old or just from the states. Not knowing how to kiss isn't frigid my little gin blossom. Just kiss soft and slow and sweet ... (read in full...)
My girlfriend wants to move on but how do I get her back?
Q. My girlfriend of 3 and a half years just recently broke up with me. We started dating right when she got out of highschool she is now 22 and i am 25. We were each others first love and now she says she wants to be alone. She says she doesnt really ...
A. 10 May 2008: Nothing. You give her space and if she decides you are what she wants from a man she will come back. If she doesn't you will not be prolonging the agony. Chasing someone in this situation has never worked. Who's to say you won't find somebody you ... (read in full...)
Are there side effects to contraceptive pills?
Q. Hi, my doctor prescribed me some contraceptive pills to ease my stomach pain and shorten periods. I was just wondering if there's any side-effects? I need a bit of reassurance because i'm rather hesitant to take them. Thanks!...
A. 10 May 2008: yes. once again please discuss this with your DOCTOR. the aunts can tell you how oral contraceptive have affected them but ultimately this is a decision for you and your Doctor to come to. No two women will have the same experience with this. And ... (read in full...)
Am I having a miscarriage?
Q. I am 7 weeks pregnant and I have been bleeding off and on for about 3 weeks. Well last night I passed a clot about the size of a quarter or bigger. I went to the hospital a little while back and they told me it was a threatened miscarriage, I really ...
A. 10 May 2008: Yes listen to Mandy. All you kids out there expect credible medical advice from the aunts here and when a doctor would not advise you without a physical exam in person. Go to a doctor now.... (read in full...)
Come on aunts and uncles stop dodging your resposibilities....
Q. I often hear the phrase 'it's not for me to judge'. If no one offers a judgement then how is right and wrong determined in society? Someone batters an old woman, 'it's not for me to judge'....Someone molests a child, 'it's not for me to judge'. Isn...
A. 9 May 2008: Bud, I live in the last democratic jurisdiction that seems to actually enjoy putting humans to death and does so as often as they can legally get away with it. Do most of the people the state of Texas put to death deserve to die? I would say yes ... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: why are women born with two sets of lips? so they can piss and moan... (read in full...)
Is it possible for a man to only be turned on by one woman?
Q. My man says he has never thought of cheating on me. He has many attractive female friends and I sometimes wonder if this is temptation for him. I am pretty confident he won't pursue anything more than a frienship with these women (because he ...
A. 9 May 2008: Trying to get a man to not be attracted to any women but you is like trying to stop a space shuttle launch about 5 seconds into it. Not gonna happen. But you can harness it and keep it directed where you want it and that is very easy. I can't tell ... (read in full...)
Why doesn't he care about my family's health, or is it just a 'guy thing' to have no feelings?
Q. Hi, I'm getting married in about a month but I have a question. I'm wondering if my fiance is just very insensitive or if it is just a guy thing. A few years ago (during the first year that we were dating) my mother was in the hospital for s...
A. 9 May 2008: Any thing wrong before marriage just gets wronger. More wrong. Doesn't get any better. Empathy in short supply now will be nonexistent later. Those of us that have been in long term relationships know that both sides are putting their best foot ... (read in full...)
If he keeps saying my name that way, I'm going to give him something that guaranteed he'll never forget.
Q. I told a guy at work today that "I love the way you say my name, you make it sound so sexy." (This guy is Spanish and he pronounces my name with an appealing accent, almost with adoration). The next time he does this, I'll tell him that if he keep...
A. 9 May 2008: Yes ..everything that older sister said but say it with smiling eyes. Let your eyes tell him to bring it on. And he will.... (read in full...)
Please clarify 'doggy style' for an argument's sake, thank you.
Q. Okay, so my friend and i are arguing over who is right on this one, please help... While doing it doggy style, does the guy go in the girls vagina or her butt hole? Thank you!!...
A. 9 May 2008: But to really consummate this a in way that is truly in the traditional sense of the word "doggie style" You have to have an old woman beat you with a broom while her husband dumps a bucket of ice cold water over the two of you... (read in full...)
Dear Cupid, this is the kinda stuff we want to hear.....
Q. Just a little light comic relief, some entertainment if you like - sort of based on some of the problems here on Dear Cupid. Feel free to lighten your load : ) I'll start by submitting 8 things that I think guys would 'LOVE' to hear from their ...
A. 9 May 2008: And what is love for a man. The delusion that one woman differs from another.... (read in full...)
| 
