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How Do I Keep My Ex Away From My Social Scene?
Q. ok , so me an my ex got together about a year ago. we spent a lot of time together, probably too much, but all that time was spent at his, at his mates ir driving him to and from his mates, i never had anychance to see my mates, when i did break th...
A. 15 July 2008: I just think you have to cut him out of your life as hard and ruthlessly as you can. He's got no right to be intruding into your life. It's obviously tough if he wants to be an arsehole and destroy any chance you have of enjoying life without him. ... (read in full...)
Geek gets love, popular girl gets lovesick!!!
Q. Ok this is how it is, i met this awesome guy named R.E. at school, and him and my bestfriend were going out when i met him, but then he broke up with her and me and him started going out, but i had a boyfriend that was on the football team and he ...
A. 12 July 2008: The OP has apologised privately for her outburst. And I was impressed that she admitted that she's used to getting her own way and needs to change.
I don't think that people should be just written off as "hopeless". It's always possible for peop... (read in full...)
I didn't reach to climaxing in my relationships, does my problem have anything to do with the way I masturbate?
Q. When i masturbate, i do it face down, rubbing my clitoris in a pillow, floor or bed and my orgasms are amazing. I've tried to masturbate the regular way, just by sitting or laying down on a bed face up, and rub my clitoris with my fingers or ...
A. 12 July 2008: No one can tell you exactly what to do because it's your body, and everyone's body is different. You have lots of time to experiment and find out. Take it easy, don't hurry, and enjoy the journey!
By the way, have you used a vibrator?... (read in full...)
Geek gets love, popular girl gets lovesick!!!
Q. Ok this is how it is, i met this awesome guy named R.E. at school, and him and my bestfriend were going out when i met him, but then he broke up with her and me and him started going out, but i had a boyfriend that was on the football team and he ...
A. 12 July 2008: Just as I was posting the previous posts, I got the following message from the OP in my mailbox:
"hun please! just wanna tell ya, i'm not a nasty hoe k. and R.E. should be with someone like me not a fat nasty geek ok. get it right sweetie.... (read in full...)
Geek gets love, popular girl gets lovesick!!!
Q. Ok this is how it is, i met this awesome guy named R.E. at school, and him and my bestfriend were going out when i met him, but then he broke up with her and me and him started going out, but i had a boyfriend that was on the football team and he ...
A. 12 July 2008: "Despite their image as gorgeous, masculine hunks, I've heard from a number of people that they are not always terribly good lovers."
I was talking about football players here. ... (read in full...)
Geek gets love, popular girl gets lovesick!!!
Q. Ok this is how it is, i met this awesome guy named R.E. at school, and him and my bestfriend were going out when i met him, but then he broke up with her and me and him started going out, but i had a boyfriend that was on the football team and he ...
A. 12 July 2008: OK, I apologise for my previous reply. I don't normally like putting people down when they are asking for advice, but your post just rubbed me up the wrong way. I'm sorry to hear that you couldn't get the guy you wanted. It happens, more often than ... (read in full...)
I only get turned on by prostitutes!
Q. I have always have had sex with prostitutes, but never with a "normal" woman. I just don't get turned on by normal women. only prostitutes turn me on. Is there any thing wrong with this? Am i supposed to have sex with hoes the rest of my life? I ...
A. 11 July 2008: Sounds perfectly normal to me. You want sex but you don't want the bother of a permanent relationship and you don't want the hassle (and expense) of chasing after women for one night stands. Besides which, you get variety with "whores" and they are ... (read in full...)
How Do I Keep My Ex Away From My Social Scene?
Q. ok , so me an my ex got together about a year ago. we spent a lot of time together, probably too much, but all that time was spent at his, at his mates ir driving him to and from his mates, i never had anychance to see my mates, when i did break th...
A. 11 July 2008: I don't get this. He's your EX. He has no right to be bothered if you don't invite him along to YOUR night out. He doesn't own you!
You don't have to apologise, you don't have to do anything. Tell him to get lost. And keep up the secrecy. He's got... (read in full...)
She said she had been "forcing her feelings" to try to make it work. Is this possible?
Q. I was wondering, is it possible for someone to fake feelings because they want to be with someone. I was seeing a girl for about three weeks and she seemed very into me...lots of texts saying how much she liked me, etc. She stayed over at mine on ...
A. 11 July 2008: It's rather hard to say, so I can only speculate.
Is it possible that she's one of these people who feel "pressured" -- by expectations, by their own hopes -- to put on a better front than she actually feels? You know, like people who are smil... (read in full...)
I hate myself for cheating, but I cannot seem to stop! I need to understand why I am doing this...
Q. Ok, i know people will have little sympathy for me but I cannot stay faithful. My parents died when I was 3 and I was raised by my aunt and uncle who never really had much time for me. They were'nt affectionate and in some ways seemed to resent...
A. 11 July 2008: Maybe other people have better knowledge of this sort of thing, but before commenting on this, I'd be interested to know exactly what goes through your mind when you sleep with other men. What are you thinking and feeling? Are you unable to resist ... (read in full...)
I'm struggling to "get it up". Any advice?
Q. Hi im 22 years old have had a good sex life up to about 3 months ago and I now struggle to get it up. I had a girl I was seeing for a bit very good looking and we both liked each other alot and it just wouldnt happen it did sort of a couple times ...
A. 11 July 2008: It's quite possible that the whole issue could be psychological. Once you start getting problems getting hard, your fears tend to perpetuate the problem. The next time you want to get hard, you worry so much that you lose it!
I had a similar ... (read in full...)
Do guys like it when girls 'squirt'?
Q. Hi there! Wondering if you could help me out here, last night my boyfriend and I were being intimate and he was giving me oral, all of the sudden I climaxed. The problem here is that as I was finishing I 'squirted', that's never happened before. ...
A. 11 July 2008: I only ever had one girl squirt, just one time, and I was completely amazed. But it only ever happened once, and I wish it would happen again :( I think it's fantastic. A lover who is visibly turned on (vaginal movements, orgasm, squirting, all the ... (read in full...)
I've been sending him erotic videos and I could use new ideas of the kind...
Q. Hey! My Bf and I are always sending each other dirty texts. Recently we have been exchanging dirty photos and videos. I've been sending him videos of me fingering myself but im kinda stuck for other things to film. I want to blow his mind - so wha...
A. 11 July 2008: How about a vibrator?... (read in full...)
I didn't reach to climaxing in my relationships, does my problem have anything to do with the way I masturbate?
Q. When i masturbate, i do it face down, rubbing my clitoris in a pillow, floor or bed and my orgasms are amazing. I've tried to masturbate the regular way, just by sitting or laying down on a bed face up, and rub my clitoris with my fingers or ...
A. 11 July 2008: It's quite possible that the way you masturbate has something to do with it. I had a girlfriend who masturbated like you. In the 8 years we were together I was never able to give her an orgasm, whether through intercourse or oral. We would go for ... (read in full...)
Tight or flappy down there - what do guys prefer?
Q. Ok got a question. I know all women are different "down there", but what do you guys generally think of labia or flaps or whatever you want to call them. I've seen girls who have really short labias, and then girls with really puffy labias and ...
A. 11 July 2008: Difficult question. Aesthetically speaking, It's not just the size, it's also the shape of the labia. Some are large and regular, some are small and irregular. Some are quite fleshy and hang out, some are incredibly fleshy but are neat and stay ... (read in full...)
Geek gets love, popular girl gets lovesick!!!
Q. Ok this is how it is, i met this awesome guy named R.E. at school, and him and my bestfriend were going out when i met him, but then he broke up with her and me and him started going out, but i had a boyfriend that was on the football team and he ...
A. 11 July 2008: Sounds like R.E. and you would be a terrible match.
1. You are a liar. You lied to him that you broke up with your HOTTIE football team hunk.
2. You are really up yourself. What makes you think you are so good that you can refer to other p... (read in full...)
How can I deal with this bullying and nastiness?
Q. hi everyone I am not sure if this is the right place to come but I seem to have run out of places for help. Ok my problem is this. I am an Australian girl who is living in England. The problem is I hate it, my dad is here for work for another 2 ye...
A. 10 July 2008: Bloody poms!... (read in full...)
I don't even want to go out in public anymore thanks to this jerk at the grocery store!
Q. Today I went to the grocery store to shop for food. My mom and sister came along. While I was standing behind my mom while she was paying the cashier. There was this stranger that took a look at me and told his friend quietly that he was standing ...
A. 10 July 2008: Sounds to me like the jerk has bigger problems than you. He's quite clearly crippled inside, which is a lot worse than acne. You should feel pity for him. What kind of life can the poor guy lead with an internal deformity like that? ... (read in full...)
I think I'm gay, but I don't want to be!
Q. im a 16 year old boy who want to be a straight normal boy. But i believe im gay. i look at gay porn alot and i like it i masterbate on them all the time. my penis becomes hard when i look at it. i try all the time to start masterbating on women but ...
A. 10 July 2008: I've been through something similar to you, but I'm at the other end of the tunnel.
I used to think I was bi because I was attracted to penises as well as women's bodies. At high school I'd look at some guys and think how much I'd love to see thei... (read in full...)
How do I deal with the death of my mistress?
Q. sad storey that i cant get over,i was having an afair for over 25 years. she was a wonderfull person,she had a husband me a wife,we went out together 3 times per week and it suited both of us, 2 years ago at christmas time new years eve to be corre...
A. 10 July 2008: Oh, by the way "Dr Solutions", the word "mistress" in the title was used by the moderator. The OP did not refer to her as a mistress in his post.... (read in full...)
How do I deal with the death of my mistress?
Q. sad storey that i cant get over,i was having an afair for over 25 years. she was a wonderfull person,she had a husband me a wife,we went out together 3 times per week and it suited both of us, 2 years ago at christmas time new years eve to be corre...
A. 10 July 2008: I am sorry to hear your story. The fact that this was the kind of relationship frowned on conventionally doesn't detract from the reality of your grief over the death of a person who meant so much to you.
I believe your anguish is a result o... (read in full...)
I want a baby but his penis does not go inside my vagina, why?
Q. it has been one year of our marriage but still i m not getting pregnant.me and husband have sex twice or thrice in a week without taking any precautions. we love each other madly. we do our best to get pleasure but we dont know that why his penis ...
A. 10 July 2008: I think we need more details. Why doesn't it go in?
Is his penis too small?
Is his penis too soft?
Are you a virgin and do you still have the hymen intact?
Without this information we are just groping in the dark.... (read in full...)
Should I change for him or act like myself and see what happens?
Q. me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 3 months and here in the past year i have felt like i cant be myself around him. a couple of nights ago we went out and on the way home we got into an aggument and i said something about not being ...
A. 9 July 2008: Er... I think it's well known that one of the great romantic lines is: "Don't change a thing. I love you just the way you are".
I don't think that: "You can be yourself when ever you want. Just don't be yourself around me. Just don't do things t... (read in full...)
Why do married men ogle other women?
Q. Why do men when they are married 'lech/ogle' women and flirt with them? Are they insecure, are they trying to boost their own ego, are they not happy with their own marriage?...
A. 9 July 2008: "I find him on the sidewalk, going the opposite direction of where he is headed, watching a girl who had passed him by and he has this big grin on his face. I don't think he ever expected for me to come around the corner and see him."
That ... (read in full...)
Where do I "go" when I have to pull out?
Q. This is kind of a strange question but here goes. When having sex with an unfamiliar partner, where do you "cum" when you need to pull out? Is there some kind of ettiquette with this kind of thing? Seriously I never know what to do when that moment ...
A. 9 July 2008: You ask for a lesson in etiquette and you get a lecture on STDs and pregnancy.
OK, I think that on the stomach is the obvious place. However, it may or may not be acceptable to her.
You could always ask her? "I'm ready to come, where do y... (read in full...)
He's addicted to porn but he's perfect in every other way. I don't know what to do.
Q. I'm pretty depressed right now. I've been with my 42 year old boyfriend for 3.5 years. I am 40. At the start of our relationship he was upfront about his porno tapes. About 6 months later when feelings started developing I became insecure with ...
A. 9 July 2008: Jessica, I think you are remarkably fair and balanced in your posts. Personally, I feel that if you can loosen up a bit on your aversion to porn, your relationship with this guy will be fine and the lies will disappear.
Your point about suggesti... (read in full...)
My husband cheated on me with a prostitute, how can I trust him again?
Q. how do i save my marriage after my husband of 10 yrs went away "golfing" wiv guys from work and slept wiv a prostitute.i knew by the way he was when he got back and when asked he admitted it.he was drunk(though no escuse) and i belive him that ...
A. 8 July 2008: I realise I've come across as unsympathetic to your heartbreak. That's not really how I meant it. This is something that has hurt you deeply, and I don't blame you.
In my post, I was merely trying to minimise the significance of your husband'... (read in full...)
He's addicted to porn but he's perfect in every other way. I don't know what to do.
Q. I'm pretty depressed right now. I've been with my 42 year old boyfriend for 3.5 years. I am 40. At the start of our relationship he was upfront about his porno tapes. About 6 months later when feelings started developing I became insecure with ...
A. 8 July 2008: Actually, I don't think he is. He doesn't sound like the person who would. My point is that if you push a person to hide things, it creates a bad precedent. Even if he's watching porn, he shouldn't feel pushed to cover it up. It's bad for the ... (read in full...)
Juat found out my new boyfriend is an escort... how do I cope?
Q. ok i have falling 4 my best friend i have known him 6years and we have been though so much and was the only 1 that understoad when my dad died. and now we r getting together. well we were he has told me that he sometimes takes women out and gets ...
A. 8 July 2008: If you're not sure, don't come on here! This board is not terribly sympathetic to anything but straight marital sex and premarital sex with a steady partner. They will tell you "he's cheating", he's a prostitute, etc.
Don't worry what the people h... (read in full...)
I would like some rational opinions on our 16yr age gap?
Q. I am a 27 year-old female. I just started dating a man who is 43. A little more background about the relationship: He has never been married, and has no children. He has a master's degree, good income, and people always think he is in his earl...
A. 8 July 2008: It's not really a very big age gap. If it feels right, go ahead. ... (read in full...)
How can I understand just how much I've hurt her by cheating on her??
Q. My fiancee and i broke up about 5 months ago because she found out i cheated on her, i have changed the way i live my life and have become a great person, i will never chea t again, i have stopped drinking, and lying and living the terrible way i ...
A. 8 July 2008: Your question is: How does it feel being cheated on? Let me try to answer based on my own feelings and experience.
There is the feeling of betrayal. All the time that she trusted you, thought you were doing something innocuous, you were actually... (read in full...)
He's addicted to porn but he's perfect in every other way. I don't know what to do.
Q. I'm pretty depressed right now. I've been with my 42 year old boyfriend for 3.5 years. I am 40. At the start of our relationship he was upfront about his porno tapes. About 6 months later when feelings started developing I became insecure with ...
A. 8 July 2008: With regards to the previous poster:
The OP says her sex life is very good. So porn obviously isn't a problem in that department.
The previous poster wrote "I discovered that he was watching porn and masturbating behind my back, there was ... (read in full...)
My husband cheated on me with a prostitute, how can I trust him again?
Q. how do i save my marriage after my husband of 10 yrs went away "golfing" wiv guys from work and slept wiv a prostitute.i knew by the way he was when he got back and when asked he admitted it.he was drunk(though no escuse) and i belive him that ...
A. 8 July 2008: I wasn't suggesting that you shouldn't have a checkup for STDs, merely that you shouldn't get too hysterical about it.
Your man may have done you wrong, but this is your marriage and your husband. You have to find your way of dealing with this. Lo... (read in full...)
I care for her, but her past is disturbing, how many sexual partners is too many?
Q. Hi, this may seem like a strange question, but I really need to know the answer. I met this girl, I love her to death, but her sexual past kind of disturbs me. shes 19, started having sex at age 17, but, from age 17-18 she had 10 different s...
A. 7 July 2008: Yes, her experience is promiscuous. But she is very young and she is just at the age where young women are curious about the world and experimenting with life. The fact that she slept with 10 men at such a young age is no guide whatsoever to what ... (read in full...)
My husband cheated on me with a prostitute, how can I trust him again?
Q. how do i save my marriage after my husband of 10 yrs went away "golfing" wiv guys from work and slept wiv a prostitute.i knew by the way he was when he got back and when asked he admitted it.he was drunk(though no escuse) and i belive him that ...
A. 7 July 2008: With a prostitute it's a one-off thing. OK, it's a violation of trust, but I can assure you, it's more of an "experience" than an affair. Although you're obviously still in a state of shock, I would try not to regard it as such an earth-shattering ... (read in full...)
I caught new wife having sex for money!
Q. This is true. Ive been married since February and Ive recently caught my new wife of 24 (im 39) cheating. The problem is she was cheating with a previous "client" for money. She used to be a dancer at a strip club. She claims there was no ...
A. 7 July 2008: Having read your wife's reply, it seems to me that:
* BEFOREHAND you enjoyed fantasising about your wife going back for sex with a former customer.
* AFTERWARDS you had quite mixed emotions about the reality of it. The fact that she liked i... (read in full...)
He's addicted to porn but he's perfect in every other way. I don't know what to do.
Q. I'm pretty depressed right now. I've been with my 42 year old boyfriend for 3.5 years. I am 40. At the start of our relationship he was upfront about his porno tapes. About 6 months later when feelings started developing I became insecure with ...
A. 7 July 2008: DiovanLestat, yours is the best piece I've ever read in defence of tolerating moderate porn usage in men.
I can understand that some women have a problem with porn, and that excessive porn watching can be destructive, but a policy of "zero to... (read in full...)
Is it normal to ejaculate yet not orgasm?
Q. Im a 17 year old boy and when I masturbate I can come, but I have never had an orgasm. is this "normal"?...
A. 7 July 2008: If it pumps out, it's an orgasm. No, it doesn't feel like much if it's just a mechanical release. But if you get very sexually excited you will find that the moment of pumping gets to be quite an event, and one that you look forward to. That's when ... (read in full...)
What's the clue that a western boy wanna go to bed with a girl?
Q. Hello,guys,I'm a Chinese girl.I'm wonering what's the clue that a western boy wanna go to bed with a girl. I have a friend and he's enlish.He wanted to invite me to watch a film in his own apartment.Before that we are only common friends and we t...
A. 4 July 2008: I think he's interested in you and he's trying to develop the relationship into something more, possibly sexual. Shaving in front of you may sound slobbish for a Chinese, but not necessarily for a Westerner.
I'm wondering what your feelings... (read in full...)
Financially dependent on her, using her for sex, hating myself, what do I do?
Q. Wow, so I am in a really bad situation. It really sucks, and I feel like SUCH an asshole for not doing anything about it. Basically, I am in a relationship that I dont want to be in. I dont like her, I for sure dont love her, and I only am with her ...
A. 4 July 2008: Get out of it. If it makes you feel so bad, and it robs you of your self-respect and honesty, I can't see any reason to stay.
What goes around comes around. If you want people to do the right thing by you in future, you owe it to yourself to do th... (read in full...)
I'm mentally torturing myself and have images of him and someone else!
Q. Hi, here's my story; The guy i am talking about in this was my first serious boyfriend and first love and took each others virginity etc. We dated since our early teens but broke up after 3 years, after 2 year separation we got back together and have...
A. 4 July 2008: He will have his girls, and the next thing will be that his sleeping around wasn't the same as yours. For instance, he might sleep with a girl only once, while you went to bed x times. Or he'll find that he has no feelings for the girl he sleeps ... (read in full...)
We met on a dating site, we slept together and 3 days after that he dumped me by txt. Why is he still visiting my dating-profile?
Q. Met a guy on a dating site, went out many times and we clicked. Anyway after a few weeks we slept together and we both enjoyed ourselves. Three days later he dumped me by text....agghh! He said we weren't compatible. I texted back said I was fine ...
A. 4 July 2008: He enjoyed the chase, he got what he wanted, and he moved on.
He was checking out to see if there was any action on your page. Other people looking, sad messages from the heart-broken girl, or as someone suggested maybe he was showing someone ... (read in full...)
Is it normal to ejaculate yet not orgasm?
Q. Im a 17 year old boy and when I masturbate I can come, but I have never had an orgasm. is this "normal"?...
A. 4 July 2008: I'm not sure what to say. If you ejaculate, that's normally an orgasm. What is there about the ejaculation that isn't orgasmic? Does it run out instead of being pumped out? Or don't you get excited enough to consider it an "orgasm"?
When you get ... (read in full...)
My erections are causing me problems and making things awkward!
Q. my name is guy (not real) Alright little awkward problem. I get and erection all the time when i am with a person of the opposite sex. and no not like that like if the girls a friend were all good it stays down like a good dog. but say its with my ...
A. 4 July 2008: You sound a pretty normal teenager to me. As you get older this will gradually go away and you'll start looking back wistfully at the day when you got hard-ons all the time.
... (read in full...)
How old is TOO old? What's an acceptable age gap for a 24yr old woman?
Q. How old is too old. I'm 24 years old and get asked out alot by older men my last boyfriend was 32 and the one before that 34. My first real boyfriend was 27 and I was 17.I just like older men more. I really don't see that much of an age diffrence ...
A. 4 July 2008: Eight to ten years' difference isn't much of a difference. There are people out there going with guys 28 years their senior! That means you'd be going with a 52-year-old guy. Nobody seems unhappy about it.
There's nothing to worry about. You're p... (read in full...)
My fiend claims she likes the same guy, if I go with him it will put an end to our friendship.
Q. ok, the situation is that my friend told me he likes me and i like him too, but then when i told my other friend this she claims she likes him also… alot, and being with him would put an end to our friendship. what do i do?...
A. 4 July 2008: As they say, all's fair in love and war....... (read in full...)
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