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Music is my life, and i know stuff, about relationships, and stuff like that, so i can help y'all.

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I don't think I can get the grades for 6th form, but everyone keeps telling me I have to!

Q.   I am currently doing my GCSEs and im in Year 10 at high school. My mum is head of media studies at the local Grammar school that is nationaly recognised as outstanding. Shes keeps telling me that the only reason that we still live in this town and ...

A.   12 April 2011: Sometimes, when im doing schoolwork. I just don't feel motivated to do it. And i get told how important it is, bit that still doesn't motivate me, please help.... (read in full...)

We want to leave this judging, lying town and head for the states

Q.   Hey guys, recentley I've had alot of BS in my life. Only way to put it. So me and my girl went camping in the woods for a bit, just wanted to leave everything for a while. I really realised a lot about myself, and about why i am depressed. As soon ...

A.   27 February 2011: Im 16, this town has no options once you leave school, other then Tescos and the RAF. My friends recentley tried to break me and my girlfriend up, i get treated like a pariah in school, because im different. I an unhappy here, and tbh i just want to ... (read in full...)

She's cheated on my 6 times now and doesn't know I know...

Q.   My girlfriend, and lead singer of my band, has cheated on me 6 times. I still love her, im hopeless like this. She doesn't know i know, but, what do i do? I really love her, and i just blame myself for not always being there for her. Should i tell h...

A.   7 February 2011: Im 16, not much of a difference, i know. I really will find it hard to do this, i mean, i know i can trust my sources, but i don't want to have to get her out of my life, i really love her y'know. ... (read in full...)

We cut off contact with my ex!

Q.   This is a very complicated problem, im not sure where to start. My best friend for 10 years is in love with my ex. It isn't a crush, he loves her like he has never loved anything else. I was genuinley happy that he did, because she deserves that ...

A.   12 December 2010: I agree, but my friends does not, the prospect of her taking something worries him. I have and do experiment, and don't see the problem with it... (read in full...)

Her place or mine???

Q.   I have gotten my new girlfriend to come on a date with me. I have never taken anyone on a date before, and i have no idea of what i should do. I have the following at my disposal: 3 different restaraunts, amazing natural views, nice walks along a ...

A.   16 November 2010: Thanks for the tips, very nice, romantic date. Once again i owe my happiness to the agony aunts of this site. Thanks guys.... (read in full...)

How does one go about asking out a teacher?

Q.   First of all, I'm not a self obssessed idiot, and i know when people are flirting. I want to be with someone who is intelligent, funny and pretty, there is only person who is like that that i want to be with like that. I think she likes me too, she...

A.   1 October 2010: One realises one's folley. Thanks for the answers, i think its just a misjudgment on her half.... (read in full...)

Failing at school and love... help!

Q.   I'm 16 and I am failing at school and love. I want to be a muscian, im not too bothered about financial success, and the fact is that I'd rather ride my moped down to the beach and jam with my friends than go to school. But everyone thinks that i ...

A.   28 September 2010: But i only get that feeling of belonging when im on a stage with a guitar. If it feels like its that right, i don,t think i need any qualifications. Pete Townshend didn't have any either, hes done ok for himself though. ... (read in full...)

How did she manage to get over me so quickly???

Q.   My girlfriend for the last year dumped me on Saturday, and we had a good relationship, and i really loved her. But she left me because she "didn't have any time for me" I was ok with this, until she got a new boyfriend today. How did she get over ...

A.   28 September 2010: thank you, unfortunatley she had been seeing this other boy while we where together. I think that i'll get by with a little help from my friends. Thanks for the help dudes. ... (read in full...)

What do men think of lots of pubic hair?

Q.   Hey, I'm 14, and i already have LOTS of pubic hair, which i hate. I'm a swimmer, and i'm finding it hard to cope with shaving, and i dont feel ready to wax yet. the hair spreads way past my knicker line. Also, do men find lots of pubic hair unat...

A.   21 March 2010: Lots of men have varying turn ons/offs, but widely men find a large amount of pubes unnatractive. Its your decission, find someone who loves your body the way you do.... (read in full...)

Am I shallow because I like men, based on their looks?

Q.   I need some advice/opinions/anything on this issue I have. As long as I can remember I’ve been really attracted to blond/blue eyed/boyish looking men (Brad Pitt when he was young, Jensen Ackles, Patrick Wilson type guys). I’ve ‘chased’ a few guys in ...

A.   2 November 2009: I am black haired/green eyed and ive been going out with the same girl for 3 years now. Looks are a signifficant part of attraction, along with intelligence, charm and sexual ability.... (read in full...)

My friends smoke weed. How do I tell them I don't toke anymore?

Q.   Please i need help, im going to a gig soon with some mates ill be 16 then and basically, my mates are taking weed with them and I dont know what to do. I used to smoke it with me old mates and i really dont wanna get back into it. It messed me up ...

A.   2 November 2009: I gave up weed and MDMA. I am willing to say i enjoyed taking them. I still smoke cigs and i have only been drunk once, i think there are better drugs. Its up to you at the end of the day, make a choice. If you ever need help with this just message ... (read in full...)

Too much has happened and I think I'm growing up too fast

Q.   So heres the thing i have just won a legal battle so as me and my pregnant girlfriend can live on our own (you wont have heard about it, non of us wanted it to go public). We now live in a flat for 800 rent which the court pays. I LOVE my life, the ...

A.   18 September 2009: Id just like to say i didnt 'knock her up' actually she was raped.... (read in full...)

My friend was raped and is now pregnant and I'm assuming the "father role".

Q.   My female friend who likes me is 14 and was raped, she is now pregnant. I have assumed the father role, i love her. I held her for 3 hours after she was assaulted, trying to calm her. My question is am i doing the right thing? My heart says yes but ...

A.   12 September 2009: Well she isnt getting an abortion, WE are going to be raising the child as our own, if the child asks who its father is i will say me, we cant let the kid know about what happened.... (read in full...)

My friend was raped and is now pregnant and I'm assuming the "father role".

Q.   My female friend who likes me is 14 and was raped, she is now pregnant. I have assumed the father role, i love her. I held her for 3 hours after she was assaulted, trying to calm her. My question is am i doing the right thing? My heart says yes but ...

A.   10 September 2009: I say 'commited' because it feels like we are married. I mean i know what real love is.... (read in full...)

My friend was raped and is now pregnant and I'm assuming the "father role".

Q.   My female friend who likes me is 14 and was raped, she is now pregnant. I have assumed the father role, i love her. I held her for 3 hours after she was assaulted, trying to calm her. My question is am i doing the right thing? My heart says yes but ...

A.   10 September 2009: I think that my age shouldnt matter, i love her and if we want to be commited that should be fine. thank you though.... (read in full...)

Sweet without being too sweet?

Q.   How can you say sweet sentiments without being too sweet? It gets to a point where I feel like I sound like a really bad romantic novel....

A.   9 September 2009: How to be sweet without sounding lame, well i know a way but im not sure the mods will let me say it. Mail me.... (read in full...)

Should I tell my friend that she cheated?

Q.   Ok i have a friend, lets call him Veidt, and he has a girlfriend ,lets call her Janey, and i had a party and rob, i mean veidt, was there, so was janey and a 3rd guy, lets call him nite owl, ok so its 1am and veidt is sleeping on the coach with me ...

A.   2 September 2009: Well she has 11 hours.... (read in full...)

How can I feel more positive and stop feeling so down?

Q.   I'm think I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about life, about how the good guys die. MLK-shot, JFK-shot, John Lennon-shot, Reagen-wounded. I think about how there's no god. I'm the funny guy in school, everyone thinks I'm happy. Reminds me of ...

A.   5 August 2009: You know what? Ive got 5 gigs a week at comedy shack, a part time job and a wonderful girlfriend. I think ill be OK.... (read in full...)

How can I feel more positive and stop feeling so down?

Q.   I'm think I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about life, about how the good guys die. MLK-shot, JFK-shot, John Lennon-shot, Reagen-wounded. I think about how there's no god. I'm the funny guy in school, everyone thinks I'm happy. Reminds me of ...

A.   4 August 2009: I have to say that to be honest the stuff ive been watchings not helped. Watchmen, bill hicks, denis leary and even more depressing stuff. So yeah time for me to plaster on a fake smile and go to the comedy shack. Let me run down my routine with ... (read in full...)

How can I feel more positive and stop feeling so down?

Q.   I'm think I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about life, about how the good guys die. MLK-shot, JFK-shot, John Lennon-shot, Reagen-wounded. I think about how there's no god. I'm the funny guy in school, everyone thinks I'm happy. Reminds me of ...

A.   4 August 2009: Its allways the good guys who OD aswell, like motley crew would never OD. You put them in a room full of drugs. Theyd come out 20 minutes later fine. My favourite quote ever is when keith richards implied drugs where bad, dont worry keith we cant... (read in full...)

How can I feel more positive and stop feeling so down?

Q.   I'm think I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about life, about how the good guys die. MLK-shot, JFK-shot, John Lennon-shot, Reagen-wounded. I think about how there's no god. I'm the funny guy in school, everyone thinks I'm happy. Reminds me of ...

A.   4 August 2009: besides how can john lennon take 6 bulletsto the chest with yoko ono right next to him and shes fine. GOD EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!... (read in full...)

How can I feel more positive and stop feeling so down?

Q.   I'm think I'm really depressed. I've been thinking about life, about how the good guys die. MLK-shot, JFK-shot, John Lennon-shot, Reagen-wounded. I think about how there's no god. I'm the funny guy in school, everyone thinks I'm happy. Reminds me of ...

A.   4 August 2009: Wait, wait, wait. I said the good guys DIE and said reagen was wounded, Reagens gotta be in the 100 most evil people after chairman mao and Chris du burgh.... (read in full...)

Please tell me what girls like!

Q.   I like bill hicks, video games, hitchcock films and miles davis. I hate porn, most drugs (apart from the 3 legal ones cofee, alcohol and tobacco) over masculine men and Mathew macoughnohey. Ladies, slow down. Well basically what i want know is: is ...

A.   26 July 2009: This is harmless but the tags dont give it that look. drugs porn video games.... (read in full...)

Please tell me what girls like!

Q.   I like bill hicks, video games, hitchcock films and miles davis. I hate porn, most drugs (apart from the 3 legal ones cofee, alcohol and tobacco) over masculine men and Mathew macoughnohey. Ladies, slow down. Well basically what i want know is: is ...

A.   25 July 2009: Thanks guys and bill hicks is the funniest dead comedian ever.... (read in full...)

How do I tell my teacher to back off?

Q.   Im concerned that my drama teacher likes me in a kinda wrong way. I like her too but it'd wrong to have a relationship with her. Shes about 24 and shes all ways making inuendo with me. Started off as some good ol' fashioned crudeness now its just ...

A.   22 July 2009: The thing is that i think she might be ill you know, up there. It wouldnt be hard for her to get a BF. Coccidiomycosis methinks.... (read in full...)

My 12 year old stepson is constantly touching me and my husband says to "ignore it"

Q.   I have a stepson, 12, who is constantly touching me, rubbing against me and begging to kiss my feet. We don't live together, but this is very disturbing, even on weekends. I alerted his father about this, but he is living in denial, thinking that ...

A.   19 July 2009: 2 words 'oedipus complex'... (read in full...)

The "horror" of it all!!!

Q.   Listening to heavy metal, violent video games and 18 rated movies wont make me a psycho. My mom doesnt think so, i do all of these and i can tell you now, it doesnt do me any harm. How do i convince her that watching apocalypse now wont make me go ...

A.   8 June 2009: as for 18 (r if your american) rated films i couldnt care less about jason vooshees 2560 film. My favourite films are harvey, pulp fiction and apocalypse now. And yes harvey as in james stewart, whom i can do a brill impression of.... (read in full...)

The "horror" of it all!!!

Q.   Listening to heavy metal, violent video games and 18 rated movies wont make me a psycho. My mom doesnt think so, i do all of these and i can tell you now, it doesnt do me any harm. How do i convince her that watching apocalypse now wont make me go ...

A.   8 June 2009: Well i have to say with video games veni vida vici i play them alot and have to say that some are ridiculously over rated some are under rated, if a game has a gun in it, it becomes a 15+. Far cry 2, rated 18+, has the same level of violence as ... (read in full...)

We started a fire and want to pay back the damage annonymously

Q.   ok so we kinda started a fire. Basicaly we were filming a short movie and ,well lets put it this way. Dont use homemade pyrotecnics. We destroyed £80s worth of corn. How do we pay back the farmer while remaining anonymous?...

A.   7 June 2009: ok thanks.... (read in full...)

We started a fire and want to pay back the damage annonymously

Q.   ok so we kinda started a fire. Basicaly we were filming a short movie and ,well lets put it this way. Dont use homemade pyrotecnics. We destroyed £80s worth of corn. How do we pay back the farmer while remaining anonymous?...

A.   7 June 2009: yeah but then again seeing as id have to go to his door and i do quite like being alive, im going to pass on that. ... (read in full...)

We started a fire and want to pay back the damage annonymously

Q.   ok so we kinda started a fire. Basicaly we were filming a short movie and ,well lets put it this way. Dont use homemade pyrotecnics. We destroyed £80s worth of corn. How do we pay back the farmer while remaining anonymous?...

A.   7 June 2009: you dont really want to tell this guy that, seeing as he just beat the rap for shooting a salesman with a 12 gauge shotgun for talking to him. any more ideas?... (read in full...)

I'm afraid that boys will only see me as a friend. Any advice?

Q.   Hey =) I'm 13 years old, and alot of people call me weird,stupid, dumb even my friends haha. I am always laughing and happy, although I can be serious when I need to be. I laugh at alot of things that people don't and I am always friendly towards...

A.   5 June 2009: dont worry, you sound exactly like the person i fancy. Your names not lois by any chance?!... (read in full...)

Camp morale?

Q.   So... I'm sitting here in the pouring rain, this isn't the London underground song, where the heck this internet conection is coming from I don't know, typing awkwardly on my psp (I'm one of the 3 people who bought one) with my 3 best friends ...

A.   4 June 2009: im back home. YAY!!!... (read in full...)

Camp morale?

Q.   So... I'm sitting here in the pouring rain, this isn't the London underground song, where the heck this internet conection is coming from I don't know, typing awkwardly on my psp (I'm one of the 3 people who bought one) with my 3 best friends ...

A.   3 June 2009: ok, one of us was bitten by a snake, one of us fell on an antique knife (wich i want back) and we were assaulted by a farmer. But over all... its been great! Me and Tom are going back tomorrow we may have won, may not of. But ive had an eppithanny ... (read in full...)

Camp morale?

Q.   So... I'm sitting here in the pouring rain, this isn't the London underground song, where the heck this internet conection is coming from I don't know, typing awkwardly on my psp (I'm one of the 3 people who bought one) with my 3 best friends ...

A.   3 June 2009: Robs gone home as he fell on to my pen knife... (read in full...)

Camp morale?

Q.   So... I'm sitting here in the pouring rain, this isn't the London underground song, where the heck this internet conection is coming from I don't know, typing awkwardly on my psp (I'm one of the 3 people who bought one) with my 3 best friends ...

A.   2 June 2009: Ok its day 2 my friend muz went home as he was bitten by an adder. So theres only 3 of us now, and i just learnt that snakes live on the mountain. i HATE snakes. its raining outside of our tent and im on guard. Im on the lookout for 3 things; ... (read in full...)

Stepmom thinks I'm gay!

Q.   My step mum thinks im gay, which theres nothing wrong with, but its annoying. How can i convince her? ...

A.   1 June 2009: Thanks guys, all advice will be used.... (read in full...)

I don't want a BJ. How do I tell her?

Q.   I have a new gf and she wants to give me a blow job but i dont want her to because i think it is to degrading. How do i tell her?...

A.   6 April 2009: Ok I will... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   1 April 2009: Thanks all.... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   31 March 2009: She said no and i kinda ran home crying.... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   30 March 2009: Id like to thank every one who has helped me. She split up with him and is thinking about going with me. Answer tomorrow... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   30 March 2009: Hi all! I asked her out! And shes thinking about it! she dumped the guy at the weekend.... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   30 March 2009: It was about 2 months before she started going out with him on the anual hike. She is realy smart, and kinda got forced into seeing him.... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   30 March 2009: 1 more problem. My friends dont like her to much. ... (read in full...)

Too scared to ask her out...

Q.   I love a girl called Lois, I'm too scared to ask her out. You see me and her both have a lot of stuff in common and we kissed once. But this is the complicated part were both 13, she's seeing a 17 year old. I asked her out in class by reading a poem ...

A.   30 March 2009: But i can never find the right time.... (read in full...)

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