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My neighbour is the perfect girl -- what do I do?

Q.   Hey, so i just moved into a new place and right next door is a perfect woman for me. She's beautiful smart and can cook (what else does a man wants right?) She just got out of a relationship and I want to be the next and final guy she will be ...

A.   4 May 2011: Oooo, you're the day guy. Not good, that's like being friends and not lovers, you better smooch her soon! Need to give her the night guy mode before all is lost. Lovey Dovey Baby... soon. ... (read in full...)

Not sure how to act in my bosses house

Q.   hey, I'm doing this boot camp thing this week because my boss/instructor wants me to do it. and he has pulled out all the stops to enable me to do it as well, so much so that i am now staying with him and his girlfriend this week at their house. ...

A.   24 April 2011: Cool, as long as you are safe. ... (read in full...)

How much is too much when it comes to honesty?

Q.   Dear Cupid, Currently i'm in a relationship for 4 months with this girl i met...the thing is when she asked about my past, i only told her that i broke up with a girl once before about 2 yrs back..i never told her that a year after that i got...

A.   21 April 2011: Why would she feel jealous if you got rejected? I think she'd me more apt to think, what's wrong with this guy he keeps getting rejected? No you don't have to tell her. What would be the point, unless you think if she's jealous she'll somehow love... (read in full...)

Was I too "innocent" for him?

Q.   I went to the club the other night with some friends and got pretty drunk and started dancing with this guy I thought was extremely attractive. I ended up going back to his place. I am a virgin and 21 years old, by the way, and did NOT have sex...

A.   21 April 2011: Want to have a guy who will date you and stick around oh.. longer than 6 hours.. Be a nice girl. Don't go to their place the first night, or the second night, or the third night. Don't go any night, go out! Ask to meet them somewhere else the ... (read in full...)

Will this poem help me get my wife back ?

Q.   I wrote a poem for my wife ... is it too much? Will this poem help me get my wife back? She said she does not want space but to talk My Love, My Heart The woman who defines me The person who most inspires me The lady who completed me I did you ...

A.   21 April 2011: Depends, what ever you did wrong is what she'll have to forgive you for and return in love. If I ever got this letter from an EX I'd be very appreciative and complimented. I say give it to her with no expectations. ... (read in full...)

Why is my boyfriend suggesting all these sex improvement operations for me?

Q.   Been with boyfriend for 10 years, have always been there for him in every way. I take care of myself financially, stay fit, work out four days a week, dress sexy, do what I can to keep things exciting. The other night he brought up me having a ...

A.   21 April 2011: Ya, tell him you'll get one when he gets a penis transplant. ... (read in full...)

A smile from the guy I like - does this mean he is approachable?

Q.   Hey everyone! I've been wondering this question and asked someone friends but want your opinion. Probably the stupidest question someones asked but in all seriousness and honesty..... And i have no idea why i'm interested in knowing this i just do!? ...

A.   20 April 2011: Not a stupid question Yes a smile goes a long way and often is an invitation to approach. Return a smile at some future time and see if it comes back. If it does move in closer and add dialog. ... (read in full...)

I feel like some girls are out of my league, do girls ever feel this way too?

Q.   ok, well lately ive been having more attractive girls flirt with me and stuff, but when i was 17 (20 now) i didnt really think i could get with very attractive girls. but now it seems like they are coming around more often, but sometimes i still ...

A.   20 April 2011: If a guy feels like he is out of someones league he should be putting in more time to improve those things he can and accept those things he can't Education is one really high up there on League. Character is high up there. Responsib... (read in full...)

Instead of talking about our problems he keeps breaking up with me!

Q.   Okay so me and my boyfriend have been dating since november the 6th 2010 about 5-6 months now, and we've been through a lot. i suffered an unplanned pregnancy which resulted in me ressucitated on the operating table, ever since he stayed with me ...

A.   20 April 2011: You may feel you've fought through so much you have to hang in there. Which is good, you have staying power. You love him which is good you have compassion. He came back even after he said he didn't trust you. Which is good, means he has the abil... (read in full...)

How do I keep him wrapped around mu finger?

Q.   Dear Aunt/Uncle Agonies, Okay, so I was in love with this one guy, but I've pretty much given up. :( I think I like someone new....but am too shy to do anything. How do I get his attention and keep him wrapped around my finger? ...

A.   20 April 2011: By not wrapping him around your finger. ... (read in full...)

How big of an influence are friends on a relationship?

Q.   my ex is 22 yrs old. I'm 25. Which is a pretty big difference in terms of partying and settling down, etc. Our relationship was fine until one night when we met his friends. I felt like none of them liked me. Like, because i didn't find smoking a ...

A.   19 April 2011: Keep the jacket if he wants it he'll come looking or get in touch. Don't use it as an in with him. Don't worry about not seeing him, love will find a new guy for you. I wouldn't flip out on yourself. ... (read in full...)

I love him but enough is enough!

Q.   Dear frends! i'm writting from a difficult moment in my life, and the fact is that i don't know what to do!! here is the case, my boyfriend and i live in different cities that are 6 hours apart! i have been with him for more than three years and...

A.   19 April 2011: Where there's a will there's a way. Give it some time, but don't stop doing your thing.... (read in full...)

I'd like him to take the initiative to plan an outing for us

Q.   My husband never invites me out on the weekends. I love to go out and have fun. I have expressed to him that we need to keep the relationship alive by dating at least once weekly or once every two weeks. I would feel so special if he would invite ...

A.   17 April 2011: And that's why we're here for you. Be happy, turn up the music.... (read in full...)

I have a high sexdrive and my partner doesn't seem to understand my needs.

Q.   me and my girlfriend of 3 years have not had what u call a perfect sex life. its been good 1 second next its cold for a few days. she dont moan when we have sex. she just lays there and looks at the roof. she just wants to lay on her back, n...

A.   17 April 2011: When you talk about dumping her for sex and you have more than one kid, makes me understand how your needs matter more than anyone's needs. I'd wouldn't be looking at the ceiling I'd be looking at the door.... (read in full...)

I love him but enough is enough!

Q.   Dear frends! i'm writting from a difficult moment in my life, and the fact is that i don't know what to do!! here is the case, my boyfriend and i live in different cities that are 6 hours apart! i have been with him for more than three years and...

A.   17 April 2011: He's looking at his options you should be too. He'll soon be stringing both of you along. Or he could be upfront and break it off with you. But some people like to keep their options open ended which means secrets will be kept. You're now info... (read in full...)

Not sure how to act in my bosses house

Q.   hey, I'm doing this boot camp thing this week because my boss/instructor wants me to do it. and he has pulled out all the stops to enable me to do it as well, so much so that i am now staying with him and his girlfriend this week at their house. ...

A.   17 April 2011: Your insecurity which may drive a low self esteem is what worries me when adults take children under their wing. It makes them more of an authority figure and thus they have more control over your emotional as well as physical life. That's not a g... (read in full...)

Love don't live here anymore

Q.   My boyfriend and i have been together for 9yrs.We have 4 boys, but i know i dont love him in that way anymore. He says he still loves me, but yet he cheated on me? I know he stays for income reasons, he has none. Is it wrong and selfish that i want ...

A.   17 April 2011: Cheated on you, makes no money, 4 kids! You need to know if it's ok to split with him You've got to be joking? You don't love him in that way anymore? Ya right ! He'd be long long gone if this were true. IMO !!!!!! You do love him you shou... (read in full...)

Any advice on who to pick or what to do?

Q.   I am currently single, and I have to decide between two wonderful individuals. The first is my ex and the second is the young lady I broke up with (for other reasons). I love them both and I really cant decide who I want to be with. Any advice on ...

A.   17 April 2011: Two Ex's don't make a right.. Get a new GF, leave these women alone.... (read in full...)

Does she just want a friend?

Q.   she call and text me everyday she seems to be happy around me, when i ignore her she'll upset, she like it when i call her sweetheart, we hold hand, cuddle, she knows that i like her very much (obviously) but when i tried to talk about it more she ...

A.   17 April 2011: Call her sweetheart, call her, take her out. Cuddle, talk to her with your cool accent. I say you're in go for it.. Mon... (read in full...)

Is it normal for me to want real cock

Q.   I started out with my gf sticking her finger in my ass well she had a dildo and she said if I could take her dildo all the way in my ass I could fuck her in her ass(she said this jokingly) so I brought her the dildo and told her to do it. I took it ...

A.   17 April 2011: Well there is a REAL MAN attached to that REAL COCK Something to consider. ... (read in full...)

How do I tell my GF that I don't want the orgy that she's looking forward to?

Q.   my girlfriend really wants an orgy with 2 of her friends and their bf's + 2 other of my friends. everyone wants to do it, and we know that everyone will have a go of each other. but, i really dont want to do it. im not ashamed of my manhood,...

A.   17 April 2011: "Honey I love you, you can do as you please, but if you do this I will have to leave the RS because I don't approve and will have no choice" This is not manipulation, it is your limitation on your boundaries. If she does go for the orgy though ... (read in full...)

Is he just being nice or does he like me?

Q.   sooo , ive met this guy who I'm starting to fall for. Being rather shy, when it comes to dating guys, I fear rejection. This guy seems rather shy too!! .. So I was wondering, how can you tell if a guy likes you ..I'm not too sure if he l...

A.   17 April 2011: This guy is just short of flipping the table between you to grab you. If you guys ever get in a room alone you'll need whip and a chair to keep him from leaping. Approach with caution, this lion is reading to ROAR!!! ... (read in full...)

Does anyone have any clue what might be putting guys off or if I'm doing anything majorly wrong?

Q.   This Is probably a question that gets asked alot but I figured it wouldn't hurt asking. I've never had a proper boyfriend in my life and when I talk to people about it they tend to say things like you havnt met the right guy yet. But lately I...

A.   17 April 2011: Maybe there is an insecurity that is coming across in a subtle way. Be aware when you're around men of what you say and what your body language is saying. Not that it would be a turn off for all guys, but there might be a hint in there that says ... (read in full...)

After everything, should I get back with my ex?

Q.   About a year and a half ago my girlfriend of 2 years at the time began to develop on eating disorder. She works as an actress so had slot of pressure on her to look a certain. At first I told her she didn't need to and tried to stop her. It seemed ...

A.   17 April 2011: Take her out for dinner, see how that goes. If she's longer in the bathroom than at the table. I'd hold up on seeing her again. (in jest) Anyone who says "I'm in therapy, because of you" Is not in therapy. They go for THEM no one else. Sur... (read in full...)

Dating for six weeks, but he hasn't made any moves on me...at all!

Q.   I've been dating this guy for about six weeks. We get on really well,I love his company and mentally we really connect. However, in these six weeks he hasn't made any moves on me...at all! Apart from a quick kiss on the lips there hasn't been any ...

A.   17 April 2011: This guy has intimacy issues, are you sure you want to be his shrink? Best of luck with that. He should have sought help for himself before entering into ANY RS. This is not about you, you're being quite normal given the 6 weeks. Cripes teenager... (read in full...)

No communication or sex, should I break up with him?

Q.   So I have been dating this guy for four months now. We are lucky to see each other twice a week. Most of the time it is only once a week, and half the time when we do see each other its only for a few hours. When we are together we are both hap...

A.   17 April 2011: Well you hold no commitments to him and he holds none to you. You are free to do as you please. So be free, date other guys. You can't put limitations on other people, but you can put them on yourself. If you're time limit is up on sex and dating m... (read in full...)

My neighbour is the perfect girl -- what do I do?

Q.   Hey, so i just moved into a new place and right next door is a perfect woman for me. She's beautiful smart and can cook (what else does a man wants right?) She just got out of a relationship and I want to be the next and final guy she will be ...

A.   17 April 2011: Well ask her out and I mean out, not over to your house and not to hers for a home cooked meal. Sure it's nice to have beauty, smarts and an oven. But you'll have to find out if she has what your soul craves not the flesh nor the gut. A date like... (read in full...)

Do I want a man???

Q.   I work hard to be a sexy looking woman, and can pass as one. I do this to turn men on and plan a night of being a man's bed toy, but I just don't do it. I have been kissed and it felt good being in a dress with a man holding me. I just never let him ...

A.   17 April 2011: Well maybe it's because he might freak when he goes for your package. Cross Dressing is one thing Deceit will get you a black eye. Unless I missed something in your post and men are aware of you being male. ... (read in full...)

Should we wait, like she wants, or will our lack of sex at this point tear us apart?

Q.   i have a question about my relationship and the sex i've been with my girl for 1 year and 9 months we are planning to get married and we've already had lots of sex the past summer but she wants to stop being intimate and we've haven't had ...

A.   17 April 2011: So heavy petting before marriage and future goals and love and all that stuff. Sounds like you just needed to hear your thoughts. I guess you're in for the long haul. All I can suggest now is cold showers.... (read in full...)

Will we have a 2nd date?

Q.   so im just trying to figure if this date went well. we had alot of conversation, laughed alot.. or he seemed to be smiling alot, joked around. we hung out for a few or more hrs and then when he was leaving he lingered, so i hugged him. before h...

A.   17 April 2011: All male species in this our animal kingdom want what they either have to fight for, prove to or chase after. Few exceptions to this rule. look at Elephants. Female elephants will chase any male away to protect the food source for their off spri... (read in full...)

I'd like him to take the initiative to plan an outing for us

Q.   My husband never invites me out on the weekends. I love to go out and have fun. I have expressed to him that we need to keep the relationship alive by dating at least once weekly or once every two weeks. I would feel so special if he would invite ...

A.   16 April 2011: He may be having a mid life crisis, men don't realize it like women realize menopause. You'll have to get that subject on the table. Also it may appear he is selfish, but are you planning things you'd both like to do or what you'd like to do? H... (read in full...)

Question about dating and sex in the later years.

Q.   I'm a woman of 78 who has been alone a number of years. I joined a Senior Dating site recently. Now, this guy who's 68 contacted me. He is looking for a friend and a lover and asked me if I was interested. His first question to me was I still ...

A.   16 April 2011: My current guy is 20 years difference, my last guy 11 years between our ages and the one before that 15 years. It's got zero to do with age. It's how the hearts and minds blend. Mind you it can break up, but not because of age it'll be somethin... (read in full...)

I feel as if I can't take on one more thing, but if I don't I'll feel guilty. Please help.

Q.   Im in a very tough spot in life.....What can i do, if I simply run out of energy taking care of others problems around me ? My life got out of hand a few years ago, living in personal hell. I can't list the things I' dealing with, because m...

A.   16 April 2011: Firstly know that guilt is a non action emotion. It only sits there, unmoving and deteriorates motivation. If one feel truly guilty they need to search for forgiveness with others or withing themselves. You must forgive yourself. Remem... (read in full...)

Should we wait, like she wants, or will our lack of sex at this point tear us apart?

Q.   i have a question about my relationship and the sex i've been with my girl for 1 year and 9 months we are planning to get married and we've already had lots of sex the past summer but she wants to stop being intimate and we've haven't had ...

A.   16 April 2011: Too young for marriage, Don't you think? You've already set some ground rules and she's changed them. personally sex is a major ground rule as is loyalty. But she's changed the ground rules and I'd have to hear some very substantial reasons for ... (read in full...)

Is my fetish a way of coping with my troubled childhood?

Q.   In my early teens I always thought submissive women were weak, forced into their situations and probably beaten by their boyfriends/husbands. I did extensive research on the subject; it truly interested me. I could not understand "these people" for ...

A.   15 April 2011: "Consensual Non-consent" LMAO ........ I guess I better add some wooden spoons to my tickle trunk!... (read in full...)

Dumped so he can deal with his issues

Q.   Has anyone been dumped by someone they truly love and care for? But with the circumstances being that they dumped you so that they themselves can find who they are and where they want to be in life and to pass school/work etc (my case is he has ...

A.   15 April 2011: Love does not restrict it frees. First you have to understand that! If a person tells you they have to investigate and take inventory of their life, be encouraging, they are growing, healing, reinventing. Whatever, the outcome is always better. ... (read in full...)

Help!! My boyfriend thinks I cheated and I haven't.

Q.   Please help. I've been with my boyfriend for about five years now and we got into an argument a few nights ago because he thinks I've cheated on him. About four years ago I hung out with one of my boyfriends friends. I had a few drinks with this ...

A.   15 April 2011: This will be your boyfriends call. He'll either recognize his friend as an instigator of lies and possibly jealous or he'll believe him. If you want to take a polygraph I guess it could be arranged but kind of far fetched. Also the friend migh... (read in full...)

I want to test my relationship by holding out on sex. Am I taking it too far?

Q.   I love my boyfriend and I know he loves me...However I cant trust him and normally I am able to walk away at the slightest feeling of dishonesty but this one I cant seem to shake off because Im in too deep and its mad chemistry. May I add the long ...

A.   15 April 2011: On your check list of guys not to date you have: Don't date guys who talked to other girls. So why are you doing it? You may even have on your list Don't have LDR's. So why are you having one? Anyways, so the guy says, ok I'll stay ... (read in full...)

Me and my ex still have feelings for each other, but she likes someone else

Q.   It's been 3 months since my break up with my ex. We broke up because we fought so much and argued about every little thing, we went out for three years and when we broke up, we still loved and care for each other. 3 months have passed and all that ...

A.   15 April 2011: Your hormones are on a testosterone acid trip man! Whoaaaa.. I feel for ya. But your all about SEX right now and that's totally normal. However, it can makes you do and think some strange stuff and make you act out in strange behavior. Jealousy,... (read in full...)

She's wrong for me and I know it, but I am obsessed with her. Help!

Q.   I have worked to keep a distance from a bad relationship. We broke up, I know it is right, she was sapping me of everything and I became very depressed, and still am. The thing is I have an unhealthy obsession with her. I have not contacted her fo...

A.   15 April 2011: I would like to know why you broke up and what she was sapping from you and how you got depressed while in the RS before I can answer this obsession. It might not be an obsession, it might be, ok here goes. Love.. yikes. But I can't advise on Sapp... (read in full...)

BF is a financial burden We are to be married. It's really getting me down. Please advise.

Q.   Hi all, I'm in bed today feeling pretty down. I'm in my 20's, engaged and feeling very stressed right now. I'm a medical professional, just decided to change employers from a stable community hospital to a prestigious teaching institution. ...

A.   15 April 2011: Are you 110% certain he has 90K in the bank that is his? When he takes money out of his 90K do you see any of it. Do you see the bank receipt? I have to wonder about his behavior. Ivy league? Have you seen the diploma? If so and this man has ... (read in full...)

What can I do to put the spark back into my relationship?

Q.   What can i do to put the spark back into my relationship. Me and my boyfriend have been together a year, and we have just been through a very rough patch, in which we argued a lot, and a lot of hurtful things were said. We are over it now, but we s...

A.   15 April 2011: Mmm.. it's great that you were able to get over a rough patch and stay together. Congrats on that, you're an exception. No money to have fun maybe the missing spark. Are you both working? You'll have to get creative, and that can be sparkfull in i... (read in full...)

How big of an influence are friends on a relationship?

Q.   my ex is 22 yrs old. I'm 25. Which is a pretty big difference in terms of partying and settling down, etc. Our relationship was fine until one night when we met his friends. I felt like none of them liked me. Like, because i didn't find smoking a ...

A.   13 April 2011: He's not looking at commitment right now, so thus "you scare the shit of of me" meaning, I love you and I want you, but holy crap I'm not ready for the big M or even the big R. You also sent him a message asking him to delete your number. ... (read in full...)

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