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Hi im Emma, Im 30 years old from south-west coast of england. I am in a relationship with my bf have been with him since may 12 2001. I think I can help people with their problems because I have been through the mill in life. I have had an ex who beat me and mentally abused me as he was the permanently jealous type, my parents split up when i was 16 because my dad had an affair, and have had a number of problems in my current relationship, as well as numerous other things which i wont go into unless i see someone who needs advice on these issues. but I am still going strong and i can only advise you on my life experiences which I think is always the best way, there's nothing worse than being told by someone who has no idea what its like to be in them situations. I feel i can be diplomatic about things and fair so I hope one day my advice helps you all in some way. Im here for anyone who needs a chat!

all the best to you all in everything you do

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I want to give him a blowjob---any suggestions or good tips?

Q.   Hi, I'm in a very strong relationship with a boy and we've decided to go a step further - not sex i want to give him a blow job. Have you got any tips and should i swallow or spit out the cum?? X..Layla..X...

A.   22 April 2007: well...its completely up to you really chick! when you get to the point where he cums then you will know by the taste whether you will naturally want to spit or swallow? i personally have given more blow jobs than i've had hot dinners lol and I have ... (read in full...)

I don't know how to get this 'lodger' out of my house!

Q.   Hi there, I'm in a bit of a pickle and don't know what to do for the best. I split with my girlfriend of 7 years in Dec 05. We were living together along with 3 children from previous relationships and our own little boy. We had a huge fight and...

A.   22 April 2007: hey hun... what a mess! I read all your story and I have to say I have never been in a suitution like that myself but it sounds as though your "lodger" is really taking the piss! Get her out, stop feeling bad and move on. Your ex is the mother of o... (read in full...)

Sometimes, I have stinging discharge.

Q.   I have discharge coming out of my vagina. It sort of stings, and sometimes not. The discharge is slightly yellow. Is this normal? This has been happening for awhile ever since I started putting lubricant on my vagina for my first time. When I put on ...

A.   21 April 2007: sounds to me like you have had an allergic reaction hun. stop using the lubricant straight away, go see your doctor and get it checked out. I know it is embarrassing but you can ask to get a female nurse to look at it that way it wont be so bad. h... (read in full...)

My boyfriend cheated with my friend and she became pregnant....I can't seem to trust anyone!!!

Q.   I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 5 years. i have only just recently found out that he is the father of one of my best friends 3 month old baby. I was told of this by my friend over a text message. They were seeing eachother for a ...

A.   20 April 2007: Almost a year on, I have to say we are still together and that we are very happy we have moved out we are thinking of having a baby of our own next year and that she is well and truley out of our lives. I knew my ex friend so well...she usually ... (read in full...)

I'm starting to have feelings for my best friend's boyfriend.

Q.   i think i'm falling in love with my best friend's boyfriend. he's someone i've been friends with for a while and i see him almost daily, and i've been really close with his girlfriend since we were tiny. now i know he's "off limits" and i would ne...

A.   18 April 2007: Hi, Can I just say that I can give you advice from the other side. I was the one who got cheated on. My (now ex) Best friend liked my (now ex) boyfriend and she told him how she felt on a drunken night out and it turned into a full blown affa... (read in full...)

I know he will never do it again (have a one night stand) but I just want to smack that girl.

Q.   okay I decided to stay with my boyfriend after he had a one night stand but it's really hard. everytime i walk down the street im thinking is that the girl? it's driving me insane, when we are together things are gr8 they are even better now than ...

A.   17 April 2007: hey hun...im so sorry it has turned out like that if you need to talk to somebody just leave me a message. Im here to help! Take care love emma x... (read in full...)

Moved to Germany to be with her. After finding pics of her and a guy on her computer, I am thinking about leaving!

Q.   i have been going out for a long time with my GF, and after some time now i moved out to her home country, (Germany), and been feeling isolated and lonely as i have nothing to do while she is at work, so anyway i started to look at her pics, and ...

A.   15 April 2007: In your situation I cant deny that i wouldnt have done the same in the heat of anger. I already have done in the past! But it's done now so there's not a lot you can do to change it! just tell her you need to know where you stand and that you want ... (read in full...)

She says I am trying to steal her BF, but we're just FRIENDS

Q.   My ex, Jay, whom I split with over a year ago is a great guy and we have remained friends..I am one of those people who can't just forget about people who meant something to me once and so is he, in fact our friendship has strengthened by the day,...

A.   15 April 2007: sorry its been a while. have you sorted things out? I think she is just simply being very childish and in time she will stop worrying about you and find something else to worry about. You shouldnt stop seeing jay as he is your friend and im sure ... (read in full...)

He was rubbing against me with his underwear on! Can I still get pregnant?

Q.   Last night I was at my boyfriends house and I had all my clothes and underwear off and he had everything off but his underpants. He was sort of puting his penis into me but he still had his underwear on. If we didnt use any contreception is there ...

A.   15 April 2007: here is a link you will find all the answers you need on about this issue hope it helps hun xx highlight all the link below, right click on it while highlighted, then left click copy, then right click the adress browser bar and left click paste ... (read in full...)

My girlfriend never wants to mess around any more, this other girl I know does... what do I do?

Q.   well me and my gf have been dating for a few months. everything was goin great. but latley she never wants to mess around. and last night this girl that is kinda a friend started txting me outta now where. we were just talkin then all of a sudden ...

A.   15 April 2007: Dont whatever you do cheat on your girl! she doesnt deserve it!! Its not fair on her. Also i dont understand how you havent had any for ages if you have only been with your girl for a few months? thats hard to get my head round? but anyway whatever ... (read in full...)

My best friend, Tilly has upset me over a guy I like..I need advice!

Q.   well ive been best friends with *tilly all my life, and tillys cousin, *jason, has a huge crush on me. but both myself and tilly have a crush on jasons best friend *tod. (actually im in love with tod) and she knows it. now jason is having a barbeque ...

A.   15 April 2007: i agree that the friendship is more important but it sounds to me like tilly doesnt care about your friendship and put you first so why should you care. wait and see what happens and if she does go behind your back you know where her loyalties lye. ... (read in full...)

I like two guys..so how do I decide which one to date?

Q.   hey, recently i started dating this guy, lets just call him H. well, it was all going great until we stopped seeing each other so often.. then it just fizzled out.. so one night i was bored and decided "screw it" and kissed with one of my be...

A.   14 April 2007: Hi, Well i know people say it's nice to be spoilt for choice n everything but it sucks!! i have been there too and i chose the one i had more fun with. The one who i felt more comfortable around and the one who treats me better. H needs to stop... (read in full...)

I keep finding girls things in his apartment, am I over analysing here or is he cheating on me?

Q.   I hope I'm not being incredibly naive about this but could this all just be a bunch of coincidences? My b/f just moved into his own apartment (Feb '07) and the people who lived there previously left some stuff there. He has friends over a lot and ...

A.   13 April 2007: hun...im pretty sure something is going on. I know a cheating bloke when i see one (believe me I have been there!) and it sounds like he has something to hide. Have it out with him and if he lies anymore or pretends he doesnt know what your ... (read in full...)

I cheated and now I'm pregnant. Don't know whether the baby is my boyfriend's or my one-night-stand's!

Q.   Hi, my name is Rebecca. I have a huge problem that could wreck my life. I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for over a year and we have been trying for a baby for the past 7 months. I went on holiday about 4 weeks ago and on my last ...

A.   13 April 2007: Hi Bex, I havent been in your situation personally but aI have been in your bf's situation. My bf cheated on me with my best friend after they had a bit of a fling behind my back. she got pregnant and i only found out a few months AFTER the baby... (read in full...)

I know he will never do it again (have a one night stand) but I just want to smack that girl.

Q.   okay I decided to stay with my boyfriend after he had a one night stand but it's really hard. everytime i walk down the street im thinking is that the girl? it's driving me insane, when we are together things are gr8 they are even better now than ...

A.   11 April 2007: Hey hun...I know how you feel except my bf was having a full blown affair with one of my best friends. I found out after she had given birth to HIS child. We stayed together and after a very long story It still sucks!! it's been a year and my bf ... (read in full...)

I know he will never do it again (have a one night stand) but I just want to smack that girl.

Q.   okay I decided to stay with my boyfriend after he had a one night stand but it's really hard. everytime i walk down the street im thinking is that the girl? it's driving me insane, when we are together things are gr8 they are even better now than ...

A.   11 April 2007: Hey hun...I know how you feel except my bf was having a full blown affair with one of my best friends. I found out after she had given birth to HIS child. We stayed together and after a very long story It still sucks!! it's been a year and my bf ... (read in full...)

I feel he still loves his ex gf..should I stay or go?

Q.   My question is "should I left my true love because he loved another gril truly, before he knows me?" "I'm 21 and my man is 31,my lover has loved a french girl when he was 20 years old, and they left each other 3 years ago. I feel that he lov...

A.   9 April 2007: No. Why should you give up the one you love because of his past relationships. You should live for the moment and he wouldn't be with you if he wanted someone else. they would never have split up if they weren't meant to be. Yu should carry on ... (read in full...)

I desperately want to lose weight! Do I make myself sick or what?

Q.   Recently, I've been contemplating making myself sick. I've been trying to lose weight for about 3 months now, yet I've been feeling really depressed recently, and feel as though, if i was thin, it would be one less thing for me to worry about. ...

A.   30 March 2007: Hey hun! Firstly why on earth would you want to make yourself sick????? do you really want to Look like one of those repulsive size zero women? that is what will make this guy say yuk! He is a young lad and im sure he is just showing off in f... (read in full...)

My boyfriend cheated with my friend and she became pregnant....I can't seem to trust anyone!!!

Q.   I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 5 years. i have only just recently found out that he is the father of one of my best friends 3 month old baby. I was told of this by my friend over a text message. They were seeing eachother for a ...

A.   24 March 2007: Anon. I cant believe that you have been through the same. I would like to add you as one of my buddies if you are ok to do that. It would be good to exchange messages and thoughts and help eachother through this horrible mess were in! I feel for ... (read in full...)

My boyfriend cheated with my friend and she became pregnant....I can't seem to trust anyone!!!

Q.   I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 5 years. i have only just recently found out that he is the father of one of my best friends 3 month old baby. I was told of this by my friend over a text message. They were seeing eachother for a ...

A.   5 March 2007: Thanks to all of you who have helped me I really appreciate you sharing your experiences with me...it has helped. ... (read in full...)

Is there any way I can get him to leave his girlfriend, he says he wants to.....

Q.   hey. well im in a bit of a situation, i met this guy a year ago, and we got together, for a few weeks then stopped contact for 6 months, then he approached me, and althou we not dating we've been seeing each other since november last year, then i ...

A.   24 February 2007: chick...get real i know you love this man but he is a player thats the end of it. He doesnt care for you he just sees you as a bit of fun and another thing NEVER go with somebody elses man...it always ends in tears. If they didnt love their gf ... (read in full...)

Lads: what attracts you?

Q.   A question for lads...what makes you fancy a girl. I want alot of different responses so get typing please x x x...

A.   27 July 2006: i am a girl but have lots of blokey buddys too...i know that they like a woman who is confident has a nice smile nice smell, nice personality and a great sense of humour some of the guys i know are a little shallow and these tend to go for looks ... (read in full...)

I love him this amazing guy... And he says he'll break up with his girlfriend at the end of the year!

Q.   I'm in love with an amazing guy who completes me but something is in the way of us being together and that person is his girlfriend. I have been inlove wit him 4 bout 5 months but had a crush on him 4 a year and a half but he ays he wants us to be ...

A.   15 July 2006: I agree with ariel completely. men can be rats and this one is behaving like a typical lying cheatn who will never change. i know you love him but dont forget that he has a girlfriend and just imagine it if the shoe was on the other foot? how ... (read in full...)

My boyfriend cheated with my friend and she became pregnant....I can't seem to trust anyone!!!

Q.   I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 5 years. i have only just recently found out that he is the father of one of my best friends 3 month old baby. I was told of this by my friend over a text message. They were seeing eachother for a ...

A.   18 June 2006: Lostandalone...I didnt see the anon reply? lol I must admit when i first read it i was a bit shocked! i thought I had upset you. but thank you so much for your kind words and advice it has really helped. I recently found out some other stuff which ... (read in full...)

Never been kissed, and I'm 19. I want to learn to be more confident with guys!

Q.   hi, I'm 19 years old, and have never had a boyfriend or even been kissed. I would say I'm quite attractive but extremely shy when it comes to guys I fancy, except in a social setting though. How can I become more confident? I really do want to ...

A.   18 June 2006: These two are right yes but i still think that what i said to you is more realistic. It's all very well looking into a mirror and saying your confident and that but its even better when you look in it and actually see yourself looking good while you ... (read in full...)

Never been kissed, and I'm 19. I want to learn to be more confident with guys!

Q.   hi, I'm 19 years old, and have never had a boyfriend or even been kissed. I would say I'm quite attractive but extremely shy when it comes to guys I fancy, except in a social setting though. How can I become more confident? I really do want to ...

A.   18 June 2006: Organise some kind of party or a night out. book yourself a hair appointment, get one of your mates who is really handy at doing make up to do that for you (its great having it done by someone else, makes you feel different) buy yourself a really ... (read in full...)

Too many girls... How do I know which one to try for?

Q.   I really like these 3 girls but I can't make up my mind of who to try and have a relationship with. I don't know if two of them even like me, but I like the two who don't like me more then I like the one who actually likes me. I'm confused...

A.   18 June 2006: oh dear! you men know how to get yourselves in a pickle dont you? are you sure you like the girl who likes you or do you just like the fact that she likes you? its easily done. if so then you need to back off if your not that keen and dont give her ... (read in full...)

Is it possible to stay friends with an ex?

Q.   Is it possible for ex's to ever become friends after a devastating heart breaking break-up. I was dumped a month ago and if I could, I'd erase the memories of what we had, because I feel that it was all lies, and betrayal and that I was the pathet...

A.   17 June 2006: it doesnt sound like you can, sometimes exes can be mates if they break up on mutual/good terms but in your case you cant as its a hurtful break up. move on and find yourself somebody who will treat you well. good luck CC x... (read in full...)

Im 14 but have these stetchmarks, does anyone know how to fade them ?

Q.   hi i am only 14 and i have stratchmarks onm stomace on the top back of my arms on my back and behind my knees. i darednt wear strappy tops because of tem. does any one know how to fade them. if i lost weight would the go or are they here forever . ...

A.   17 June 2006: they will fade over time but you can help speed the process up by using palmers cocoa butter in any supermarket or chemist CC X... (read in full...)

My boyfriend wants oral, this is new for me...I need advice!

Q.   hi my boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job, i've never done this bfore and i'm really nervous has anyone got any tips???...

A.   17 June 2006: I love wendys wanking tips lol i think she has pretty much covered everything... little tip they like it when you suck on their balls and lick the little bit just between the balls and the bum (perenium)...trust me, its always a winner! lol h... (read in full...)

I am falling for my husbands best mate

Q.   iv been married for only a month but have been with my husband for a year and a half but i think that im falling in love with my husbands best friend i love my husband but i have a really good connection with my husbands best friend and i dont know ...

A.   17 June 2006: firstly, why did you get married in the first place if you knew you had feelings for this other man? please think this through. it can hurt a lot of people and you could end up with nothing if you go ahead with this. are you sure your husbands ... (read in full...)

She says I am trying to steal her BF, but we're just FRIENDS

Q.   My ex, Jay, whom I split with over a year ago is a great guy and we have remained friends..I am one of those people who can't just forget about people who meant something to me once and so is he, in fact our friendship has strengthened by the day,...

A.   17 June 2006: This one is a tricky one but I can see it from both sides. I am the first person to believe in male and females being just good friends as I have lots of male friends. some of them I consider better friends than some of my female friends. But, ... (read in full...)

I know my GF is cheating on me! What do I say to her?

Q.   What do I do to tell me girlfriend I know she cheating on me and not hurt her.....

A.   16 June 2006: dont you dare even suggest not wanting to hurt her. she has made a fool of you and if you and her decide to split up then dont feel guilty or to blame its her fault! and if you decided to stay together then you are a true saint and she has to do ... (read in full...)

Im not as attractive as all my friends or as clever, how can I become more like them for acceptance ?

Q.   My friends are amazing fun, and I love them all to pieces. However they always look better than me, wear better clothes, have nicer hair, and generally have a better appearance than I do. Also I'm really dense and say stupid things because I don't ...

A.   16 June 2006: you dont have to do anything! you're just you! i sometimes feel like that but then i ask myself why? and just get on with it. im dippy and say stupid things all the time but thats why my mates love me because I make them laugh. don't make an issue ... (read in full...)

It creeps me out when a guy touches me...am I doomed to never be intimiate!?

Q.   Hi I'm 22 years old, and haven't been intimate with any guys until recently. I didnt have sex, but everything else...the thing is, the first time I was really drunk (i still wanted to, i had for awhile) and i enjoyed it. But the 2nd time, i kept ...

A.   15 June 2006: You will get it one day, you just need to persevere with everyhing going on in your head. are you sure you like guys? sometimes it may be that you are unsure about who you are sexually attracted to. if you are sure then one day the right guy will ... (read in full...)

I love my girlfriend, but fancy her sister, what should I do about it ?

Q.   I fancy my girlfriend's sister but i still love my girlfriend what should i do about my feelings? ...

A.   15 June 2006: Stop right now...you will only hurt your girlfriend and probably split up their family as well. ... (read in full...)

I have Post Abortion Syndrome, Im scared and dont know what to do!

Q.   i have PAS. i have just been told that i have PAS which is post-abortion-syndrome and i am so scared. it just seems to get worse and my mother doesnt know about the abortion so i cant go to her. emotionally, i feel like im falling apart... ...

A.   15 June 2006: Please dont hate yourself. I went through the same a few years ago. the feeling is the worst ever and you dont think you will ever forgive yourself. You will! even if you are 100% positve you will not forgive yourself and get over this I assure ... (read in full...)

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