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| | *arrieMagdelene's profile:I'm Carrie, and...
I love fruit.
I love giving massages.
I love preppy clothes.
I hate lots of layered clothing.
I don't see skin color.
I love animals.
The song 'I'm on Fire' by Bruce Springsteen turns me on for some reason.
I hate Bruce Springsteen.
Bruce Springsteen has a sexy voice.
I have a sensitive stomach.
I like bald people.
I like beavers.
I love to give advice!
I'm pretty easy to get along with.
I'm flexible.
I have a fantabulous boyfriend of over a year. We're in a physical relationship, and we've had our ups and downs. Our relationship is strong and we bend but we never break. I've been there, done that in most areas.
Before my current boyfriend, I went out with a guy who is, erm, well, to say it honestly, he's not very stable. Really unstable, actually. Suicide attemps and everything these past two years or so. After that it was a guy who kept putting our school on lock-down because of his anger-management issues. He scared me a lot, but I'm glad I finally found a guy with all his screws intact, lol. My boyfriend treasures me like I treasure him. He's my light on a foggy night.
I live in the middle of no where. Let's leave it at that.
I've had every untrue rumor hurled at me in the book. I've actually been pregnant for a year and a half. Imagine that, y'all?
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How do I be skinny and well liked like the other girls at school?
Q. me and my boyfriend are young teenager's and have agreed not to have sex without protection or have it until 14. i think we may be takin things fast seeming as previous activities we have done. people think its sick how relationships turn out! but...
A. 6 February 2007: Whoa, whoa whoa, sister! Back the truck up! I went down that road, sister, and it's not going to be something you want to do when you keep doing it! Take it from a former anorexic and bulimic...It's not worth it at all. All people ended up saying to ... (read in full...)
Why do people say that being in love "hurts?"
Q. hi people say being in love hurts. i dont understand this?????...
A. 6 February 2007: Good question! Love CAN hurt. May or may not be physical though. Love can emotionally hurt when your feelings aren't returned by the one you love, or maybe you're put in a terrible position where your heart feels like it's being ripped out because ... (read in full...)
My gf loves giving me BJ's but I don't want her to do that. How do I tell her?
Q. hi there I'm a guy n my gf loves to have oral sex.......she just looks for the right time and tells me to pull my pants down......i tell her that i don't like it but still she wants to lick my penis....i feel ticklish and i fear if she bites it....
A. 4 February 2007: It's probably just best to say that sometimes it's not the place for a blow job, and that you aren't all that interested in oral sex. Biting? Ouch. Nibbles and nips, okay, but biting...OUCH, boy! lol Maybe you could tell her how you would like it ... (read in full...)
What was the wet... and could I have gotten pregnant through his boxers and my panties?
Q. ok i hope this questions isn't dumb, but i'm genuinly confused..... the other night i was at my boyfriends house and i had my legs wrapped around his waist and i was kissing his neck and everything (it's his "special spot") anyway i noticed he start...
A. 4 February 2007: I like the way you spell your name. Anyways...
It's really not likely that you're pregnant, because there was no penetration, and it's not easy for sperm (live sperm) to get through your panties AND his boxers. It's likely you were in a position... (read in full...)
Does vagina size matter? Is it something men look for?
Q. Does size matter? There's often a lot of talk about whether a larger penis is important but I worry about whether my vagina is tight enough to give a man pleasure and whether its something that men look for? I was once described as rather cavernous ...
A. 4 February 2007: Ack, CD, you totally just stole my advice, lol. I posted that before, so I thought I'd post it again. Ya beat me to it, haha. :)
CD's right. Also, you can 'clench' all the way through the intercourse if you can. I do that sometimes just for some... (read in full...)
Do guys like the 'bigger" girl or do they all just like skinny ones?
Q. do guys honestly find ""bigger girls"" (im a UK size 16) attractive or do u only go for skinny girls? ...
A. 4 February 2007: Probably shouldn't be answering this question because I don't really fall into the 'big' catagory. I wear a size 2 in Abercrombie or American Eagle, and sometimes, depending on the style, a zero. Aside from that, I'm flat in the chest (34B), and ... (read in full...)
How long do Aids/HIV tests take to get back to my doctor?
Q. I went with a man for 2 years and were now broke up i had some drug problems but ive been to rehab and ive been clean 6months,goin back to school gettin my life and son back,I left him becuase he still does it and the queston is I heard he shared a ...
A. 4 February 2007: When the results get back will depend on how long it has been since you had unprotected sex with him, and how long ago he had shared the needle. This is a great question. It takes about three months for the human immunodeficiency virus to show up in ... (read in full...)
My best friend does everything I do and then some - then acts as if she's better than me! What gives and how do I cope??
Q. Can someone help me cope with my copycat better than you attitude best friend? I love her and yes at times to death, but why does she ALWAYS compete with me??? I thought it was flattering in school, then I got married, she got married. I had ...
A. 3 February 2007: I think your friend just has a jealousy problem, perhaps. I had one when I was twelve...Me and my friend loved the powerpuff girls, and she liked Bubbles, and I liked Buttercup. I always made Buttercup the best character in our games. I grew out of ... (read in full...)
My ex is going to show the girl he likes - the same girl who hates me - a humiliating video of me! I feel used and empty.
Q. My ex from over a year ago but thing still happen with us. Before he didnt want to speek 2 me but me, him and his friend went in his house and he was calling me as usuall and then smeared water on my face and it made me bang my head and I ran in his ...
A. 2 February 2007: Girl, this is a big problem, huh? This is why many women like myself vow to never let thier boyfriends make sex tapes of them or take pictures...If they ever getted P-Oed, they'll show them around town and to people you hate. Another thing, this is ... (read in full...)
Guys make me itch. Is this normal?
Q. this might sound completely ridiculous....but is it possible to get hives (itchiness) because you cant stop thinking about a guy? i know he likes me, but im very weird about relationship stuff, to be honest. it all freaks me out...im 21 and never ...
A. 2 February 2007: It's likely a stress rash from having these feelings so constantly with no way to get any type of release from a hug, kiss, or intercourse with this guy. I remember one time I got all itchy because the first time my boyfriend kissed me, it was the ... (read in full...)
When I lost my viginity I bled a little. But now every time I have sex I bleed a lot afterwards. Is this normal?
Q. when i lost my virginity i bled a tiny bit, but since then i have had sex about 7 times (quite reguarly, like 2-3times a week) but i have bled more after each time. im not talking like a dot of blood, but alot - alot more than when i lost my ...
A. 2 February 2007: I didn't bleed when I lost my virginity, or their after. I agree that sex can bring on a period a few days early, though. That may be the case. If, during intercourse, you feel a lot of pain due to roughness, ask him to stop. Even if you're not ... (read in full...)
I'm 14 and I am thinking of giving him my virginity on Valentine's Day! Got any sex tips?
Q. hello i 14 and still a virgin, by bf is 16 cummin on 17( not a virgin) i reali reali lyk im n we av been totching each other and so on, n he sed e wud neva kiss and tell (all his mates say e wodnt as well) i thinking of losin my virginity to him on ...
A. 2 February 2007: Hey, glad to hear that you're asking for advice instead of wingin' it! :) Since your boyfriend probably knows you're a virgin, and him being experienced, he'll probably take care of putting ont he condom and bringing them.
The most importan... (read in full...)
Scared to date because my penis is too small-what can I do?
Q. This is mainly aimed at the ladies. I'm 2 scared 2 get with girls b/c of the size of my penis. I know 2 some girls size dont matter but surely when its 3inches normal and only 5 when erected its an issue....
A. 1 February 2007: Aw, honey. I get comments from my boyfriends friends all the time saying 'Jesus, T, she's a little flat in the chest, don'tcha think?' and he returns 'Yea, I know, but the shirt always looks better on the floor.' My point is, when it comes to the ... (read in full...)
How could I get him to go down on me?
Q. any ideas on how to get him to go down on me? He never has once in 3 years.......
A. 1 February 2007: Good question. Sometimes it can feel like you're the giver, and never the reciever, can't it. :( Sorry to hear about your delimna. I can only offer advice, no personal experience, because my boyfriend actually went down first and it was a few days ... (read in full...)
Can I reach my girlfriends G-Spot without breaking her hymen?
Q. My girlfriend is a virgin (no sexual intercourse yet) and I was wondering if it's possible to reach her Gspot with my fingers without breaking her hymen....
A. 27 January 2007: No, seriously, though. The vaginal g-spot IS (hence the word 'vaginal'?) about half-way to 3/4 of the way fromt he vaginal opening to the cervix, a few inches in.
Without even placing your finger into her vagina, clitoral stimulation works ju... (read in full...)
There was a slight misunderstanding between us but then she threatened to have me arrested!!! Is it just me or did she over react?
Q. I am a divorced man, live alone, and have my kids every other weekend. There is a woman who lives a few doors down in my same complex. She appeared to be friendly, and we spoke occasionally outside when we ran into each other. The other night at ...
A. 27 January 2007: Yes, this seems like harmless misconception to me. :) You seem like a really nice guy, but I can understand how sensitive some people can be. The unfortunate thing about e-mail is that you can't make yourself truly sound sarcastic...She probably ... (read in full...)
I asked her if she would accept a Valentine's gift from me and she said NO! She sees me as a friend, but I love her. What can I do?
Q. Hello, I'm quite desperate. The fact is that I am in love with a colleague.We share quite a close relationship.We use to speak about our personal problems. In fact she is trying to get over a love affair and she does agree that I helped her a lot in...
A. 27 January 2007: Perhaps your lady friend is afraid of being in love again, since you mentioned her trying to get over her previous one. As said on Titanic, a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. A lot of girls are very afraid of being hurt again, and they lock ... (read in full...)
She is having doubts about us. What can I do to reassure her?
Q. I have been out with my girlfriend for 2 years now. However the last few days she has been doubting us and thinking about finishing us. It is both of our first serious relationships and she says she is confused and is doubting everything. I think ...
A. 27 January 2007: I think that perhaps you guys need to have some fun. :) Lighten her up a little bit, maybe? Take her to a theme park, take her to the movies, take her on a nature hike, to the pool, anything to make her forget about her doubts. Show her a good time, ... (read in full...)
I really like this guy but would I look desperate if I make the first move?
Q. Hello, hope you can help. Everytime I go down town I see this man I really fancy. He is the same age as me and goes to the same indie gigs as me and he always comes up to where we are standing up next to me at the bar but never says anything. My ...
A. 27 January 2007: I asked my boyfriend about this. He said it would be a major turn on, especially if it were a shy guy being asked out or approached. Confidence is sexy. Don't worry about coming across as desperate. Just be friendly, out going, and have a big smile ... (read in full...)
I give good advice, so why are my ratings bad?
Q. Dear agony aunts, I am feeling a bit down at the moment. Why? Because like you I am an agony aunt but unfortunately my ratings have been going down and it makes me feel well (excuse my French)…“sh***y.” I don’t think I give bad advice so I don’t ...
A. 26 January 2007: I understand your question. A vast majority of my own responses is 'good' or 'excellent', but it's always those one or two 'poor' votes that gets me down. I usually don't vote on advice I think is bad, only on the stuff that's good. When I DO vote ... (read in full...)
Can I reach my girlfriends G-Spot without breaking her hymen?
Q. My girlfriend is a virgin (no sexual intercourse yet) and I was wondering if it's possible to reach her Gspot with my fingers without breaking her hymen....
A. 26 January 2007: I'm fairly certain you can, my friend! I know this from experience. I suggest you simply insert your middle or index finger into her vagina as far as it will go, then pull it out a little bit, and curve your finger, like you're bending it a little. ... (read in full...)
Am i too loose for my new guy??
Q. Okay, so i recently started seeing a guy and we discussed having sex in the near future. I had gone down on him before and noticed that he might have been a bit smaller then my ex boyfriend(whom i had sex with before). Is it possible that my ...
A. 25 January 2007: A woman's vagina is very very elastic and can stretch and pull to meet about any guys size. Which is why the girls on the pornos aren't split in two. o.O Anyhoo, I'm sure your vagina isn't so loose that he can't feel an adequate ammount of pleasure. ... (read in full...)
I'm 11 and I'm worried..he never says he loves me! What's wrong?
Q. Hi. I am 11 years old and I am really upset. I asked my boyfriend to the movies. He said 'yeah, i was going to ask you anyway' so i got all excited, this being my first date with him, (i've been on others) but then he ruins the moment by telling me ...
A. 25 January 2007: Aw, baby girl, don't worry! Trust me on this: Not only do our female bodies mature faster (in other words, we start sprouting hairs in private places and growing up faster) than boy's bodies do, but we mature MENTALLY and EMOTIONALLY faster than ... (read in full...)
What do you recommend to get rid of heavy acne? Any ideas?
Q. i've got heavy acne. my skin is always oily. i've used tea tree oil, facial scrub's all by best companies sellin expensive products. any thing you recommend to try? also where my spots die i sometimes accidently cut my spots when shaving. this has ...
A. 25 January 2007: I for one had TERRIBLE acne. Painful...Oh my gosh. And my skin was SO blotchy and uneven, and I was covered in blackheads...I went to my doctor for some help, and he put me on Retin A, which took away all the redness and blotchiness in the first two ... (read in full...)
I think my friend has mental problems!
Q. Dear Everyone, i have a friend who is going to get engaged but i dont think he is mentally stable to do that. first of all he says he is agnostic then he says he is spirtual but not religous. i dont know does he really know what he is sayin...
A. 24 January 2007: I for one believe in no God. I believe in no higher being that nature. Does that make me athiest? Dunno, don't care. It's normal to question your faith, change your beliefs, or look into other religions to fit those beliefs you have. :) Let him do ... (read in full...)
Odd things happen when I masturbate..is this normal?
Q. When I masturbate, sometimes white stuff comes out and my testicles are "hard like" when it happens yet sometimes if i have been doing it often in a short period of time (eg. 3rd time in 1 day) my testicles are soft and a clear stuff comes out. Is ...
A. 24 January 2007: I don't know how old you are, but it sounds relatively normal to me! When you masturbate to orgasm/climax, you experience ejaculation. This is when semen (containing the sperm which gets a girl pregnant) is expelled (at a fast rate, lol) from the ... (read in full...)
My family is angry and hates me! What can I do?
Q. well here i go! sorry if it is long i have to get alot off my chest.... im 17 years old! everything in my life is going wrong at the moment. Everything i seem to do makes my mum and stepdad angry. My mum will ask me to do one thing and when i...
A. 24 January 2007: It really sounds like you need to move to a safer place. There are organizations that take in battered and abused women, and you sound like you qualify. Remember that even if your mother won't have a place to live, YOU ARE A WOMAN, AND A HUMAN ... (read in full...)
I'm 13 and this guy wants me to give him a blowjob. I agreed to this because I'm in love with him. What shall I do now?
Q. Hey, I really like this boy and he really likes me, He asked me to give him a blowjob next weekend and I said yes, he wants to do more than that and i said maybe. I love him sooo much and he said he really likes me but hes got a girlfriend. What ...
A. 24 January 2007: Since this guy won't leave his girlfriend, and is cheating on her with you...That might provide a clue as to how he feels about women, and how he has no problem treating them as if they were toys. If he's got a girlfriend and asked you for this ... (read in full...)
Should I tell my Mom that Dad looks at porn?
Q. Hi, I'm 13 years old and about three days ago i was searching through my parent's computer's search history. To my horror, I found that my father had been looking at porn. I went to google desktop to find that he had been looking at it since Aug of ...
A. 24 January 2007: Hey, that's quite a delima! :) I wouldn't really say anything directly to her. It's best left into your mother and father's business. If she finds out and isn't cool, you know that she wouldn't have been cool even if you told her. If she finds out ... (read in full...)
He gets off on porn so why can't he get off on me? What's going on with this guy?
Q. Ive been with my boyfriend for years now..hes always liked to watch pornos,which I'm OK with..i just don't enjoy them myself. So lately we've been having sex only once in about a month or month and a half..Ive tried everything to excite him and get ...
A. 24 January 2007: Good question! One thing that comes to mind is, don't take this the wrong way, selfishness. Not you. Him. Perhaps he's more of a guy who prefers to drop his drawers a few inches, pull out the love handle and give it a workout, pleasuring himself ... (read in full...)
What do hockey players (guys) look for in girls?
Q. This is a weird question, i know, my friend has a crush on a hockey player and was too chicken to ask... :P What do hockey players look for in girls? i know that not all guys have the same taste, yada yada, but most hockey players tend to be a...
A. 24 January 2007: What about getting into hockey as a fan? It's not hard to get caught up into a sport when you have motivation! I forced myself into Redsox and Colts, and it stuck with me...Definately scored some points when it came to my guy that I have now. Just ... (read in full...)
Has anyone ever had an out of body experience?
Q. i know this has nothing to do with love..but Has anyone had an out of the body expierenced??...
A. 24 January 2007: No, can't say I have. What other people may have interpreted to be out-of-body experiences have happened to me, but I don't believe in them. What I have experienced was shock, awe, and disbelief. All of these things are commonly misunderstood as ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend likes to wear my knickers and play with dildos and vaseline! What should I do?
Q. i am in a relationship and i recently discovered my boyfriend wearing my knickers with my dildo in one hand and the vaseline in the other. I thought he would deny it but he asked me to join in by wearing his boxers and helping him. What shall i do? ...
A. 23 January 2007: Wow, what a predicament! India pretty much said it all, so good for her! :)
It all boils down to how YOU feel about it.
And how you feel about him wearing YOUR underwear, lol. I'm just joking, although I bet you felt your personal space v... (read in full...)
Girls aren't attracted to my friend b/c of his beard - he has it for religious reasons. What advice can I give him??
Q. im asking on behalf of a mate simply cos i dunno the answer to his problem. he is an 18 year old male with a beard. he believes he cannot attract gals simply cos of the beard. he doesnt want to shave the beard off cos its against his religious be...
A. 22 January 2007: Facial hair can be TOTALLY sexy. ;) Depending on his religion and color, that could be what's turning them off. Sadly, in the world we live in today, not all races and beliefs are tolerated. A Muslem named Sayid walking down the street with a sexy ... (read in full...)
I like watching lesbian porn, does this mean I am bi sexual?
Q. i have a boyfriend but i like to watch lesbians kissing and naked girls and i find some of my friends and even girls i walk by very attractive...does this mean i am bisexual? please help me im a confused 14 year old girl! x...
A. 22 January 2007: Hey, I went through the same thing about your age. :) Don't worry, because it doesn't always mean you're bisexual. It can, but not always. I won't share weather or not I'm bi, but don't automatically assume I am, lol, because it's a toss up for me. ... (read in full...)
I'm 14 and looking for advice about orgasms! Any advice?
Q. I Am 14 and am in a very good strong relationship and we are now having sex. it seems good but it always seems like hes getting alot more fun out of it than me, i dont even think i have orgasms...can you suggest ways in which we could both reach ...
A. 22 January 2007: Hey, good question. Some people find it incredibley hard to orgasm during vaginal intercourse because it's not just about vaginal intercourse, it's about clitoral. Look up the clitoris and the vagina for some anatomy lessons to help you locate ... (read in full...)
After trying to get back the spark, I still feel something lacking in our marriage. What should I do?
Q. Is it possible to fall out of love with someone after 20 years of marriage? My husband and I married quite young (19 yrs.old) we have no children, though I've always wanted a family -- he did not. I think I knew after within the first 5 years of...
A. 22 January 2007: Hey! Perhaps you guys need to get into some activities like travelling and exploring. Find common interests you never knew you had. Take a trip to disney world, a hike up a mountain...Anything to get you guys laughing and talking.
Still, it is po... (read in full...)
I feel like I'm not big enough - while we were at a party, my gf blurted out that I have a small penis and she fakes orgasms!!
Q. Ok, this is my first time posting, i have been strugling with a issue for a while now, a while back i dated this girl for about 2 years sex was great...so i thought. during the relationship shes at her frinds house at a small party and anounces ...
A. 22 January 2007: Wow, that must have been SO embarassing! :( Sorry you had to go through that. Sadly, to me, when it comes to sex it's BOTH the size and what you can do with it. And really, if you're 7/4, you've got nothing to be embarassed about, considering the ... (read in full...)
I am a low priority in her life..is she 'taking me for granted'?
Q. I was in a great relationship for almost two years. I found what I believed to be the perfect woman for me. We discussed engagement seriously. Even though it hasn't happened yet, we were to that point. Once she felt it was a sure thing, she ...
A. 22 January 2007: I hope my boyfriend doesn't think I'm taking him for granted after reading that. :( When women (this is 97% or so of the time) get comfortable in a relationship, it's usually after confirming thier feelings to you and having them returned. This also ... (read in full...)
My boyfriend can't turn me on as much as my 'lover' did. What can I do about this?
Q. I have been with my boyfriend for 5 years now. I love him and want to be with him the rest of my life. He's still in Law School and I found a job in another city 7 hours away. We don't see each other much because of the distance, expenses to ...
A. 22 January 2007: Do you still find your boyfriend as attractive in general as you used to? This may seem an obvious question, yes...But remember, attracting isn't ALWAYS very sexual (although it ususally boils down to sex). Sure, it's not easy to get turned on by a ... (read in full...)
Just engaged and now he's planning a for an extended holiday with buddies. Im' hurt! Any advice?
Q. I just got engaged last month, and I always knew that my fiance was planning on going to Florida with his friends in the month of March, but now it is extended to Feb. also because he's buying a golf cart to drive around. I'm coming to visit him on ...
A. 22 January 2007: No, no! You're not crazy! lol, it's natural to be a little confused when this happens. You're getting married, and I congratulate you. :) It must be a happy time for you! Just remember that your fiancee` is getting married, too...And he probably ... (read in full...)
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