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Female, often accused of being somewhat quick on the trigger, fire-from-the-hip type completely NON-PC, highly Conservative dispensation of advice where it's needed, been around the block a few times as well as some pretty dark alleys. Tough, but honest. An MBA from Texas A&M ('89) says I'm educated. High geared, high strung stock broker. Tri-Delta Alumni. Deceivingly-innocent-looking-blond-bunny without the bimbo edge. Tough on loser men and predators a specialty.

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Help! How can I get my parents to accept him?

Q.   Just as the topic applies, could you? I'm 23, I have a bachelors in Marketing, going back to get my Masters next year. I make decent money--have my own car, my own place, my own bills, plus splurging money. I come from a wealthy background of ed...

A.   12 June 2010: VERY WELL SAID, Poster. I applaud you, resoundingly. I have a better grasp on your dilemma now, so thank you for investing the time and effort. I understand what you're saying much better. I think it all comes down to: what can you handle, ... (read in full...)

Is there a device I can use to protect my upper lip when I give him oral?

Q.   I love to give my boyfriend oral and receive tremendous satisfaction from pleasing him. I like to swallow his cum, however, it takes about 15 minuets of working him hard and fast to get my (and his) reward. I wrap my top lip over my teeth so I don’t ...

A.   12 June 2010: Geez, this thread is going to end up with an XXX rating soon, methinks. Poster: I'm with Mia's recommendations on this one. More technique less lip. B/f doesn't like it? Get him a plunger...or something. You don't want to develop TMJ over thi... (read in full...)

Is there a device I can use to protect my upper lip when I give him oral?

Q.   I love to give my boyfriend oral and receive tremendous satisfaction from pleasing him. I like to swallow his cum, however, it takes about 15 minuets of working him hard and fast to get my (and his) reward. I wrap my top lip over my teeth so I don’t ...

A.   11 June 2010: Umm, WTF?? I'm sorry. Kinda caught me off guard, there. A device to protect you from wearing through tissue in dealing out a blow job? Sweetie, I see no reason for this whatsoever. I think perhaps your b/f needs to be doing something beyond just ... (read in full...)

Is there a device I can use to protect my upper lip when I give him oral?

Q.   I love to give my boyfriend oral and receive tremendous satisfaction from pleasing him. I like to swallow his cum, however, it takes about 15 minuets of working him hard and fast to get my (and his) reward. I wrap my top lip over my teeth so I don’t ...

A.   11 June 2010: Umm, WTF?? I'm sorry. Kinda caught me off guard, there. A device to protect you from wearing through tissue in dealing out a blow job? Sweetie, I see no reason for this whatsoever. I think perhaps your b/f needs to be doing something beyond just ... (read in full...)

I want to be more lady-like!

Q.   Hey everyone! Ok so I'm a 17 year old girl and I want to be more lady like now. Meaning I really need to clean up by shaving all the unwanted hair! Now my problem is neccessary to shave, how to do it and how often should I! also I'm scared to d...

A.   11 June 2010: Kc's right, hun. Shaving is something taught in-person. We can't talk you through it. Find a salon, there maybe someone there who can show you, better yet, just get waxing.... (read in full...)

I am happiest when my husband isn't in the house!

Q.   i am sick of my husband. i have been with him 7 years and we have 4 children and one on the way but i have had enough of him i am happiest when he is not in the house. we split up for a while last year and my friends said i seemed more relaxed ...

A.   11 June 2010: My ex husband did that car thing. Note, I say "ex husband" ... (read in full...)

I am happiest when my husband isn't in the house!

Q.   i am sick of my husband. i have been with him 7 years and we have 4 children and one on the way but i have had enough of him i am happiest when he is not in the house. we split up for a while last year and my friends said i seemed more relaxed ...

A.   11 June 2010: In a word? NO. I don't think it's just you. This guy sounds like a dangerous maniac with far more problems than a run-of-the-mill counselor could be expected to deal with. Why are you still him and having more children with him? This guy in n... (read in full...)

Demanded my boyfriend gets a paternity test on a potential child..am I in the wrong?

Q.   Am I wrong for tell my boyfriend that we won't live together or take any big steps in our relationship until he gets a dna test on a child he doesn't know is his or not? We've been together for almost a year....

A.   11 June 2010: He doesn't KNOW if the child is his or not? That's rather absurd. Is he prepared to pay child support for eighteen years or better without knowing he's the biological father? This seems just stupid to me. I don't blame you for insisting up... (read in full...)

Husband wants to attend ex-father-in-law's funeral!

Q.   My husband wants to attend the funeral of his ex-father in law. I feel very strongly that he should not. He wasn't particularly close to him but says he should do it out of respect. I would feel very uncomfortable going with him as I have met most...

A.   11 June 2010: Indeed.... (read in full...)

Husband wants to attend ex-father-in-law's funeral!

Q.   My husband wants to attend the funeral of his ex-father in law. I feel very strongly that he should not. He wasn't particularly close to him but says he should do it out of respect. I would feel very uncomfortable going with him as I have met most...

A.   11 June 2010: TRUST BUT VERIFY.... (read in full...)

Help! How can I get my parents to accept him?

Q.   Just as the topic applies, could you? I'm 23, I have a bachelors in Marketing, going back to get my Masters next year. I make decent money--have my own car, my own place, my own bills, plus splurging money. I come from a wealthy background of ed...

A.   11 June 2010: THAT is NOT the American way. That's the definition of "entitlement-minded". Debase, devalue, discard dignity.... (read in full...)

Husband wants to attend ex-father-in-law's funeral!

Q.   My husband wants to attend the funeral of his ex-father in law. I feel very strongly that he should not. He wasn't particularly close to him but says he should do it out of respect. I would feel very uncomfortable going with him as I have met most...

A.   11 June 2010: Thank you, Poster. I appreciate your willingness to note the distinction, I can think of nothing worse than being a bleeding heart. I make no apologies for my stance, neither do I believe should you. I am well-known for my departure from the rank ... (read in full...)

Help! How can I get my parents to accept him?

Q.   Just as the topic applies, could you? I'm 23, I have a bachelors in Marketing, going back to get my Masters next year. I make decent money--have my own car, my own place, my own bills, plus splurging money. I come from a wealthy background of ed...

A.   11 June 2010: You had me believing in you right up to your very last response paragraph. So who told you here were "classes"? The social caste system isn't an American institution, sweetheart. Though it may be alive and well in other countries, at present: the ... (read in full...)

I need to learn about oral sex!

Q.   My boyfriend went down on me for the second time last week. The first time he'd done it he and I had been drinking so I didn't really get much out of it. So I'd kind of thought he just wasn't too good at it. It was also my first time, so I was too ...

A.   11 June 2010: From your description here, I'd say yes, he did it for you. That tightening up/spasm-type feeling is your first clue. Sounds pretty normal but each woman is different. He probably didn't "feel" anything per sey, but might have been aware that ... (read in full...)

I want to be more lady-like!

Q.   Hey everyone! Ok so I'm a 17 year old girl and I want to be more lady like now. Meaning I really need to clean up by shaving all the unwanted hair! Now my problem is neccessary to shave, how to do it and how often should I! also I'm scared to d...

A.   11 June 2010: Well, there's always waxing. A salon can wax your eyebrows into nice even shaping. Waxing keeps everything smoother, longer than shaving. A salon can wax your legs, under arms, upper lip and some do bikini waxes, too.... (read in full...)

Does anyone know of any good romance novels???

Q.   Hello again! I just had a quick question. I'm 19 as is my boyfriend. He is away at work during the weeks of the summer and is only home one day of each weekend for the entire summer. Before work started we used to spend every day together so ...

A.   11 June 2010: *really* racy stuff: Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice, it's hard core erotica, btw.... (read in full...)

Does anyone know of any good romance novels???

Q.   Hello again! I just had a quick question. I'm 19 as is my boyfriend. He is away at work during the weeks of the summer and is only home one day of each weekend for the entire summer. Before work started we used to spend every day together so ...

A.   11 June 2010: "Joan Wilder" ::guffaw:: The greatest romance novel ever written: Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell... (read in full...)

Husband wants to attend ex-father-in-law's funeral!

Q.   My husband wants to attend the funeral of his ex-father in law. I feel very strongly that he should not. He wasn't particularly close to him but says he should do it out of respect. I would feel very uncomfortable going with him as I have met most...

A.   11 June 2010: Um, but *I* am not a bleeding heart by any stretch of the imagination. I was on the OP's side!... (read in full...)

Help! How can I get my parents to accept him?

Q.   Just as the topic applies, could you? I'm 23, I have a bachelors in Marketing, going back to get my Masters next year. I make decent money--have my own car, my own place, my own bills, plus splurging money. I come from a wealthy background of ed...

A.   11 June 2010: I can tell you you're probably going to catch some flak just from disclosing your background without apology. That won't be from me because my own background is very similar to your own. Problem was: I married the first time, a guy who made less ... (read in full...)

How do you understand mixed messages?

Q.   Ok, I need some advice. What is it about guys? Can you not just say what you want?! How do you interpret and understand all the mixed messages and tell if a guy really likes you or not. Are we just friends, do you want more? Why cant guys jus...

A.   10 June 2010: See? what did I tell you?... (read in full...)

How do you understand mixed messages?

Q.   Ok, I need some advice. What is it about guys? Can you not just say what you want?! How do you interpret and understand all the mixed messages and tell if a guy really likes you or not. Are we just friends, do you want more? Why cant guys jus...

A.   10 June 2010: You're asking the $64,000 question, sister. Personally? I think guys don't really express things, clearly because it's some sort of "EWWww ikky-poo-nasty feelings-stuff!" Sorta like getting cooties when you were little. People make millions writing ... (read in full...)

Is there more to this friendship?

Q.   Over the past few months, me and my slightly younger (by 3 years) male cousins have been getting to spend quite a bit of time together, and I've developed a bit of a attraction to both of them, both for different reasons... The first one, lets ...

A.   10 June 2010: I'd say it's purely mild attraction due to familiarity. You'll only turn into a sick pervert if you act upon your feelings. Does it really matter if "Joey" is gay, bi, or straight? Why do you need to know that? It's his own personal bizz. to ... (read in full...)

Kissed another girl in a bar and my girl took off, how can I prove to her that I have changed?

Q.   So I posted a question a few days ago about how to get back my girlfriend after I stupdly and self destructively kissed another girl in a bar last weekend. She took off for home two days ago to spend time with her family and get away from all of...

A.   10 June 2010: geez typo hell there, that would be "PROVE a negative"... (read in full...)

Kissed another girl in a bar and my girl took off, how can I prove to her that I have changed?

Q.   So I posted a question a few days ago about how to get back my girlfriend after I stupdly and self destructively kissed another girl in a bar last weekend. She took off for home two days ago to spend time with her family and get away from all of...

A.   10 June 2010: First I applaud you efforts to get yourself straightened out. Second, You're trying to "rove a negative" Which is virtually impossible. In trying to prove a negative, in your case: you're trying to demonstrate that you will not engage in futu... (read in full...)

Is she losing interest in me?

Q.   I've been dating this girl for almost a month, not a long time. The other night we had a serious talk, namely that she hasn't really date many people, and they they have all turned into long term relationships, and second that she is worried she ...

A.   10 June 2010: If she does indeed have huge family issues, perhaps you're jumping the gun a bit too soon? I'd recommend taking her at her word until such time she gives you concrete reason not to. That's only fair, don't you think? You may not be in full ... (read in full...)

I want to think about him not talk about my past sex life! Help!

Q.   Haay, Im 16; And My Boyfriend is 14; He Recently found out that ive gone out with something like 3 chicks before him and that im Bi; He is pressuring me to hook up with a chick, btu i just want to be with him; He Knows i still have feelings f...

A.   10 June 2010: Of the few women I know who are lesbian or bi, ALL of them hold to one rule very hard and that is they don't put on performances for men. Though you didn't specify that your b/f is actually requesting that you do these things so he can watch, I'm ... (read in full...)

Husband wants to attend ex-father-in-law's funeral!

Q.   My husband wants to attend the funeral of his ex-father in law. I feel very strongly that he should not. He wasn't particularly close to him but says he should do it out of respect. I would feel very uncomfortable going with him as I have met most...

A.   10 June 2010: Ditto,q. Nice job on the presumably missing pieces, Carrot. On the flip-side of this coin:I am, personally, no advocate or believer in the "we're all one big happy extended family, ex's, in-laws, out-laws, blah, blah" concept.. EX means ex. That... (read in full...)

I don't think I can handle things when he starts seeing her again

Q.   I very recently found out my husband was having an affair at work. It has only been going for a couple of months. He said it began following the death of his dad late last year, things havent been ideal as far as the physical side for us for ...

A.   10 June 2010:  It's highly predictable that Miss Work Place Fling will quit. There's part of your problem, theoretically gone. When I've seen this in my own office staff, the quited party almost always quits. The points that really jump out atme here are the... (read in full...)

The man I fell for so deeply has changed. Should I stay?

Q.   I've been with my boyfriend for two years. He was always a lovely person to be with and i always thought he was the one but lately hes changed. He will always call me hurtfull names and whenever he responds to be he uses the word slag instead of...

A.   10 June 2010: Usually, behavior changes of this magnitude are clear indicators that something else is afoot, sweetie. I'm betting a closer look will uncover a few ugly little facts. This is typical male behavior after having done the deed. He's probably... (read in full...)

I need help with the aftermath

Q.   Dear Agony Aunts, Would you please tell me what I can do next time? I screwed up royally, and all I can do is to learn from my awful mistakes, however painful that may be. Please take time to read my long story. Thank you. I am a twenty year o...

A.   10 June 2010: No, you're not the only person who makes these mistakes. Hard as it is to believe right now, we all do;, sadly, some make the same mistakes repeatedly and then remain in aghast wide-eyed wonderment at the same results manifest time and again. ... (read in full...)

Helpful ideas on how to get wife to give me oral?

Q.   My wife refuses to give me a blowjob and will not even really open up healthy dialog about it. Now before anyone replies to this post here is some background. -I DO go down on her (cunnilingus) to completion and she has multiple organisms. It ...

A.   10 June 2010: So there was at least some discussion of note on this, then. I admit that I had expected to learn there was none. Still though, this revelation provides no further insight into what can only be termed a cop-out. To be frank, Poster, you married ... (read in full...)

Is she just using excuses to justify her actions?

Q.   about a week or two ago my GF wanted to go on a break with me because she is depressed about having to get an abortion (we both want to have the baby but certain circumstances are making it impossible for us to have it) and she said feels like she ...

A.   10 June 2010: Sounds to me like what's going on in her head is a lot like complete confusion. It's understandable, given what you've stated here. You've both been forced into a major decision and that's predictably, weighing on her mind. I'd bet she was talk... (read in full...)

Helpful ideas on how to get wife to give me oral?

Q.   My wife refuses to give me a blowjob and will not even really open up healthy dialog about it. Now before anyone replies to this post here is some background. -I DO go down on her (cunnilingus) to completion and she has multiple organisms. It ...

A.   10 June 2010: So this really boils down to I give, she takes, but then when I'd like to reverse that she won't entertain the thought and the reason given for the refusal is based upon a preconceived notion that it reciprocity is somehow a foul repugnant thing. ... (read in full...)

Helpful ideas on how to get wife to give me oral?

Q.   My wife refuses to give me a blowjob and will not even really open up healthy dialog about it. Now before anyone replies to this post here is some background. -I DO go down on her (cunnilingus) to completion and she has multiple organisms. It ...

A.   10 June 2010: Ok, q, so it's "important to a man" due to the stellar quality of orgasm? That's it? So we're really talking about quality and not slobbin' the old knobbin' after all?... (read in full...)

Helpful ideas on how to get wife to give me oral?

Q.   My wife refuses to give me a blowjob and will not even really open up healthy dialog about it. Now before anyone replies to this post here is some background. -I DO go down on her (cunnilingus) to completion and she has multiple organisms. It ...

A.   10 June 2010: I have consulted with my on site guy type consultant and he says it sounds rather absurd to him: so just dump her and find someone who will give you a damn blow job if it's THAT big of a problem.... (read in full...)

Helpful ideas on how to get wife to give me oral?

Q.   My wife refuses to give me a blowjob and will not even really open up healthy dialog about it. Now before anyone replies to this post here is some background. -I DO go down on her (cunnilingus) to completion and she has multiple organisms. It ...

A.   10 June 2010: The condensed version will be acceptable. I can see that you consistently externalize this problem as evidenced by the tone of your on going retorts. And since you're insisting upon no women handing you any BS on whatever, I trust you'll exhibit the ... (read in full...)

Helpful ideas on how to get wife to give me oral?

Q.   My wife refuses to give me a blowjob and will not even really open up healthy dialog about it. Now before anyone replies to this post here is some background. -I DO go down on her (cunnilingus) to completion and she has multiple organisms. It ...

A.   10 June 2010: I, personally know of no man who has ever just up and died due to lack of blow jobs. So WHY is this "important to a man", Poster?... (read in full...)

How do you have a successfull FWB?

Q.   Question: How do you have a successfull FWB? How am I supposed to act in this type of relationship? I think I want to do this because I don't want to be in a serious relationship right now because of my kids. So, the question is, am I supposed to ...

A.   9 June 2010: Yep, I'm going to have to agree. The line: am I supposed to have no feelings during a FWB relationship? This is the give away. It suggests that you're not a good candidate for an FWB arrangement, simply because you're already questioning your ... (read in full...)

Is he getting sprung?

Q.   Okay so my bf always wants me to give him head I give him head more then we have sex, he say's he loves they way I do it, Is he getting sprung????...

A.   9 June 2010: Ok, so the urban dictionary essentially defines "sprung" as obsession. Very closely related to what we see in these 13-15 yro's claiming they're going to just die due to being in love with their teacher.... (read in full...)

Will we get a second chance?

Q.   Hello, I have written before and still need some advice. I dated a man and we really hit it off. The relationship progressed with little or no major conflict. At the time I was divorced ten years and he had only been divorce for about one ye...

A.   9 June 2010: I'm going with wasting your time. This guy apparently has issues you can't help him with-I strongly suspect that there's a few missing pieces of info concerning this guy, too. I suspect that there's more than meets the eye with this fella, maybe ... (read in full...)

Is he getting sprung?

Q.   Okay so my bf always wants me to give him head I give him head more then we have sex, he say's he loves they way I do it, Is he getting sprung????...

A.   9 June 2010: So is "sprung" like some sort of cultural jargon, then? Ok, so I'm blond, alright? I'm just not getting this "sprung" thing. And Mia, Youth and enthusiasm is no substitute for age and experience! I'm 39, it's not like I have one foot in the grave ... (read in full...)

Is it just signs of stress or could I be pregnant???

Q.   I broke up with my boyfriend a few weeks ago and i know that its over. but i have been getting this really strange feeling in my body.... i mean my mom questioned it and asked if i was pregnant but see she doesn't know that my last boyfrien...

A.   9 June 2010: You can go to your OB/GYN and get a pregnancy test, too. You probably should go see your GYN just to be certain you're healthy since you could have some sort of health issue brewing.... (read in full...)

I hate seeing my mum like this all because of my step-father, what can I do?

Q.   I came home from college for summer vacation. Since I have been back, my mother and her husband (who doesn't live in the house) argue more than they did before I left to college. Mind you, I was a freshman. Every other day after she leaves to see ...

A.   9 June 2010: Unfortunately, there's nothing you can say or do to or for your mother unless she wants to hear/see it for herself first. You're absolutely right in your observation that this guy is no good. I'd say it's classic co-dependence, but I'm not a qual... (read in full...)

How do you have a successfull FWB?

Q.   Question: How do you have a successfull FWB? How am I supposed to act in this type of relationship? I think I want to do this because I don't want to be in a serious relationship right now because of my kids. So, the question is, am I supposed to ...

A.   9 June 2010: I have had a successful FWB thing. And if every one is one the same page, it can work really well. I sorta liked him in a human being way...see, he was this oh-so *buff* geologist a few years younger than I and lemme tell ya, sister , he could...but ... (read in full...)

Is he getting sprung?

Q.   Okay so my bf always wants me to give him head I give him head more then we have sex, he say's he loves they way I do it, Is he getting sprung????...

A.   9 June 2010: Umm, I hate to appear naive but what, exactly, does "getting sprung" mean? Isn't that something that happened to Joliet Jake?... (read in full...)

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